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No kidding. They can’t afford to buy jumbo out, but they’re not only gonna buyout everyone that could be a hot commodity, but pay the $100 mil to do the same thing the current coach does. You know, not win games or coach.

That’s dominance in the sec ya durn sip.

1 hour ago, deft said:

That’s dominance in the sec ya durn sip.

4-3 in the SEC is like 9-0 in the B12.

Which one of you is Seamaster and how did you manage the ag tag? Brilliant though, sheer genius.
44 minutes ago, deac_tracy said:

Might as well give him credit for not killing any of his players lately if they're going to set that low of a bar.

FIFY

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Reporter:  What do you think about your players' execution, Coach?

John McKay:  I'm in favor of it.

On 10/15/2023 at 4:27 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

@aggypedia both of these should have entries

Hey - speaking of this.  We've had a bit of a "new article" slowdown of late.

We're putting out an OPEN CALL for any contributors who would like to provide some aggypedia entries. 

Please keep them short wiki-like items if you want to just enhance some existing sections, but if you have a Randolph-Duke-like ability to pump out some aggy-exposing prose, we'll take that, too!

 

Just message us here and let's talk.  Or if you'd prefer to keep your Surly and aggypedia contributions separate, we have a handy contact form on the site.

If you have ideas, some bullet points, a graphic or two, or whatever, we can help you flesh it out but would love to have your direct contributions.  They can be anonymous, too!  Just know the joy that you will feel contributing to the best Internet source for debunking aggy mythology!

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9 hours ago, deac_tracy said:

Might as well give him credit for not killing any of his players if they're going to set that low of a bar.

Not Killing any of his players…YET. It’s only October 

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Reporter:  What do you think about your players' execution, Coach?

John McKay:  I'm in favor of it.

One of the all-time great answers in history.

28 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

One of the all-time great answers in history.

Yes it was

23 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

 

He should leave the jokes to the professionals 

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yes it was

He should leave the jokes to the professionals 

 

Looks like Billy, his mom, and the think tank over at TexAgs have come up with a real money-maker.

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Got that snappy BTHO thing. This would die such a horrible death anywhere else. I'm guessing sales go well before Christmas because Aggies will think is just such a great gift for that special moron in your life. Lot's of Whoop!in Christmas morning beneath the maroon ornaments and among the hopeless children in their Gig 'Em pjs.

I notice he didn't try to help the Aggie cause by using an NIL agreement with a player.

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So, he's buying bulk coffee from Sam's Club, repackaging it, and marking it up 100%?  

Honestly, I kind of admire the entry-level, low effort grift.

 

Looks like Billy, his mom, and think tank over at TexAgs have come up with a real money-maker.
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Got that snappy BTHO thing. This would die such a horrible death anywhere else. I'm guessing sales go well before Christmas because Aggies will think is just such a great gift for that special moron in your life. Lot's of Whoop!in Christmas morning beneath the maroon ornaments and among the hopeless children in their Gig 'Em pjs.
I notice he didn't try to help the Aggie cause by using an NIL agreement with a player.

It's what Jesus wants you stupid sip.

I really hope we get to see the dashcam and bodycam footage of Sumlin's stop and arrest.  

Make that coffee bag burnt orange and slap this on it and I'd buy a bunch as gifts for Aggies and Sooners and other lessers in my life.

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You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

 




 

39 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

 

UGGGGGHHHH gross


 

 

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41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

 




 

Society is penalizing them for being aggy.

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47 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

 




 

Would be a shame to send that thread to every Black athlete at a&m right now and every Black recruit in every sport they field. 

 

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Hands up errbody who wants to brunch on the deck and watch USCE at A&M at 11:00 Saturday . . . 

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1 hour ago, Teebox said:

 

Man, that's some sorry ass stuff.

And I'm so tired of that pathetic tantrum that ex-military took an oath to defend the Constitution. What about the preface ex- (or former) do you not fucking understand? I was in the military, and I took that oath, but I'm also not some hopeless moron. I understand that was an oath that applied to my time as part of a massive hierarchical organization that would give me orders telling me exactly what I must do to defend the Constitution. It didn't make me some demented, freelance Constitution interpreter and protector for the rest of my life.

What a bunch of entitled, whiny shit-stains.   

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

 




 

half of surly...

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haha, i kid, i kid 😄

 

😐

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

 




 

And a 30 second internet search shows that Franklin Graham never said it. So it's a lie too

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Would be a shame to send that thread to every Black athlete at a&m right now and every Black recruit in every sport they field. 

 

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No point.  They will all be hitting the portal as soon as they can.

Serious question. Aggies are forever asking the philosophical question of how they are mired in mediocrity despite the level of their fan support, the available financial resources, their conference affiliation, their location in a talent- rich area, and the"best facilities" in college football. 

What do they think differentiates their facilities from those at any other big- time college? The locker rooms? The weight room? The practice field? Public art? The parking lots? 

What makes them think there is a bit of difference between the "facilities" there and anywhere else? 

And a 30 second internet search shows that Franklin Graham never said it. So it's a lie too

aggy has about as much “military” association as my time squatting over a previously dug cat hole out in the middle of nowhere- hopefully nobody was looking? I’ve squatted around Fort Sill, most of Germany, a good portion of S.Korea, and in the deserts of the countries from Desert Storm! When you’ve got to go, you have to go!

Hook’em!!!
Serious question. Aggies are forever asking the philosophical question of how they are mired in mediocrity despite the level of their fan support, the available financial resources, their conference affiliation, their location in a talent- rich area, and the"best facilities" in college football. 
What do they think differentiates their facilities from those at any other big- time college? The locker rooms? The weight room? The practice field? Public art? The parking lots? 
What makes them think there is a bit of difference between the "facilities" there and anywhere else? 

The spacious hall of champions

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half of surly...
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Those people (aggy) are F’d up into eternity!

And they wonder why nobody from “outside” of their culture can understand them, let alone want to belong.

Hook’em!!!

Their recruiting base is about to consist of the generational brain washed and those surrounding greater Houston.

Hook’em!!!

46 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Serious question. Aggies are forever asking the philosophical question of how they are mired in mediocrity despite the level of their fan support, the available financial resources, their conference affiliation, their location in a talent- rich area, and the"best facilities" in college football. 

What do they think differentiates their facilities from those at any other big- time college? The locker rooms? The weight room? The practice field? Public art? The parking lots? 

What makes them think there is a bit of difference between the "facilities" there and anywhere else? 

They have the only stadium modeled after an open tackle box, brought to you by Carls Jr., and Brawndo flowing from the taps.   
Life imitates art

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

Serious question. Aggies are forever asking the philosophical question of how they are mired in mediocrity despite the level of their fan support, the available financial resources, their conference affiliation, their location in a talent- rich area, and the"best facilities" in college football. 

What do they think differentiates their facilities from those at any other big- time college? The locker rooms? The weight room? The practice field? Public art? The parking lots? 

What makes them think there is a bit of difference between the "facilities" there and anywhere else? 

The mediocrity starts, and possibly ends, with the fact that they have male cheerleaders. 

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

Let me tell y'all what it's like, being male, middle-class, and white 
It's a bitch, if you don't believe 
Listen up to my new CD, sha-mon

Oh, the aggy culture started way before Jimbo. Only aggy could possibly think that their deal with him guaranteed success. They bought them a MNC sitting corch! Fill the Hall of Champions!

Hook’em!!!

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