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1 hour ago, Jimbob said:

They have the only stadium modeled after an open tackle box, brought to you by Carls Jr., and Brawndo flowing from the taps.   
Life imitates art

It is the thirst mutilator. So that’s nice 

also I love you welcome to Costco 

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Aggy looking for a bailout.
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That’s funny.

I bet they could entice Kroger to put a sign about the main entrance for 5 years 20 million to get the ball rolling.

Washed up Coach on a 6 year highly paid vacation bright to you by Krogers.

Lmao

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Grasping for school names for his story comparison, but like typical aggy, forgets that BYU has actually won a NC since 1980.

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Jesus Christ!  It's becoming self-aware. 

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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They had really talked themselves into thinking that Bama game was a for sure W after seeing Texas beat them and Milroe get benched/re-instated.  

You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1
 



 

That thread may be the pussiest thing I’ve ever read.
3 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Jesus Christ!  It's becoming self-aware. 

Yea but comparing themselves to BYU is not.  They won conference championships on a consistent basis until they went independent, and a MNC in the 80s.  He should have used Arizona State to be more accurate.   


That thread may be the pussiest thing I’ve ever read.

Although to clarify, I only read the first page. Maybe it gets better as it goes on.
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Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

25 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Michigan State’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he just got fired for fucking around.

Aggy’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he needs to be fired for fucking the university. 

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Its almost as if MSU understands who they are and don’t overinflated themselves.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Michigan State’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he just got fired for fucking around.

Aggy’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he needs to be fired for fucking the university. 

Both contracts a result of the palpable inferiority of each school and their desperation for legitimacy.  Delicious.  

I’m at a hotel in Baton Rouge and aggy soccer girls team is here. Gotta admit, not too bad, not too bad.

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Just now, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Its almost as if MSU understands who they are and don’t overinflated themselves.

They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Of course that’s because no one in Texas has ever actually met a Michigan State fan.

You can’t pass an aggy on the highway without them throwing five pieces of aggy flair and at least one SEC sticker in your face. 

They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them
I thought the newly claimed ones were from pre-tv? As in even older than their glorious 1939.
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I’m at a hotel in Baton Rouge and aggy soccer girls team is here. Gotta admit, not too bad, not too bad.

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It's tough to mess up a soccer body, even for aggy. 

37 minutes ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:
They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

I thought the newly claimed ones were from pre-tv? As in even older than their glorious 1939.

Aggy claimed two from the 19-teens to make themselves look better to the rest of the SEC when they moved over.  Not sure when MSU did basically the same thing, but they added 3 more as well.  

I’m at a hotel in Baton Rouge and aggy soccer girls team is here. Gotta admit, not too bad, not too bad.
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Hard for us to tell, with all the pictures that didn’t show up.
Aggy claimed two from the 19-teens to make themselves look better to the rest of the SEC when they moved over.  Not sure when MSU did basically the same thing, but they added 3 more as well.  
Ahh, my bad. The reference was for Mich State.
5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Aggy claimed two from the 19-teens to make themselves look better to the rest of the SEC when they moved over.  Not sure when MSU did basically the same thing, but they added 3 more as well.  

Ric Flair's claimed championships have more legitimacy than A&M's retro titles.

16 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Aggy looking for a bailout.

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Someone really needs to explain how the PUF and AUF work and the constitutional restrictions placed on its use. \

PUF Infographic. Click to open an enlarged image 

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

ggy’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he needs to be fired for fucking the university. 

the university fucked themselves.

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

the university fucked themselves.

And Bilbo’s standing there watching, counting his sweet aggy bux. 

Nobody has yet told us about the time and circumstances of JimBob removomg the (apparently silent) "b" from the end of his name. Do aggy know?

3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Compelling....

 

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Its almost as if MSU understands who they are and don’t overinflated themselves.

100% this.

So, aggy has the resume of Michigan State with the delusion of... well, aggy... on top of it.

Please, try to name a fanbase that is in their league when it comes to delusion.

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Please, try to name a fanbase that is in their league when it comes to delusion.

Dallas Cowboys......;)

16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Dallas Cowboys......;)

Nope. Championships in the 70s and 90s. And I am not a Cowboys fan. 

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Someone really needs to explain how the PUF and AUF work and the constitutional restrictions placed on its use. \
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They still think NIL is handing recruits bags filled with Benjamins, how do you expect them to understand that?

Oldie but a goodie

#1 underachieving program in CFB - see ags, there's your championship right there!  Jimbo delivered after all!

Underachiever list!

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Nope. Championships in the 70s and 90s. And I am not a Cowboys fan. 

Dynasty in the 90's means they are we outside the stratosphere of anything a&m will ever be. 

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Hard for us to tell, with all the pictures that didn’t show up.

I ain’t lookin to get me too’d over here. I’m not exactly skilled in creeper pics.

A&M = BYU

LOL.  BYU football picks bits of A&M football out of its stool.

On 10/25/2023 at 10:18 AM, CooterBrown said:

So, he's buying bulk coffee from Sam's Club, repackaging it, and marking it up 100%?  

Honestly, I kind of admire the entry-level, low effort grift.

 

With the cream already added.

7 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

You mean from the prewar days of radio?

8 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Michigan state has a natty in a major sport since the invention of the enigma machine during world war 2. Aggy is way worse.

4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Michigan state has a natty in a major sport since the invention of the enigma machine during world war 2. Aggy is way worse.

And a playoff appearance.

Id say the closest thing to aggy is Houston. Fat, stupid, ugly fans, god awful campus, absolutely no accomplishment in any sport period, and yet they bleet constantly about daddy texas.

9 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

They had really talked themselves into thinking that Bama game was a for sure W after seeing Texas beat them and Milroe get benched/re-instated.  

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

You mean from the prewar days of radio?

There was excitement at hand during the broadcast

 

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9 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

I remember rooting for Michigan St at least once 

 

 

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5 hours ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
Someone really needs to explain how the PUF and AUF work and the constitutional restrictions placed on its use. \
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They still think NIL is handing recruits bags filled with Benjamins, how do you expect them to understand that?

They should've by now......

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2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Michigan state has a natty in a major sport since the invention of the enigma machine during world war 2. Aggy is way worse.

Negged for use of "natty".

8 hours ago, Deej said:

the university fucked themselves.

Like that time the stack of logs made 12 aggies immortal?

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Like that time the stack of logs made 12 aggies immortal?

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20 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Only difference is that Michigan State fans aren't annoying and delusional like aggy. Also, unlike aggy, MSU has won a conference title in the playoff era and made the CFP.

15 hours ago, Armybrat said:

You mean from the prewar days of radio?

There's too many Brat jokes to make on this one.....;)

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