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MSU is a basketball school.  aggy is a meat judging school

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26 minutes ago, alincoln said:

MSU is a basketball school.  aggy is a meat judging school

 

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only difference is that Michigan State fans aren't annoying and delusional like aggy. Also, unlike aggy, MSU has won a conference title in the playoff era and made the CFP.

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26 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

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A Pimp Named Meat Judge

53 minutes ago, alincoln said:

MSU is a basketball school.  aggy is a meat judging school

U of H would be a golf school based on past results

aggy would be a outdoor track and field school based on titles

NCAA team championships[edit]

Texas A&M has won 13 NCAA team national championships.[39]

  • Men's (6)
  • Women's (7)

 

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33 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

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Why this guy doesn't already have his own statue in College Station is beyond me.

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for some reason this cracked me up on Reddit

Texas A&M Aggies Coach Jimbo Fisher ‘Shocked’ By Struggles on Offense

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Jimbo in a hotdog costume: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

 

 

 

 

26 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

U of H would be a golf school based on past results

aggy would be a outdoor track and field school based on titles

NCAA team championships[edit]

Texas A&M has won 13 NCAA team national championships.[39]

  • Men's (6)
  • Women's (7)

 

Sometimes you gotta run pretty fast to catch those sheep!

56 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Sometimes you gotta run pretty fast to catch those sheep!

Yep, so many outdoor champs and only one indoor.

8 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Yep, so many outdoor champs and only one indoor.

Some sheep are in the rodeo.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

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Someone stole John Sharp's jizz out of the jar and inseminated some poor woman. 

17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Would be awesome if they mentioned this game on the jumbotron tomorrow.

Would be awesome if they mentioned this game on the jumbotron tomorrow.

I’m pretty sure it will be mentioned on the broadcast.
20 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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To be fair, it's also more yards than any UT QB has passed for in a game. 

The record is 470 by Colt vs UCF.

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yeah, but the most yards passing that UT has ever given up is only 533 (UH in 92).  Advantage UT (by 3 yards) 

Yeah, but Jimbo didn’t do it to us.

so more than three yards in value.

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only difference is that Michigan State fans aren't annoying and delusional like aggy. Also, unlike aggy, MSU has won a conference title in the playoff era and made the CFP.

They also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

To be fair, it's also more yards than any UT QB has passed for in a game. 
The record is 470 by Colt vs UCF.
Damn, aggy was either extremely piss poor in the late 90's or our corch was an awesome college QB.

I'm sure a coach who lies, cheats, and steals would fit right in with their fake honor code. 

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

They also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

Johnny Manziel >> Magic Johnson -- aggy (Johnson never won a Heisman)

On 10/26/2023 at 7:05 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

I remember rooting for Michigan St at least once 

 

 

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Can anyone find that gif of the Baylor punter laying there and his ghost leaving his body? That was a classic.

14 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

They [Meatchicken State] also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

I think that's the year they bookended UCLA. Beat 'em the first game and then lost to them in the last one, Rose Bowl. An aggyish thing to do, imo. /2001

Someone stole John Sharp's jizz out of the jar and inseminated some poor woman. 
Ewe!
14 hours ago, ousux said:
16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:
To be fair, it's also more yards than any UT QB has passed for in a game. 
The record is 470 by Colt vs UCF.

Damn, aggy was either extremely piss poor in the late 90's or our corch was an awesome college QB.

They were actually very tough most years. But they were built primarily to stop the run and to run.  

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

They were actually very tough most years. But they were built primarily to stop the run and to run.  

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

10 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

Y'all might be taking about different teams. Or I just misread the angle.

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35 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

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4 hours ago, Twizzler said:

Y'all might be taking about different teams. Or I just misread the angle.

Yes. I am able to read AND comprehend. Apparently he is not. 

Jimbo just needs to get them to schedule South Carolina each week and the Ws will come tumbling in.

Johnny loves a theme night.

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15 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Johnny loves a theme night.

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Does Johnny have to bus these party girls in, or what?

I may have commented
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Only aggy would celebrate the huge win over a “two win” South Cackalacky!

Hook’em!!!

that bar looks gross. but i'm sure the kids will like it. 

The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

4 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

Look in the closet of the yell leaders 

On 10/23/2023 at 7:14 PM, TexasMan said:

Well damn...

 

 

SS Rum Runner nickname checks out

On 10/26/2023 at 8:29 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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Hoes Mad

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5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Does Johnny have to bus these party girls in, or what?

They come from a shack outside La Grange.

They got a lot of nice girls.

The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

Was hilarious when the espn crew was talking about the trophy and said no one knows where it is.

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