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#58653
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only difference is that Michigan State fans aren't annoying and delusional like aggy. Also, unlike aggy, MSU has won a conference title in the playoff era and made the CFP.

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#58655
53 minutes ago, alincoln said:

MSU is a basketball school.  aggy is a meat judging school

U of H would be a golf school based on past results

aggy would be a outdoor track and field school based on titles

NCAA team championships[edit]

Texas A&M has won 13 NCAA team national championships.[39]

  • Men's (6)
  • Women's (7)

 

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#58657

for some reason this cracked me up on Reddit

Texas A&M Aggies Coach Jimbo Fisher ‘Shocked’ By Struggles on Offense

first reply

 

lunchboxthegoat

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Jimbo in a hotdog costume: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

 

 

 

 

#58658
26 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

U of H would be a golf school based on past results

aggy would be a outdoor track and field school based on titles

NCAA team championships[edit]

Texas A&M has won 13 NCAA team national championships.[39]

  • Men's (6)
  • Women's (7)

 

Sometimes you gotta run pretty fast to catch those sheep!

#58661
2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

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Someone stole John Sharp's jizz out of the jar and inseminated some poor woman. 

#58668
8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yeah, but the most yards passing that UT has ever given up is only 533 (UH in 92).  Advantage UT (by 3 yards) 

Yeah, but Jimbo didn’t do it to us.

so more than three yards in value.

#58669
11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only difference is that Michigan State fans aren't annoying and delusional like aggy. Also, unlike aggy, MSU has won a conference title in the playoff era and made the CFP.

They also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

#58670
To be fair, it's also more yards than any UT QB has passed for in a game. 
The record is 470 by Colt vs UCF.
Damn, aggy was either extremely piss poor in the late 90's or our corch was an awesome college QB.
#58672

I'm sure a coach who lies, cheats, and steals would fit right in with their fake honor code. 

#58673
1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

They also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

Johnny Manziel >> Magic Johnson -- aggy (Johnson never won a Heisman)

#58674
On 10/26/2023 at 7:05 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

I remember rooting for Michigan St at least once 

 

 

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Can anyone find that gif of the Baylor punter laying there and his ghost leaving his body? That was a classic.

#58675
14 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

They [Meatchicken State] also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

I think that's the year they bookended UCLA. Beat 'em the first game and then lost to them in the last one, Rose Bowl. An aggyish thing to do, imo. /2001

#58677
14 hours ago, ousux said:
16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:
To be fair, it's also more yards than any UT QB has passed for in a game. 
The record is 470 by Colt vs UCF.

Damn, aggy was either extremely piss poor in the late 90's or our corch was an awesome college QB.

They were actually very tough most years. But they were built primarily to stop the run and to run.  

#58678
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

They were actually very tough most years. But they were built primarily to stop the run and to run.  

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

#58679
10 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

Y'all might be taking about different teams. Or I just misread the angle.

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#58680
35 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

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Edited by 66BUFF

#58694
4 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

Look in the closet of the yell leaders 

#58696
On 10/23/2023 at 7:14 PM, TexasMan said:

Well damn...

 

Former Texas A&M coach Kevin Sumlin, now a co-OC at Maryland, arrested for DUI over the weekend in Hillsborough County, Fla. (First reported by @taylorjlyons). Maryland had a bye last weekend.

 

SS Rum Runner nickname checks out

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#58699
5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Does Johnny have to bus these party girls in, or what?

They come from a shack outside La Grange.

They got a lot of nice girls.

#58700
The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

Was hilarious when the espn crew was talking about the trophy and said no one knows where it is.

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