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3 hours ago, Laga4 said:

Freshwater at JFF’s bar would be must see TV. 

If he went to aggy, he'd have to use "Joey Backwater"

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

If he went to aggy, he'd have to use "Joey Backwater"

He’d get rebranded as Joey Douchewater if at aggy.

3 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

Only one man can bring back the wrecking crew. Brian Ferentz. 

Or the Old Man and the Sea….

 

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Be very careful on assumptions, as Freshwater’s campus relies on one flying into Memphis, which is in another state. Then driving over an hour to get to campus. Hello, same as aggy! Must fly into Houston, then bus over an hour. Joey Fresh is used to that, but the main exception is the environment once at the site.

Ole Miss has the gals dressed in their finest vs aggy girls wearing “bubble painted” overalls! Just saying.

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, Deej said:

aggy "girls":

 

 

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I've always found it ironic (at best) that those asshats have the atm logo centered on their ass, with the looong part of the "T" appear like it's coming out of...or going into the crack of their ass.

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I've always found it ironic (at best) that those asshats have the atm logo centered on their ass, with the looong part of the "T" appear like it's coming out of...or going into the crack of their ass.

Well, when your football team got drilled by Texas for a hundred years or so...

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5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Baylor is even more irrelevant than A&M. Sucks to BU.

The Baylor boards are calling for Aranda’s head. He is signed through 2029 (Rhule cashed in on his big season by going pro; Aranda cashed in with a contract extension). They have not yet come to terms with the new math of college football. 

10 years ago, there was a simple formula for Baylor, OSU and TCU- find your coach, and pay what it takes to keep him. Players weren’t paid, the conference media money was shared equally, and if you make the modest fan expectations (contend every few years, make at least a minor bowl almost every year, don’t worry about recruiting rankings-you’ll get a few years to develop your guys) meet the coaches’ performance level, you had a happy program for years. You schedule three patsies every year, including a FCS team, to help reach bowl eligibility, because you’re not worried about providing interesting games for the media partner; that’s the blue bloods’ job. 

Things are now changed. NIL gives a big advantage to the teams with large fanbases. That’s money that just isn’t available to the smaller programs. 

The portal is a huge change, in that scouting and evaluation is a much bigger operation. SEC teams and B10 teams have media payments that are $40-50 million per year higher than the B12’s. They can afford to hire scouts and analysts. Smaller programs, that can’t afford to stand up a new NFL style personnel department will have to ask their coaches to assume the tasks. Which is a year round task, involving a nation and several generations of prospects. 

And Baylor fans think they can solve their problem with a new coach, that they really can’t afford. I am enjoying watching their journey.

Thank you expanded playoffs for letting dogshit teams like tbe fucking Diamondbacks pretend to be playing for a championship

13 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Thank you expanded playoffs for letting dogshit teams like tbe fucking Diamondbacks pretend to be playing for a championship

Using that logic, Rangers shouldn’t have been there either. Backdoored into the playoffs. 

I missed the series that either team played with aggy.

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Texas 8&4 isn’t just a meme

Posted on 11/2/23 at 12:12 am
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Since 1996 Texas A&M has lost 4 or more games in 25 out of 28 seasons…  

That’s 90% of the time….
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas 8&4 isn’t just a meme

Posted on 11/2/23 at 12:12 am
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Since 1996 Texas A&M has lost 4 or more games in 25 out of 28 seasons…  

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"Or more" doing a lot of work in that post

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas 8&4 isn’t just a meme

Posted on 11/2/23 at 12:12 am
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Since 1996 Texas A&M has lost 4 or more games in 25 out of 28 seasons…  

That’s 90% of the time….

Hey aggy

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16 hours ago, deft said:

I missed the series that either team played with aggy.

Too much whiskey caused me to not know what thread I was in....

 

Carry on....

On 11/1/2023 at 11:26 AM, Tex Long said:

All levity and aggy joaks aside, I think it would be very, very bad for them to hire Urban. And I don't mean bad for them - at least not until the next heart attack or brain arachnoids.

there has been a lot written about his bit and folks saying they don't think it works in the era of the portal, and i tend to agree with everything written.

On 11/1/2023 at 3:03 PM, Fud said:

Baylor paying Aranda's buyout this year seems just as unlikely as A&M paying Jimbo's 

i know some folks who know some folks at the BOR level who say it's happening and they said that BEFORE and AFTER last weeks game. the guy almost never speaks in absolutes, but he did on this specific topic.

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

i know some folks who know some folks at the BOR level who say it's happening and they said that BEFORE and AFTER last weeks game. the guy almost never speaks in absolutes, but he did on this specific topic.

They said the same shit last year too. They like to talk 

31 minutes ago, Fud said:

They said the same shit last year too. They like to talk 

not this guy.

just passing on what i was told.

To add to NoName's mention,

It seems awful quiet on the aggy media/team front this week. I'm actually starting to think there is a chance there are plans to can Jimbo if aggies lose this game. I think the writing is on the wall that recruiting already in a precarious position and the narrative has switched to "are the aggies going to put it all together next year" to "are the aggies going to fire jimbo next year".  I think everyone is comfortably in the "he's gone, but when" camp.  After this game they have two pretty much guaranteed wins before LSU.  Firing him after losing this game would be clean sitting at 5-4 with a loaded roster.

This week just seems "off" for billy and the boys. I actually think they may know something.

They’ll fuck it up.

36 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

To add to NoName's mention,

It seems awful quiet on the aggy media/team front this week. I'm actually starting to think there is a chance there are plans to can Jimbo if aggies lose this game. I think the writing is on the wall that recruiting already in a precarious position and the narrative has switched to "are the aggies going to put it all together next year" to "are the aggies going to fire jimbo next year".  I think everyone is comfortably in the "he's gone, but when" camp.  After this game they have two pretty much guaranteed wins before LSU.  Firing him after losing this game would be clean sitting at 5-4 with a loaded roster.

This week just seems "off" for billy and the boys. I actually think they may know something.

I don’t think they pull the trigger until they have the next savior lined up. That means, in my mind, Dabo or Urban. Maybe they could get behind Elko, but I doubt it. 
Anyone have any pics of the drapes in the background of Urban’s latest zoom call to compare against the CS Hampton Inn?

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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Just when you think that they cannot get more pathetic....

23 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I've always found it ironic (at best) that those asshats have the atm logo centered on their ass, with the looong part of the "T" appear like it's coming out of...or going into the crack of their ass.

Replicating their unseen T-back. Got to let others know if you are down to bang. It's like the pineapple in the front yard in Sun City. And no, I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

aggy is going to get “boat raced” in Oxford. If Jimbo survives after this weekend, good on him and his guaranteed contract.

Hook’em!!!

3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

To add to NoName's mention,

It seems awful quiet on the aggy media/team front this week. I'm actually starting to think there is a chance there are plans to can Jimbo if aggies lose this game. I think the writing is on the wall that recruiting already in a precarious position and the narrative has switched to "are the aggies going to put it all together next year" to "are the aggies going to fire jimbo next year".  I think everyone is comfortably in the "he's gone, but when" camp.  After this game they have two pretty much guaranteed wins before LSU.  Firing him after losing this game would be clean sitting at 5-4 with a loaded roster.

This week just seems "off" for billy and the boys. I actually think they may know something.

Could be. But due to years of casual observation when it comes to that place I doubt they do anything they should do and even if they do, it will end the same as it always has, poorly, with two left feet firmly in their ssses.

The Longhorn in me hopes they keep Jimbo for at least one more season.

Hook’em!!!

28 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

The Longhorn in me hopes they keep Jimbo for at least one more season.

Hook’em!!!

Another reason they get rid of him....built on 1st year coach excuse

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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The stupid motions they make with their legs and arms make them look like they are rolling deep on the spectrum. The “joke” just reinforces that.

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Just when you think that they cannot get more pathetic....

Oh, please. Anyone paying attention understands that their capacity for "pathetic" is endless.

42 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Oh, please. Anyone paying attention understands that their capacity for "pathetic" is endless.

So you're never surprised or amazed at aggy continually doing more ridiculous shit? Damn...you must be jesus.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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Funny, the yell leaders also do that knee hitch thing when they yell out racial slurs around campus.

The way they all whoop after that banger of a punchline is just begging for the looch "dick in mouth" gif treatment

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And that sign language chick looks like she'd rather be killing herself. 

10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

And that sign language chick looks like she'd rather be killing herself. 

She's probably signing shit about them

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They’re signing shit about themselves

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Fucking lol!  That was so unintentionally funny I’m still smiling about it.  It’s like the worlds worse open mic night material said with the worst delivery.  I personally love it.   MOAR!!!!

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I think midnight yell is kind of like a snipe hunt.

Their capacity to continue to raise the bar of self-humiliation is just astounding. 

 

Also, firing JimBob after getting rolled in Oxford makes sense. And that's precisely why they won't do it. That and how the hell are they going to raise $100M+ for buyout/signing bonus for the next jamoke?

aggy is going to get “boat raced” in Oxford. If Jimbo survives after this weekend, good on him and his guaranteed contract.

Hook’em!!!

Survives? They won’t kill him.

He gets money if he is coaching next year or sitting on his couch.

The pay is exactly the same.

I paid $2.65 a gallon for gas this morning and smiled a bit realizing aggy ain't firing Jimbo with those prices. 

15 hours ago, nnm said:

I don’t think they pull the trigger until they have the next savior lined up. That means, in my mind, Dabo or Urban. Maybe they could get behind Elko, but I doubt it. 
Anyone have any pics of the drapes in the background of Urban’s latest zoom call to compare against the CS Hampton Inn?

everything that was there about why Urban made sense for Texas (not pulling him away from another job he didn't want to leave like Venables, no buyout, ready to go day 1, can focus on the new team stuff / staff buildout vs coaching the last few games) also makes sense for A&M

all that said, he's in the Jimmy Johnson situation where he's making a shitload to work like 15 saturdays a year and not have to deal with recruiting, boosters, NIL, game planning, late nights, etc.

can't imagine he leaves all that to go live in College Station, Texas.

Dabo is another interesting story where he is well poised to make $$$ at Alabama when Saban leaves - and he's absolutely their first call. why would he leave Clemson where he has it all for Texas A&M where he would be starting from scratch across the board and coming into a much less talented team than he would if he followed Saban or stayed at Clemson for another 5 years?

i think you are right on the next name needing to be in place before your jettison your current guy into the sun. you have to have a big enough name that you can fundraise off of (genuinely don't think Elko is a big enough name for them)

the name guys you have any hope of pulling at this point are folks like Kiffin who have a ton of positive but also negatives and who also hate you with a burning passion. or someone like Harbaugh, but can you imagine going from Ann Arbor to College Station? plus you know he will leave for the NFL at the first opportunity. Huge Freeze would probably kill it at A&M but they waited too long to go after him. PF Fleck has the cult thing down, but is in a comfortable job and his star has faded a ton over the last few years. i love Klieman and Leipold, but they aren't big enough names to get the $$$ out.

they could potentially offer someone like James Franklin but the guy is like 2 years off of signing a 10 year extension.

Lanning and someone like DeBoer aren't going anywhere. plus a younger up and coming guy is going to be hard to sell. Traylor would do a good job as well, but again not a big enough name.

honestly Matt Ruhle probably would have killed it at A&M so glad he's not an option.

...all of this to say you know who the perfect hire for A&M would be? the father/son duo of Kirk and Brian Ferentz. he's pissed at iowa. he makes "only" 7 million. he's a great coach. he has experience in a town and university where everything revolves around the football team. he has a track record that A&M would be incredibly envious of. he has two losing seasons since 2000. he brings along his own offensive (in more ways than one) protege. he loves defense and white boys from small towns. he's borderline racist. he has perhaps the whitest coaching background and career of all time

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IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE.

15 hours ago, deft said:

They’ll fuck it up.

They always do.  No matter what "it" is.

Am I the only one who thinks there is zero point zero chance Dipshit Dabo ends up at Bama?  Five years ago?  Sure. 

5 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Am I the only one who thinks there is zero point zero chance Dipshit Dabo ends up at Bama?  Five years ago?  Sure. 

Yeah. He was the heir appareant, but in the new world of NIL and transfer portals, Bama ain't replacing Saban with anybody that might handicap their competitiveness with self-imposed restrictions. 

If I'm Dabo, I honestly consider taking my millions and two national championship rings and calling it a career. He's only gonna grow more disenchanted with the college game, and I don't see him as an NFL guy. 

I mean, really, if you were Urban, would you want to go back to coaching CFB when you have to deal with the new landscape?!  I imagine coaching in the NIL era has to be next level difficult during recruiting.  If I'm him, kicking up the feet on the ESPN console and milking that cow for all it's worth.

11 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Am I the only one who thinks there is zero point zero chance Dipshit Dabo ends up at Bama?  Five years ago?  Sure. 

 

1 minute ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Yeah. He was the heir appareant, but in the new world of NIL and transfer portals, Bama ain't replacing Saban with anybody that might handicap their competitiveness with self-imposed restrictions. 

If I'm Dabo, I honestly consider taking my millions and two national championship rings and calling it a career. He's only gonna grow more disenchanted with the college game, and I don't see him as an NFL guy. 

CTJ and others will have WAY more insight into the boosters/program but i think he's absolutely about to pull a jack sparrow out of Clemson into Bama if they want him.

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also i am guessing that by moving programs he can then re-evaluate and become "more flexible" around some of his restrictions.

 

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