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I don't have any inside info. My last aggie source left awhile ago. He was a trainer who had to wash Daylon Mack's ass with a high pressure hose and a deck brush. 

Same model from the Skoog wedding registry.
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4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


Same model from the Skoog wedding registry.

Confirmed. They insist on using Skoog hose exclusively. 

42 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

It will give them cups/shirts to print next year because even that blind ass squirrel is going to win one of Auburn, SCar, or MSU on the road finally.

A tale of patience and perseverance how the Fightin Texas Aggie football team of 2024 finally vanquished a foe on their home turf after more than 1,000 days

Without Johnson they'll beat Abilene Christian 13 - 5. Boom. Bowl eligibility. I don't see the problem with Jimbo. This is going well and I need aggies to start seeing this from my perspective.

46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Queen Elizabeth II never could have imagined that game would be the last aggy road victory she'd ever see.

 

So today is as close to 1/1/1940 as 2/26/1856 is.  That means the big geopolitical conflict at the time was none other than the Crimean War.

Congrats ags you've gone full circle!

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34 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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Are you saying failure all depends on viewpoint?

10 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I can’t stop laughing…

 

Browsing that guy's twitter is a pretty enjoyable time. 

The schadenfreude is approaching toxic levels.

11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Without Johnson they'll beat Abilene Christian 13 - 5. Boom. Bowl eligibility. I don't see the problem with Jimbo. This is going well and I need aggies to start seeing this from my perspective.

I don't think a win vs. ACU counts toward bowl eligibility, does it?

If they lose to MSU and it comes down to the LSU game for eligibility, would Jimbo throw the game so he could take a longer winter vacation? It's not like it would be difficult to disguise throwing the game with his previous evidence of playcalling/in-game decisions.

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4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I don't think a win vs. ACU counts toward bowl eligibility, does it?

If they lose to MSU and it comes down to the LSU game for eligibility, would Jimbo throw the game so he could take a longer winter vacation? It's not like it would be difficult to disguise throwing the game with his previous evidence of playcalling/in-game decisions.

You get to count 1 per season.  So in the event an FBS team plays 2 of those cupcakes, maybe say if there was a cancellation and someone had to schedule a filler, you could only count 1 toward eligibility.  I seem to recall it happening before, but its rare.

An hour of Luici misery.   The first thing that Luici says:  "Like all of our listeners and everybody who's been associated with Aggie football for any length of time, whether that be 2 years, 6 years, 12 years, 30 years, 50 years ---- you do become a little bit numb to the losses, and unfortunately it becomes routine."  
 



 

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

An hour of Luici misery.   The first thing that Luici says:  "Like all of our listeners and everybody who's been associated with Aggie football for any length of time, whether that be 2 years, 6 years, 12 years, 30 years, 50 years ---- you do become a little bit numb to the losses, and unfortunately it becomes routine."  
 



 

He forgot one in the sequence

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4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

An hour of Luici misery.   The first thing that Luici says:  "Like all of our listeners and everybody who's been associated with Aggie football for any length of time, whether that be 2 years, 6 years, 12 years, 30 years, 50 years ---- you do become a little bit numb to the losses, and unfortunately it becomes routine."  
 



 

That goes parallel with squeezin’ their numb nuts.

So Liucci is admitting that losing is the A&M way but will be back talking about how they've always been great in time for the next roller coaster ride.

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So Liucci is admitting that losing is the A&M way but will be back talking about about how they've always been great in time for the  next roller coaster ride.

And he literally can't go 5 minutes without mentioning Texas. "Yeah, we got our asses handed to us and were embarrassed on a national stage, but Kansas State going for it in overtime was inexcusable. Let's take some calls to talk about Klieman's error."

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So Liucci is admitting that losing is the A&M way but will be back talking about how they've always been great in time for the next roller coaster ride.

Next August it will be about how awesome their new OL coach has those boys playing and that Wiggy is a Heisman contender in the JimBob offense.  This is a guarantee.  Oh, and the portal gains more than offset any portal losses.

48 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

They'll finish 6-6 and lose the bowl game. Here's to another losing season!

Maybe not.   Remember how hard the SEC tries to slot their teams into winnable Bowl games.   Watch as they get slotted to the Gasparilla bowl versus UTSA.

The Legislature really needs to have an independent audit of aggy finances. It won't happen, but it should. 

Hey stupid sip, our financials are fine. We admit anyone even more than ACC. We will have the largest enrollment in the country and double the size of you sips. Whooooop!!
I've had broken/fractured ribs several times in my life, thankfully long after my playing days were long gone. I cannot imagine playing much less taking a big hit with stoved up ribs, nor imagine how strong the pain killers would have to be to accomplish that. The first time I tore up my ribs I was 38 years old and was already taking 10mg vicodin due to my accident(leg). They did not even touch the pain as far as my ribs went. It seems to me that anything strong enough to offset the pain of broken ribs would render you so impaired you wouldn't be able to play.

I had bruised ribs and breathing was a bitch. Can’t imagine functioning with broken ribs.
5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Maybe not.   Remember how hard the SEC tries to slot their teams into winnable Bowl games.   Watch as they get slotted to the Gasparilla bowl versus UTSA.

Dude, Aspergillus shouldnt be taken lightly

30 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

An hour of Luici misery.   The first thing that Luici says:  "Like all of our listeners and everybody who's been associated with Aggie football for any length of time, whether that be 2 years, 6 years, 12 years, 30 years, 50 years ---- you do become a little bit numb to the losses, and unfortunately it becomes routine."  
 



 

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I’m sorry, but was it known that these idiots were still running a bonfire each year? I had no idea and it blows my mind. 
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3404507/1#discussion
Pretty sure they only truly stopped for a couple years after the '99 fuckup and then started having "unofficial" (school officials are well aware and many attend) overgrown campfires every year since.
9 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Next August it will be about how awesome their new OL coach has those boys playing and that Wiggy is a Heisman contender in the JimBob offense.  This is a guarantee.  Oh, and the portal gains more than offset any portal losses.

No info here, just wanted to say that I will be blown away if Weigman returns next season. That would be one hell of a sales job because he's going to have a ton of options, with a lot of NIL, and some of those options will have proven OL coaches and OLs. 

Looch says "Gameday chooses who to ridicule and A&M is one of their choices" bwahahahahaha. Then he goes on to say A&M puts themselves there so that won't be ridiculed by everyone letting him know aggy jokes write themselves and all Gameday is doing is using those jokes.

What a joke of a “pro” QB…..hasn’t played a full season, collected his $$$, been sitting and counting his money.  I think he’s afraid to play anymore.
He used his lack of size to duck hits in college. The one time he really got rocked by a safety (still at aggy) was right before he transferred to bloU. Guess he bought the aggy bullshit about the BDF being a softer league. NFL lines, linebackers and DB's will crush him if given the opportunity and he knows it.
3 hours ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

From what I understand, they started having "unofficial" fires that weren't officially sponsored by the university sometime after the tragedy. I have no clue what they've been burning them for since 2011 though. 

*turdgedy


Freshwater being 3-0 vs Bilbo is badass.  I wonder if BVD has forgiven him....

i know this is paranoid as hell but I’m starting to worry that the Mouse is making noises about Jimbo leaving.  Finebaum didn’t even mention issues with paying the buyout.  

 

17 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


I had bruised ribs and breathing was a bitch. Can’t imagine functioning with broken ribs.

Obviously you've never been to fish camp.

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

i know this is paranoid as hell but I’m starting to worry that the Mouse is making noises about Jimbo leaving.  Finebaum didn’t even mention issues with paying the buyout.  

 

I'm all for aggy entertaining a rebuild as we enter the SEC

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Without Johnson they'll beat Abilene Christian 13 - 5. Boom. Bowl eligibility. I don't see the problem with Jimbo. This is going well and I need aggies to start seeing this from my perspective.

ACU will be leading middle 4th qtr. dimbo will send in all the starters sitting out. They will be pissed, but pull out a victory.

whoop!

13 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I'm all for aggy entertaining a rebuild as we enter the SEC

Yeah I would have liked to have been the killshot next season but I'm also ok with them panic hiring Dabo

29 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah I would have liked to have been the killshot next season but I'm also ok with them panic hiring Dabo

Ooooh.  On board. 

1 hour ago, ousux said:
5 hours ago, closetojumping said:
I’m sorry, but was it known that these idiots were still running a bonfire each year? I had no idea and it blows my mind. 
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3404507/1#discussion

Pretty sure they only truly stopped for a couple years after the '99 fuckup and then started having "unofficial" (school officials are well aware and many attend) overgrown campfires every year since.

I live on the edge of the area claimed as "aggie-land" and have too many of the roaches in my family, so I've been aware of the event going on back to their exit from the big12. Did realize they kept it after that.

What I don't understand is why they would continue the tradition that is so focused on the annual UT game. As a child I attended a few and they were more so a Texas-hate rally than a pro-aggie pep-rally. They burned a longhorn in effigy at the top of the pile.

Have we continued the Hex Rally? IDK, but I sure as shit hope we don't.

...I had to wiki it before I posted:

"After UT's last game against Texas A&M in 2011, attendance quickly declined in following years until UT's athletic department finally discontinued participation in the event. The Texas Fight Rally, held the week before UT's annual game with the Oklahoma Sooners, remains as UT's primary annual football pep rally."

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ACU will be leading middle 4th qtr. dimbo will send in all the starters sitting out. They will be pissed, but pull out a victory.
whoop!
Some of them will need to head to the lockerroom first, NCAA won't allow playing in hoodies and jeans.
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ewok should have gone to MLB. Could play a lot longer. 

Maybe he did. Has anyone seen Murray and Altuve in the same room? 

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:


Freshwater being 3-0 vs Bilbo is badass.  I wonder if BVD has forgiven him....

My lord that is where we are going. A guy that  picks up a splattered on pissed on shirt. No wonder aggy feels at home.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ewok should have gone to MLB. Could play a lot longer. 

this is a fucking dumb take, and i see people post it all the time.

he earned $99m in his first 5 years as a NFL player (including this year)

his most recent contract, signed last year, guaranteed him 159m.

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Kyler Murray signed a 5 year, $230,500,000 contract with the Arizona Cardinals, including a $29,035,000 signing bonus, $159,797,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $46,100,000. In 2023, Murray will earn a base salary of $2,000,000, a signing bonus of $36,000,000 and a workout bonus of $1,000,000, while carrying a cap hit of $16,007,000 and a dead cap value of $97,528,000.

if they try to move on from him this year they will have 97m in dead cap. if they do next year they will have 81m in dead cap.

he made the absolute right decision to go play in the NFL.

 

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:


Freshwater being 3-0 vs Bilbo is badass.  I wonder if BVD has forgiven him....

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that video was part fascinating and horrifying. 

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

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In this case I'm rooting for Jimbo

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

An hour of Luici misery.   The first thing that Luici says:  "Like all of our listeners and everybody who's been associated with Aggie football for any length of time, whether that be 2 years, 6 years, 12 years, 30 years, 50 years ---- you do become a little bit numb to the losses, and unfortunately it becomes routine."  
 



 

OMG- I just saw him say "There is no shame in losing on the last play to the #11 team in the country. But it's not ok when Kiffen is running his mouth and taunting your program and they are pushing this false narrative that A&M is paying players." 

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15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

OMG- I just saw him say "There is no shame in losing on the last play to the #11 team in the country. But it's not ok when Kiffen is running his mouth and taunting your program and they are pushing this false narrative that A&M is paying players." 

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Yeah I tried for the schadenfreude but after like 5 minutes of hearing his stupid voice I want to go commit seppuku even if he is sad panda.  I don't know how those ewe breeders can listen to him on a regular basis.

10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah I tried for the schadenfreude but after like 5 minutes of hearing his stupid voice I want to go commit seppuku even if he is sad panda.  I don't know how those ewe breeders can listen to him on a regular basis.

Second hilarious section: Nuno talks about all of the QB injuries the last two years, King, Johnson, Weigman, Johnson, Weigman, Johnson.. and then fails to connect the dots that their offensive line is getting their guys killed and talking about how every coach would struggle with that.

Luicci slipped and said Weigman done for the year, then called it a massive dose of misfortune and bad luck with the QB injuries. 

 

And the chef's kiss.. at the 28:00 mark Luicci knowingly or unknowingly references the aggy roller coaster... complete with sound effects. 

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