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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What….the….fuck?

Is that ……… Listeater?

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Listeater getting hitched?

Holy shit — jinx!

4 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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That concrete was pristine before the two of them traversed it

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Aggy plays Abilene Christian next week.  What a fucking joke but fitting.

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Poor aggy….

Still 4th place in the SEC West…..Jimbo’s sixth year juggernaut.

 

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3 minutes ago, KingBobo81 said:

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What?  After such a huge program defining win? Does not make sense even for aggy.

I thought it may have been a fake tweet, but it's there.

How can they fire him? He just got the mighty aggys bowl eligible.

Who the hell do they hire to replace him? I would say that you can’t fire Jimbo without a replacement already lined up, but this is aggy.

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

This was Texags earlier and apparently deleted.

They can't even fire, or report the firing, without fucking it up.

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Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

Got Traylor written all over it with the timing. I don't think Leopold or Elko are interested right now.

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I hear the reason for the conflicting reports is they just gave him a plaque that says:

No longer Texas a&m football coach: 20--

So no one is quite sure when he's actually gone.

 

12 minutes ago, KingBobo81 said:

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I'll show this to the wife this morning.  She'll have hope all day.   Aggy needs to sell raffle tickets to all other aggy and the winner gets to fire Jimbo.  I'm thinking they could raise some major $$$.   Probably have some left over to boot.

Good, now we can pillage their recruits 

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10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

Elko is the easy money here, if he wants the gig.

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hear the reason for the conflicting reports is they just gave him a plaque that says:

No longer Texas a&m football coach: 20--

So no one is quite sure when he's actually gone.

 

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Just now, 6th Street said:

Good, now we can pillage their hood recruits 

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18 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Who the hell do they hire to replace him? I would say that you can’t fire Jimbo without a replacement already lined up, but this is aggy.

Bobby P has the motorcycle tuned up and ready 

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

$76m seems like a steep price to pay to get out of playing KSU in a Texas Bowl, even for aggy.

My guess is that they're paying it now because it's not getting any better by waiting.  I think I read that in 3 years it will STILL be the highest buyout ever paid.  It's not like if they wait a year or two it's getting better.  They just fucked themselves on that contract.

That is so much wasted money

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They have to fire him now. 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Next years schedule is easy as shit. Easily wins 8 games 

Of course they might also be firing him to try and stop the known portal players (Stewart/Weigman/Dindy)

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Bobby P has the motorcycle tuned up and ready 

And steroid cream for the road rash.

Also of note players can enter the transfer portal for the next 30 days if he is fired now. 

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

My guess is that they're paying it now because it's not getting any better by waiting.  I think I read that in 3 years it will STILL be the highest buyout ever paid.  It's not like if they wait a year or two it's getting better.  They just fucked themselves on that contract.

If only aggy had a Business School.

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

That is so much wasted money

Maybe they can get a loan from the University of Arizona.

20 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

Not really since it's been removed from it's original packaging.

21 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

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Want this to show up on eBay so bad...

I think over-paying for Elko or having to go the cheaper route with Schumann are the leaders in the clubhouse

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They have to fire him now. 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Next years schedule is easy as shit. Easily wins 8 games 

Of course they might also be firing him to try and stop the known portal players (Stewart/Weigman/Dindy)

I think it's because they are going after Traylor and he's getting calls from a couple other programs and they don't want to miss the window.

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Mack says hi

2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Not really since it's been removed from it's original packaging.

But the receipts were kept.

Many, many receipts from that epically comical hire.

2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Maybe they can get a loan from the University of Arizona.

They will end up loaning Aggy 750 million instead of 75 million

1 minute ago, Fud said:

I think over-paying for Elko or having to go the cheaper route with Schumann are the leaders in the clubhouse

Schumann not available until mid-Jan 

illl admit to crowing they couldn't or wouldn't do it , but my gods this is unfathomable and i eagerly await the coaching search 

 

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24 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Got Traylor written all over it with the timing. I don't think Leopold or Elko are interested right now.

You don't pay 3.5xs the highest buyout ever to hire UTSA's coach

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