November 12, 20232 yr Just now, nnm said: If aggy is trying to find someone who "gets" A&M or "fits in", this will be another fuck-up of epic proportions.
November 12, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: All the influencers best take note. This is how you do it. $75 mil + his $20 mil for this season
November 12, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said: Jimbo won the lottery. He may be the smartest man in college football. All he had to do was outlast a mob of yokels while exerting as little effort as possible. That’s good bull. Getting paid $77m to leave aggy land. What a country!
November 12, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Pancho said: Lanning is most likely going to win the Pac12 and get a CFP invite. Why would he leave that for the mess that is aggy? Sometimes it’s not all about money. (And he makes plenty of it at Oregon and will continue to do so) And going into the Big 10 next year, which has demonstrated he can beat those teams. He and DeBour are going to get some nice raises out of this. I think it's Elko.
November 12, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said: That last guy may be a really smart aggy. Obviously a 2%er
November 12, 20232 yr Woke up to this thread before I heard the news https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3419047 I was thinking damn their rollercoaster reached new heights after Miss St. I mean it technically did, this is their permanent realistic peak, the HC search high.
November 12, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, mdmost said: And going into the Big 10 next year, which has demonstrated he can beat those teams. He and DeBour are going to get some nice raises out of this. I think it's Elko. Plus Phil Knight
November 12, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, NAVY said: I just want to record my laughter here. Pointing and laughing at aggy all Sunday is going to be fucking awesome Gott damn this is fun! I’m wearing out my index finger from pushing all the like buttons.
November 12, 20232 yr Until they hire the next coach, this will be peak aggy delusion and tears enjoy it boys
November 12, 20232 yr Popular Post The final chapter of Jimbo's documentary has now been written. Expect "Candi Crushed: The Downfall of Jimbo Fisher" to be hitting theaters in the spring.
November 12, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said: Until they hire the next coach, this will be peak aggy delusion and tears enjoy it boys Time for McRibs.
November 12, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said: When he refuses to do shit, what are they gonna do, fire him and not pay him?
November 12, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said: Until they hire the next coach, this will be peak aggy delusion and tears enjoy it boys Anyone do a wellness check on GOLL yet?
November 12, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: That last guy may be a the really smart aggy. Article changed for accuracy.
November 12, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: Remember when John Mackovic was head of on-campus parking? Um, more like head sommelier at the mess hall. Good for Jimbo, fuck gomer.
November 12, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, nnm said: They fire Jimbo to hire Elko? Elko must be the only idiot HC willing to be hired for cheap by aggy.
November 12, 20232 yr Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing. Can he speak intelligibly?
November 12, 20232 yr Popular Post The State of Texas needs to run an audit on aggy finances to assure no state or federal money is being used to fund their latest misadventure.
November 12, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Urban Meyer step on down...have to outbid Michigan State, but aggy can do that
November 12, 20232 yr Going to have to step away and recover. I spent too much time on texags about to OD. Searching for epi pen
November 12, 20232 yr Darn. I was hoping they wouldn't pull the money together, and be stuck with him another year.
November 12, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Auto Driller said: I need Liucci to explain how this is the ultimate power move that signals that the sleeping giant is awakening.
November 12, 20232 yr On 11/10/2023 at 7:13 AM, Orange&White said: And just like that, Jimbo’s buyout was found….. https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2023/11/09/new-texas-emergency-operations-facility-set-to-be-built-in-austin/71515760007/ post holds up well aggy in charge of emergency operations what could go wrong?
November 12, 20232 yr Just now, Pimphand said: Going to have to step away and recover. I spent too much time on texags about to OD. Searching for epi pen Head to get some air and clear your head. Grab more tissues and lotion too since you're probably out by now.....
November 12, 20232 yr 29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Pretty shocking, but also misleading... comparing annual expense to his buyout isn't quite the same. Plus, I think Aggy only owes Fisher 25% of his remaining buy-out within the first 60 days of firing with the rest to be paid out over the course of his contract. Which is pretty fucking good mailbox money...
November 12, 20232 yr Popular Post 3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing. Can he speak intelligibly? Not a requirement.
November 12, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, The Dog said: No, man. You pay the extra millions so they can offer up Kingsbury.
November 12, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing. Can he speak intelligibly? no... no he cannot. They'll give him a 60 second segment and he'll run through his words in 15 leaving 45 seconds of cringy silence while he stares at the camera with those dead eyes.
November 12, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said: The final chapter of Jimbo's documentary has now been written. Expect "Candi Crushed: The Downfall of Jimbo Fisher" to be hitting theaters in the spring. Eh, it’ll be streaming on PornHub the same day
November 12, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing. Can he speak intelligibly?
November 12, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing. Can he speak intelligibly? I think the guy that inspired or voiced Boomhauer died recently. Maybe Jimbo can work for Mike Judge
November 12, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said: No, man. You pay the extra millions so they can offer up Kingsbury. Well, Klieman is a sitting national championship coach. Actually that hire would scare me.
November 12, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, LonghornBreeder said: I think the guy that inspired or voiced Boomhauer died recently. Maybe Jimbo can work for Mike Judge No unfortunately that was Dale aka Rusty Shackleford
November 12, 20232 yr On 11/11/2023 at 1:43 AM, Willfully Horn said: If aggy uses university funds to buy out a 50plus million dollar contract, the whole place needs to be shuttered, then nuked from orbit. flagging this post for additional inspection
November 12, 20232 yr After how FSU collapsed after their national title under his watch, I am amazed they thought this would go much better.
November 12, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said: Well, Klieman is a sitting national championship coach. Actually that hire would scare me. Klieman in fuckdogs station is like beans in chili. It’s something. You’ll notice it. Scary? I’ll defer to that SMU guy.
November 12, 20232 yr The Jimbo Fisher Era at Texas A&M is over - 0 National Titles - 0 Conference Titles - 0 Division Titles - 0 10-win Seasons - 0 wins vs ranked opponents on the road - 0 ranked finishes in last 4 full seasons - Worse record than Kevin Sumlin - $117,450,000 guaranteed
November 12, 20232 yr I don’t see DeBoer coming but he’s all offense so I’d bet it’s mutual. Lanning will get Nike’d to stay if needed. Kiffin isn’t going to College Station. Norvell isn’t coming and I don’t think aggy will drink from that well again. Of the remaining folks, Klieman is a good choice and would likely be interested. He would give me some worry. Elko is probably coming if asked. Kilff is a phone call away.
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