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10 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Any idea what the final payout might be including the rest of that coaching staff? 

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4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Sounds like the school deserves a better AD.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That has GOT to be a parody account nobody is that delusional—————-wait, never mind.

Tom Herman is ready willing and…

8 minutes ago, Vermin said:

aggy AD throws aggy under the bus, "It's was an institutional decision but I take full responsibility" for Jimbo raise and extension.

Remember the bonfire report that blamed culture and the institution for those deaths? Yeah they didn’t learn. Baylor has rape culture and A&M has moronic group think idiocy culture. But I tell you, I’d hullabaloo in all yo faces for a buyout like that. Fuck yeah I’d fake aggy for that kinda scratch.

 

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

i don't even understand how this is a possibility 🤔 Oregon has a successful, winning culture, beautiful campus, rich af, nice climate, is progressive-minded, and some day they will have actual feathers on their uniforms! 

how tf aggy gonna compete with that? 🤨

And this:

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vs this:

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3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

that's cold. Bjork should fire himself. He signed off on Jimbo's contract... 

Yet Bjork still has a job. Smdh. They could have spent more money on new coordinators for Jimbo and given him one more year. But they are terrified of what happens when we join the SEC. That’s what’s really going on. 
 

I get Jimbo was on the hot seat this year but Bjork’s explanation for firing Jimbo makes even less sense than the explanation they gave for his extension. They have a list of candidates but have no new hire locked up. If they’d have canned him a day after a bowl game and announced a new hire it might make more sense. Like we did with Herman. It was right after our bowl.

It’s funny how when you google Bjork the below comes up. Then I started thinking of JFF…

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4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I would do nothing for a whole lot less than $76 million. Can I sign up somewhere? 

NASA funds bed rest studies to simulate the effects of weightlessness

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6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

The State of Texas needs to run an audit on aggy finances to assure no state or federal money is being used to fund their latest misadventure.

come on wheels, REPRESENT

fiduciary responsibility bitch!

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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I really wish they would have given him the opportunity to have a press conference. I can just hear him going over every play they didn't make that would have resulted in a championship instead of this.

Remember the bonfire report that blamed culture and the institution for those deaths? Yeah they didn’t learn. Baylor has rape culture and A&M has moronic group think idiocy culture. But I tell you, I’d hullabaloo in all yo faces for a buyout like that. Fuck yeah I’d fake aggy for that kinda scratch.
 

Told my wife this morning that I would walk out of our house with nothing more than the t-shirt and boxers I had on, leaving everything I own behind, to immediately take a guaranteed contract for half the money paid to Jimbo. No questions asked. Doesn’t even matter what job it is. Football coach. Baseball coach. CEO of Amalgamated Fasteners. Don’t make a shit. Fuck you, pay me.

Bjork is a clown. He was the AD at Ole Miss for Hugh Freeze. He also pulled that stunt leaking the TX/OU SEC news at SEC Media Day. 

From TexAgs:Watch us announce we’re pursuing Mike Leach. Just waiting for a callback”

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It's really surprising the Bobby Petrino hire didn't save him.  

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Told my wife this morning that I would walk out of our house with nothing more than the t-shirt and boxers I had on, leaving everything I own behind, to immediately take a guaranteed contract for half the money paid to Jimbo. 

And you'd pretty much be dressed like Jimbo was at his recruiting visits.

Bjork is a clown. He was the AD at Ole Miss for Hugh Freeze. He also pulled that stunt leaking the TX/OU SEC news at SEC Media Day. 

Compare him to Castiglione at OU. Bitter rival of ours, but NOTHING but respect for him as an AD. He’s sharp as hell, a strategic thinker, and long ago realized that a program has to work WITH its rivals for its future, because what you’re selling is games, rivalry, and competition…and you need other people and teams for all of that.
I mean, OU sucks…but I’d love to have a drink with Castiglione and learn some chess moves. He’s great at his job.
Aggy? They have the perfect AD for them.
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20 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Aggy delivering the bad news to Jimbo:

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39 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I guess they can always come up with the money, but having to pay Fisher for the next eight years means they better get it right with the next guy. Because if they fire the next guy after 4 years, and will likely have to buy the next guy out, they’ll be paying three head coaches at once for a year or four.

didn't that happen during the first year of the rumlin hire?

7 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Aggy delivering the bad news to Jimbo:

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Ah, that makes sense now, lil fish just got a charity scholly to be a kicker at Samford, nsiap 

3 hours ago, Constant said:

Well Jimbo was able to wrestle a single vote in the newest AP poll in his final week. 

From this guy:

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3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

"other alternative motives"

That's a dude who also says "I could care less."  Guarantee it.

My first thought was "why in the living fuck would any longhorn fan be in a lease with a bunch of aggy?". Then I noticed who posted that comment and it made complete sense.  
 
That's fair, but I sadly also have to tolerate aggie to enjoy some hunting and fishing experiences. Occasionally.
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

What the flying fuck does "cow down" mean?

Not sure, but "panties down" causes much excitement in aggyland

 

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38 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Ready for the slow leak of shit about them over the next five years

17 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Aggy delivering the bad news to Jimbo:

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https://www.nytimes.com/1982/01/20/sports/texas-a-m-signs-sherrill-to-richest-college-pact.html

 

This got me to thinking about when A&M signed Jackie Sherrill from Pitt.

Jackie Sherrill, head football coach at the University of Pittsburgh since 1977, yesterday was named coach and athletic director at Texas A & M and signed a six-year contract whose worth was put by knowledgeable sources at the College Station, Tex., campus at $1.7 million.

The contract apparently makes the 38-year-old Sherrill the highestpaid university employee in the nation. Though declining to comment on the total value of the pact, Sherrill confirmed in a farewell news conference at Pitt that it was for six years and said that his base salary would be $95,000 a year. But the addition of benefits - including a home, new cars, insurance policies and money-fund investments - brings the entire package, the sources in Texas said, to an average of more than $280,000.

According to the best estimates of several officials with a broad knowledge of higher-education matters, no other person has ever received so much in pay from an American university.

2 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

That’s what luicci said on the radio but who knows how much credibility he has. 

Hey, when has Billy ever been wrong?

1 hour ago, ChickenNuggets said:

every random thought they have gets a brand-new thread. it's absolutely bonkers.

I don’t get it. I guess it helps with clicks but on this site if you start a thread that dumb you’d get the hate. 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

gotta figure out how to be so bad at my job that they pay me $72M to go away

I literally spent a couple of weeks last summer trying to get fired and was unsuccessful, so this really pisses me off.

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If only Texas A&M was a fiscally conservative college, perhaps they wouldn't be in this mess, unlike us liberal Longhorns and our financial situation.

Just now, Radical Larry said:


Drunk

Tom Herman is precisely the kind of douche bag with no self awareness who would be laughing at Fisher getting fired from a big university.

I'm going to love it if all this Lanning to aggy talk causes enough of a distraction for Oregon to drop a game. 

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

you’d get the hate. 

Rightfully so.

It's so very aggy that there are two dozen threads with a few responses on the same damn thing.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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He immediately got on Bobby’s motorcycle and sped away 


Told my wife this morning that I would walk out of our house with nothing more than the t-shirt and boxers I had on, leaving everything I own behind, to immediately take a guaranteed contract for half the money paid to Jimbo. No questions asked. Doesn’t even matter what job it is. Football coach. Baseball coach. CEO of Amalgamated Fasteners. Don’t make a shit. Fuck you, pay me.

I do like money.

I live 2 or so hours from State College. I’d help pack up Franklin’s home myself for him to lead aggy for next 6 years. That’d be a great Christmas gift for all Longhorns. 

I'm having a great time

I was supposed to be studying for a checkride today, but this shit was too good.
2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I live 2 or so hours from State College. I’d help pack up Franklin’s home myself for him to lead aggy for next 6 years. That’d be a great Christmas gift for all Longhorns. 

didn't he fall to like 2-16 vs OSU and Michigan? He'd be *PERFECT* at Aggy.

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