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Is that like 'Merican gyro meat?

I think it was ground up byproducts from the factory making shit with original byproducts. As it was pork it was the waste from unusable parts of pig lips, rectums, and dicks. My parents thought bad so gave me imitation Vienna sausages instead.

I found out where aggy got the cash to buy out Jimbo:

J.G. Wentworth.      “I need cash now….877-CASH-NOW

”I have a structured settlement and I need cash now”!

 

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3 hours ago, FtheBig12 said:

Did you follow the forums at all back then? Yes a very large percentage of our fan base were convinced he was coming. had a house picked out at one point

never, ever, ever confuse Surly/Shaggy with a 'very large percentage' of the longhorn fanbase... 

9 hours ago, Orange&White said:

They should really just take the dog on a trip to sniff every candidate and choose the one she sniffs the most.

I dunno. Probably would pick Kiffin because of traces of cocaine dust. 

20 hours ago, chainsaw said:

only thing i could find applies to construction contracts and goes out of its way to exclude employment contracts.

Not sure what you’re looking at. It’s certain contracts for goods or services. While it’s not limited to just construction contracts, one of the exceptions for the types of recoverable damages is specific to construction contracts. Chapter 271, Subchapter I of the Local Government Code. 

15 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

never, ever, ever confuse Surly/Shaggy with a 'very large percentage' of the longhorn fanbase... 

Hornfans, rivals, hornsports, local radio. it was everywhere. Oh I am sure plenty didn't buy it but it was a hell of a lot more than a fringe group

Do you ever give in to the urge to tell them just how delusional and full of shit they are?
I wouldn't be able to resist.

On a few things I do. It’s entertainment and he is my closest relative as we grow old. I’ve been making Aggie jokes at him since high school.

I remember when they removed the requirement to be in the Corps, and they finally opened a women’s dorm in the early 70’s. They resisted women coming in more than desegregation in the 60’a.

Is the Corps still affiliated with the Army as an official ROTC program or is it now just bullshit soldier dress up shit?
1 hour ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:
1,2,3,4! Fuck aggy and their corps!
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Every time I see pics of corp turds I'm more convinced there's some kind of lab breeding program down in collie station. They look the same as they did 20, 30, 40, probably 84 years ago.

There is. They fucking kill beagles. Another horrid part of that institution. 

10 minutes ago, Gen. Applewhite said:

Not sure what you’re looking at. It’s certain contracts for goods or services. While it’s not limited to just construction contracts, one of the exceptions for the types of recoverable damages is specific to construction contracts. Chapter 271, Subchapter I of the Local Government Code. 

But that statutory waiver of immunity doesn’t apply to units of the state, including state universities, so it’s a moo point.

29 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

never, ever, ever confuse Surly/Shaggy with a 'very large percentage' of the longhorn fanbase... 

yeah, it’s more like a percentage of the Longhorn fan base that’s very large 

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

But that statutory waiver of immunity doesn’t apply to units of the state, including state universities, so it’s a moo point.

Good point. That’s me showing my ass. I’ll stfu now. 

21 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Is the Corps still affiliated with the Army as an official ROTC program or is it now just bullshit soldier dress up shit?

A small minority of the Corps members are in ROTC. Not just Army, but Navy and Air Force as well.

A small minority of the Corps members are in ROTC. Not just Army, but Navy and Air Force as well.
So they need "Old Navy" on puff painted overalls too? Maybe some cute hat for that milkman?*

*No disrespect to all those that served; sincere thank you for your service.
27 minutes ago, South Austin said:

so it’s a moo point.

There's an aggy joke in there somewhere.

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Huh? A moo point? 
it's like a cow's opinion, it's moo.

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20 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

A small minority of the Corps members are in ROTC. Not just Army, but Navy and Air Force as well.

My aggy nephew was in the Corpse and just graduated in the spring - he "signed his papers" his sophomore year with the Army and got money from them and a few weeks of Army training during the next 3 years and is actually in whatever they call officer training basic right now.  We attended his graduation and there were probably 200 others graduating that were headed off to the various military branches.  (Not sure how many were actually in the Corpse and he said it was a smallish % (20%?) of those in the Corpse that actually joined the military.) 

1 hour ago, Gen. Applewhite said:

Not sure what you’re looking at. It’s certain contracts for goods or services. While it’s not limited to just construction contracts, one of the exceptions for the types of recoverable damages is specific to construction contracts. Chapter 271, Subchapter I of the Local Government Code. 

It wasn't in the Local Government Code (A&M isn't a local government)

1 hour ago, ChickenNuggets said:

never, ever, ever confuse Surly/Shaggy with a 'very large percentage' of the longhorn fanbase... 

What if it's calculated by weight?

Nobody is saying Sonny so I’m gonna say it. A&M loves sticking their fingers in shit.

 

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

What if it's calculated by weight?

Hundredweight, short hundredweight, or long hundredweight?

Why are you friends with this guy?  

Nothing wrong with staying friends with people you rode the short bus with.
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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

1,2,3,4! Fuck aggy and their corps!

Corps Trip march-in held through downtown Fort Worth before Texas A&M  football game

That's Clem his ownself in the upper righthand corner of this shot.

Furk

I have friends who are ancillary CFB fans and call me when something big happens.  They ask me, “Just tell me what to think.”
Two guys said today, “Coach Prime to Aggy!  What do you think!?”
I told them Aggies are racists with little man syndrome and sent them some Yell Leader vids.  Always awesome to open a person’s eyes.
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I covered the nut-grabbing and jizz jars too of course.

I’ve got a buddy from bama asking some stuff about them before the game this season. I just forwarded him the aggypedia link.
8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What do you call a family of ags…..?

Milkmen?

9 hours ago, LonghornBreeder said:

That looks like a converted Cathedral. Did it start as a Catholic school?

A mediocre one at that if you’ve ever been to Europe.

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What do you call a family of ags…..?

A tard herd.

9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What do you call a family of ags…..?

A school of fish

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

You make commercials letting people know you’re not weird, yet you put up billboards in every SEC town saying they’ve been “annexed by aggie nation.” Yet that’s not weird or cult-like behavior. No sir, not in any way. It’s just “spirit.”

Heh.  Though your point remains. 

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ve got a buddy from bama asking some stuff about them before the game this season. I just forwarded him the aggypedia link.

A number of years ago, I was working with a guy that was representing a software partner and we had been meeting off an on for close to a year. The guy was an Ohio State grad and based out of Columbus, Ohio.

He was a big fan of college football so we frequently discussed cfb. On one occasion, he flew down for a few days to work with me. However, he made a stop in Houston first to meet a different company.

The first thing he brought up with me was this question.

"What is the deal with Texas A&M alumni? I was in Houston meeting a couple of people and they were fans of college football so we started talking like me and you do but the conversation was weird. I can't explain it but this one guy was really weird."

LOL

The first thing I showed him on my laptop was the nut squeezing and Milkmen because he didn't believe me. His reaction was wtfguy.gif and then I forwarded him a link to aggypedia.

It's always hilarious to see the uninitiated get introduced to aggy. I've never met anyone that thought their traditions were cool. Also, a lot of people don't know shit about aggy because they are not a national brand but a backwater freakshow.

 

On 11/12/2023 at 5:43 PM, Laga4 said:

It's really surprising the Bobby Petrino hire didn't save him.  

this is an interesting topic

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this is an interesting topic

Ÿes it is worth discussing the new/next head corch.

6 hours ago, Grimas said:

My aggy nephew was in the Corpse and just graduated in the spring - he "signed his papers" his sophomore year with the Army and got money from them and a few weeks of Army training during the next 3 years and is actually in whatever they call officer training basic right now.  We attended his graduation and there were probably 200 others graduating that were headed off to the various military branches.  (Not sure how many were actually in the Corpse and he said it was a smallish % (20%?) of those in the Corpse that actually joined the military.) 

I had to give you some rep, not for your story about your Corps Turd nephew, but for the fact that I’ve admired them titties in your avatar for a long time, but have failed to acknowledge them until now.

 

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Idoit spell check

5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

That's Clem his ownself in the upper righthand corner of this shot.

Furk

The guy with the mask reminds me of this guy

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Today’s Dallas Morning News appears to be trying to stir the hornets’ nest.

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Not just on the front of the Sports section, but in the banner above the paper’s name on the front page!

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11 hours ago, That Guy said:

Huh? A moo point? 

Straight from my new, but lightly used, aorta valve implant.

4 hours ago, Grande Mart said:

The guy with the mask reminds me of this guy

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Good eye!

I weirdly believe Kiffin would want to go there. I think he hated Jimbo, not really A&M. Would probably think that he could go there and show Jimbo up with all the money and croots he would be able to get.

 

He'd be a good hire, but they probably view him as beneath them. Or feel like he's not gonna mesh well with their "culture", which is probably true. They'd rather hire a loser that puts up with their dumb shit than hire a winner who won't participate in it.

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I listened to the On Second Thought podcast interview with Olin Buchanan so the rest of you don’t have to. Notes:

Jimbo failed because the offense was dated and too complicated.

Hints that offense against Miss St was alllowing Petrino to fully run it  for the first time. 

Looking for in new coach - recruiting machine, offensive minded, organizational skills.

Offensive mind doesn’t eliminate Elko depending on his vision for the offense and getting in great OC  

Is Elko leader in the clubhouse? Can’t say, hearing so many names right now, mentions Urban and Dan Campbell (or even Aaron Glenn).

Jeff Traylor brought up by Bohls,Buchanan says they might even keep ERob (what has hiring the big names gotten you?), compares ERob to what Clemson did with Dabo.

Dan Lanning is too expensive 

Bohls pushing Traylor, says he’s like RC, Buchanan doesn’t disagree.

Buchanan downplaying the big name hire because they haven’t worked before, seems like he’s really pushing this narrative to lower expectations about the name when announced  

ATM has all the pieces in place, get a coach who wants to be there (like Traylor). 

You’re welcome. 

 

9 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Hints that offense against Miss St was alllowing Petrino to fully run it  for the first time. 

I didn't watch the game,  I wonder if there's any truth to this.  

9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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No lie, that should go on Twitter if it is t already. That meme is in a lot of recruits’ wheelhouse. 

5 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

No lie, that should go on Twitter if it is t already. That meme is in a lot of recruits’ wheelhouse. 

@immamac to the Surly Horns twitter account!

17 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I have seen this movie before. A guy by the name of Bill Stewart at West Virginia took over when RichRod went to Michigan. The players rallied around him and won the fiesta bowl over Oklahoma, then they demanded he be the coach. The AD acquiesced, and then he went 9-4, 9-4, 9-4, and was fired three years later. 

there is a LOT more to that story that you left out.

i'll drop the wiki summary:

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On June 10, 2011, Stewart resigned and Holgorsen took over as head coach, effective immediately.[18] The relationship between Stewart and Holgorsen had been strained from the beginning, and came to a head in late May when Colin Dunlap, a journalist with KDKA-FM in Pittsburgh, reported that Stewart had asked him while he was a reporter with the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, and a reporter with The Charleston Gazette to dig up dirt about Holgorsen and smear his name in headlines for their respective papers. These calls were made in December before Holgorsen even came to West Virginia. While athletic director Oliver Luck was unable to fully substantiate the reporters' claims, he determined that Stewart had become too much of a distraction and forced Stewart's immediate resignation. WVU and Stewart subsequently negotiated a buyout of Stewart's contract.[19] It was reported that Stewart was fired for "conduct detrimental to the university," but was allowed to publicly save face by resigning.[20]

here was his record at WVU

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then like 2 years later he had a heart attack on the golf course and died

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