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A friend of mine on the 12th man foundation board told me last night at a charity fundraiser that he is about 90 percent sure it’s Elko.  

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1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

A friend of mine on the 12th man foundation board told me last night at a charity fundraiser that he is about 90 percent sure it’s Elko.  

Huge splash hire. Huge.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Huge splash hire. Huge.

He could be a position coach.  Or maybe a coordinator 

15 hours ago, Fud said:

Ask your baylor regent friend how much Dave's buyout is 

where i'm hearing it from is that level as well.

they can't keep Dave after this year for a lot of reasons but here is their home game results:

  • lost 42-31 to Texas State
  • lost 20-13 to Utah
  • won 30-7 to Long Island University
  • lost 38-6 to Texas
  • lost 39-14 to Texas Tech
  • lost 30-18 to Iowa State
  • lost 25-24 to Houston

its killing attendance and killing interest in the program.

unless it's a Jimbo level buyout idk how they can keep him. if it's a Gus Malzahn level buyout he's toast.

again, this is coming from the BOR level at Baylor, not the booster level, not talking within the AD - if it's at the BOR level it's a very real problem for him

22 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I didn't watch the game,  I wonder if there's any truth to this.  

It seems more like something they'd make up after the game because it sounds good. The easier and more believable explanation is that MSU sucks, their coach was out the door and out of his depth, and they had no film on ATM's starting qb.

100%. MSU sucks, they probably prepared for Max Johnson and Jimbo’s normal shitty offense and weren’t prepared for a running back playing qb.

 

51 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Is Elko leader in the clubhouse? Can’t say, hearing so many names right now, mentions Urban and Dan Campbell (or even Aaron Glenn).

incredible. here is Aaron Glenn's coaching history:

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would he be an interesting hire? absolutely. can he recruit? who knows. has he ever coached in college? nope. has he ever shown any interest in college? well, he chose to start his career off with a team who played in the Southern Indoor Football League before starting at a college, so....

these morons are only two steps away from having a ton of alums as coaches like OU does (Lebby OC, Finley at TE, Hall at Safties, Murray at RB) - which is really dumb.

Oh man...the more I keep seeing Elijah Robinson's name thrown around, the more it makes sense.

* Olin and Billy are both laying the groundwork for a lesser name

* ERob would be an absolute bargain basement hire at a time when they are having serious cash flow issues

* All of the assistant coaches that were already extended would stay (again; cash flow issues)

* They could probably retain some of their players

Maybe they are just out pretending to search and throwing out big names but already know.

 

I am now going with Elko, Robinson, Traylor as my win, place, show.

 

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If there's anyone aggy wouldn't feel bad about paying less to coach than they're paying Jimbo NOT to coach, it's the black guy.

 

Let me translate from Aggyspeak

- Lanning said hard no

- Schumann said hard no but Aggy is still begging

- Lane said no, but his agent is fucking with Aggy

- Elko will be hired in 2 weeks unless Traylor's east Texas attaboys win over the dumb donors

 

Elko checks too many boxes

-had a good defense when he was here

-gets praise from pundits

-ensures they keep bag man DT coach and existing DTs who aren't draft eligible

-100% money driven guy.  Will bolt job for an extra buck

-looks like an Aggie 

 

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elko checks too many boxes

-had a good defense when he was here

-gets praise from pundits

-ensures they keep bag man DT coach and existing DTs who aren't draft eligible

-100% money driven guy.  Will bolt job for an extra buck

-looks like an Aggie 

I agree I think Elko is ostensibly their best choice and makes the most sense from their perspective.  I also feel like he is a vast upgrade over Fisher so they will undoubtedly improve if he is the direction they go.  Now with that said if I put on my schadenfreude hat I absolutely want Dabo no questions asked he should be the front runner but sadly I haven't heard much noise out of the agro camp.  If not Dabo then Kiffin and if not Kiffin then Deion would be my preference.

8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elko checks too many boxes

-had a good defense when he was here

-gets praise from pundits

-ensures they keep bag man DT coach and existing DTs who aren't draft eligible

-100% money driven guy.  Will bolt job for an extra buck

-looks like an Aggie 

 

You could basically get a twofer with Elko because they could promote Robinson to DC with Elko keeping a hand in the defense. 

39 minutes ago, NoName said:

where i'm hearing it from is that level as well.

they can't keep Dave after this year for a lot of reasons but here is their home game results:

  • lost 42-31 to Texas State
  • lost 20-13 to Utah
  • won 30-7 to Long Island University
  • lost 38-6 to Texas
  • lost 39-14 to Texas Tech
  • lost 30-18 to Iowa State
  • lost 25-24 to Houston

its killing attendance and killing interest in the program.

unless it's a Jimbo level buyout idk how they can keep him. if it's a Gus Malzahn level buyout he's toast.

again, this is coming from the BOR level at Baylor, not the booster level, not talking within the AD - if it's at the BOR level it's a very real problem for him

Jimbo to Baylor !!!

From Gigem to Sicem.

20 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Let me translate from Aggyspeak

- Lanning said hard no

- Schumann said hard no but Aggy is still begging

- Lane said no, but his agent is fucking with Aggy

- Elko will be hired in 2 weeks unless Traylor's east Texas attaboys win over the dumb donors

 

lol why on earth would Lane Kiffin want the job? Aggy turned *him* down… JenniferLawrenceOK.gif

47 minutes ago, NoName said:

where i'm hearing it from is that level as well.

they can't keep Dave after this year for a lot of reasons but here is their home game results:

  • lost 42-31 to Texas State
  • lost 20-13 to Utah
  • won 30-7 to Long Island University
  • lost 38-6 to Texas
  • lost 39-14 to Texas Tech
  • lost 30-18 to Iowa State
  • lost 25-24 to Houston

its killing attendance and killing interest in the program.

unless it's a Jimbo level buyout idk how they can keep him. if it's a Gus Malzahn level buyout he's toast.

again, this is coming from the BOR level at Baylor, not the booster level, not talking within the AD - if it's at the BOR level it's a very real problem for him

The buyout is widely believed to be somewhere in the $25mm-$30mm range, although I haven't seen a specific number posted anywhere by supposed Baylor insiders

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Let me translate from Aggyspeak

- Lanning said hard no

- Schumann said hard no but Aggy is still begging

- Lane said no, but his agent is fucking with Aggy

- Elko will be hired in 2 weeks unless Traylor's east Texas attaboys win over the dumb donors

 

Bolded part got the literal LOL because its funny and possibly true. 

On 11/14/2023 at 1:27 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

There is a DS9 joke in here somewhere...

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

The buyout is widely believed to be somewhere in the $25mm-$30mm range, although I haven't seen a specific number posted anywhere by supposed Baylor insiders

i know it's high based on how much they did to keep him a few years ago

i really and truly just don't know how they keep him.

their last like 4 games have been on ESPN+, not even normal TV. im going to assume their last game of the year will be on ESPN+ because both WVU and Baylor are so bad.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

for those of you who are parents, is it typical to list your dog ahead of your kids? :)

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

First it was we coming.

Now it's we here.

Soon it will be, we gone. 

45 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Oh man...the more I keep seeing Elijah Robinson's name thrown around, the more it makes sense.

* Olin and Billy are both laying the groundwork for a lesser name

* ERob would be an absolute bargain basement hire at a time when they are having serious cash flow issues

* All of the assistant coaches that were already extended would stay (again; cash flow issues)

* They could probably retain some of their players

Maybe they are just out pretending to search and throwing out big names but already know.

 

I am now going with Elko, Robinson, Traylor as my win, place, show.

 

Does anyone have Olin's preseason This Is the Ags Year/Jimbo is The Man vomit piece?

3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

for those of you who are parents, is it typical to list your dog ahead of your kids? :)

It is if you like them better.

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3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

for those of you who are parents, is it typical to list your dog ahead of your kids? :)

Hey, my dog is a REALLY good girl.

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hey, my dog is a REALLY good girl.

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Woof! Woof!

56 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Let me translate from Aggyspeak

- Lanning said hard no

- Schumann said hard no but Aggy is still begging

- Lane said no, but his agent is fucking with Aggy

- Elko will be hired in 2 weeks unless Traylor's east Texas attaboys win over the dumb donors

 


I don’t buy Freshwater for a second   

The agent said “I guess I might be willing to listen to a pitch if the money’s really good”

Aggy translates that to “He wants the job SO bad!”

 

1 hour ago, NoName said:

where i'm hearing it from is that level as well.

they can't keep Dave after this year for a lot of reasons but here is their home game results:

  • lost 42-31 to Texas State
  • lost 20-13 to Utah
  • won 30-7 to Long Island University
  • lost 38-6 to Texas
  • lost 39-14 to Texas Tech
  • lost 30-18 to Iowa State
  • lost 25-24 to Houston

its killing attendance and killing interest in the program.

unless it's a Jimbo level buyout idk how they can keep him. if it's a Gus Malzahn level buyout he's toast.

again, this is coming from the BOR level at Baylor, not the booster level, not talking within the AD - if it's at the BOR level it's a very real problem for him

This is just reversion to the Baylor mean.  Took a while to normalize after Briles’ mercenary rape gang raised expectations, but Dave Roberts, Guy Morriss, Chuck Reedy and the Men of Steel are more aligned with historical performance.  

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:


I don’t buy Freshwater for a second   

The agent said “I guess I might be willing to listen to a pitch if the money’s really good”

Aggy translates that to “He wants the job SO bad!”

 

After seeing the ludicrous contract for Jimbo, why not listen?  He wants to see if aggy can tell aggy, "hold my beer"

8 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

This is just reversion to the Baylor mean.  Took a while to normalize after Briles’ mercenary rape gang raised expectations, but Dave Roberts, Guy Morriss, Chuck Reedy and the Men of Steel are more aligned with historical performance.  

Pretty much. They got a nicer stadium to suck in, at least. 

1 hour ago, NoName said:

where i'm hearing it from is that level as well.

they can't keep Dave after this year for a lot of reasons but here is their home game results:

  • lost 42-31 to Texas State
  • lost 20-13 to Utah
  • won 30-7 to Long Island University
  • lost 38-6 to Texas
  • lost 39-14 to Texas Tech
  • lost 30-18 to Iowa State
  • lost 25-24 to Houston

its killing attendance and killing interest in the program.

unless it's a Jimbo level buyout idk how they can keep him. if it's a Gus Malzahn level buyout he's toast.

again, this is coming from the BOR level at Baylor, not the booster level, not talking within the AD - if it's at the BOR level it's a very real problem for him

So rather than shitting in the toilet stadium the bear is deciding to shit in the woods?

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elko checks too many boxes

-had a good defense when he was here

-gets praise from pundits

-ensures they keep bag man DT coach and existing DTs who aren't draft eligible

-100% money driven guy.  Will bolt job for an extra buck

-looks like an Aggie 

 

Does Petrino stay to run the offense “we really only saw for the first time last week?”

14 hours ago, South Austin said:

But that statutory waiver of immunity doesn’t apply to units of the state, including state universities, so it’s a moo point.

 

13 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

There's an aggy joke in there somewhere.

 

Ewe guys are too much.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

where i'm hearing it from is that level as well.

they can't keep Dave after this year for a lot of reasons but here is their home game results:

  • lost 42-31 to Texas State
  • lost 20-13 to Utah
  • won 30-7 to Long Island University
  • lost 38-6 to Texas
  • lost 39-14 to Texas Tech
  • lost 30-18 to Iowa State
  • lost 25-24 to Houston

its killing attendance and killing interest in the program.

unless it's a Jimbo level buyout idk how they can keep him. if it's a Gus Malzahn level buyout he's toast.

again, this is coming from the BOR level at Baylor, not the booster level, not talking within the AD - if it's at the BOR level it's a very real problem for him

As of today, Dave is 23-23 in year 4 at Baylor. They'll definitely lose their last 2 games. If he somehow survives the coaching purge this season, his seat will be 3rd degree burns hot for 2024. The 2021 12-2 Big 12 Champions and Sugar Bowl win was the biggest wool over Baylor fans eyes lol 

42 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

for those of you who are parents, is it typical to list your dog ahead of your kids? :)

Sometimes.

Huge splash hire. Huge.
Yes, it appears he's put on a few pounds over the years.
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COMPLETE AGGY CORPS TRAINING?!!!

AGGY IS A TOP 10 COACHING JOB?!!!

FUCK IMMA OVERDOSE!!!

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53 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

for those of you who are parents, is it typical to list your dog ahead of your kids? :)

I would hope so. 

Will Manning jump to A&M?

Is he ready to make the move from Coaching 7th grade to the biggest stage at College Station? Many would consider that a lateral.

Would Arch follow Peyton?

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That first paragraph should read:

"...top 5 team.*

 

*In the SEC. Maybe.  Some years. If a bunch of other teams struggle unexpectedly."

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Clap clap cla-

Cotton eye Joe needs to be playing in the background. 

Oh God I went to a wedding like this in 2011. Girlfriend's cousin was getting married. She went to SMU, husband went to aggy. At the beginning of the reception the DJ played the war hymn and all the aggies ran onto to dance floor whooping and hollering. Then they sawed varsity's horns off... Me, the GF and the non aggies were in the back of the room and couldn't believe we were actually witnessing that buffoonery. 

 

22 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Clap clap cla-

That team gives 0 fucks about anything Jimbo is saying.  Painful to watch.

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Oh God I went to a wedding like this in 2011. Girlfriend's cousin was getting married. She went to SMU, husband went to aggy. At the beginning of the reception the DJ played the war hymn and all the aggies ran onto to dance floor whooping and hollering. Then they sawed varsity's horns off... Me, the GF and the non aggies were in the back of the room and couldn't believe we were actually witnessing that buffoonery. 

 

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6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Oh God I went to a wedding like this in 2011. Girlfriend's cousin was getting married. She went to SMU, husband went to aggy. At the beginning of the reception the DJ played the war hymn and all the aggies ran onto to dance floor whooping and hollering. Then they sawed varsity's horns off... Me, the GF and the non aggies were in the back of the room and couldn't believe we were actually witnessing that buffoonery. 

 

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

It seems more like something they'd make up after the game because it sounds good. The easier and more believable explanation is that MSU sucks, their coach was out the door and out of his depth, and they had no film on ATM's starting qb.

You just described 75% of the words that have ever come out of Liucci 's mouth 

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