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1 minute ago, PTINS said:

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#39, lower left corner, 

#39 Sam Salz RB 5'-6" 155 JR Philadelphia, PA

Did the towel boy from Michigan transfer to A&M?

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Is he wearing a yarmulke?

4 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Is he wearing a yarmulke?

 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

I had the same question.

same

43 minutes ago, CoTex said:

If you're Kiffin, do you have your agent drop a hint - "Lane isn't saying he's interested, but Lane sees this as an opportunity to win national championships and he would need $20mil per year."

What's the downside?  Maybe it gets back to Ol Miss?  What are they going to do - fire him?  He's all but locked up a 10-2 record and a potential top 10 finish - they might give him a raise.  If they say no, and keep it quiet, no big deal.  If they leak it, Lane can say "that's what I'm worth and I wouldn't go there for less than I'm worth."

Is there a chance aggy gets turned down a time or two and has to bite?  Maybe?

Maybe those that say Kiffin wants the job left out 1/2 of the story.  Kiffin does want the job, if you pay him $20m. I could see Kiffin doing the weird moves at yell practice for that kinda cheese.

[A]ggy can give him 20m per year for 5 years and tell all their friends "Wed didn't get tricked again like last time - this time we only signed a 5 year deal."

Win/win.

Occam's razor says that Kiffin has no interest in the job and is just dropping hints that he does for future goodwill/potential raise from his current employer.

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1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Who the fuck brings in a 5'6 155lb white walk on?

if you're Jimbo's size,  5'6"/155  seems like a big guy

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8 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Who the fuck brings in a 5'6 155lb white walk on?

Someone needs to negotiate the NIL deals

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18 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Not being able to play on Saturdays seems problematic.. 

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20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

seems like a big guy

Isn't that for Candi to decide?

24 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Occam's razor says that Kiffin has no interest in the job and is just dropping hints that he does for future goodwill/potential raise from his current employer.

I believe the same precept would lead us to the conclusion that, for the right amount of money, Kiffin would come pull weeds in my front yard wearing a pink bunny suit.  Don't believe me?

 

33 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Who the fuck brings in a 5'6 155lb white walk on?

That can't play day games because of sabbath.

I have a good Navy bud who is a red-ass aggy all the way.  His wife is an aggy as well.  She was born and raised in BCS.  The most prominent thing you see when you walk into their home is a giant framed print of two aggy rings joined together.  They have four kids, three of whom have already started or graduated college.  Two of the three couldn't swing the grades to get into A&M and went to Ole Miss.  They posted a bunch of "Howdy Toddy" bullshit on Facebook a couple of weeks ago.  He recently retired from the Navy after nearly 30 years of service and moved straight back to BCS.  It's a fucking mental disorder.    

41 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Not being able to play on Saturdays seems problematic.. 

I don’t think the scout team plays on Saturdays.

That can't play day games because of sabbath.

Time for an annex.

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7 hours ago, NoName said:

i know it's high based on how much they did to keep him a few years ago

i really and truly just don't know how they keep him.

their last like 4 games have been on ESPN+, not even normal TV. im going to assume their last game of the year will be on ESPN+ because both WVU and Baylor are so bad.

This is why they have to fire him btw. Not only 14? point dogs to a bad TCU team but no bright spots. So much red.

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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Always makes me laugh that people act like the guys (or girls) they went to middle and high school with and formed long-lasting friendships with should be dropped just bc they went to aggy.

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45 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


Time for an annex.

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Rod Carew.  He converted.

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

There are high school friends who went to A&M then there are high school friends who went to A&M and became cult members. One of my best friends went there and so did his wife. They met there. But at their wedding maroon was not one of the colors and no A&M songs were played at the reception. So no, you don't always have to cut old friends loose for going there. 

Friend of mine is 2nd generation Aggie.  Grew up in CS and his dad was a prof at A&M.  His wife  went to A&M.  His son (now a dentist) went to A&M and married a woman (now a doctor) he met at A&M.  At the wedding, there were zero whoops, etc.  Near the end of the reception, they played the Aggie war hymn - and it was just fine.  They had an Aggie grooms cake - and it was just fine.  Third generation and 2nd generation Aggies getting married around a bunch of other Aggies.  It was normal.  These folks are great.  Yes, they do not always turn out bad.

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

I have a good Navy bud who is a red-ass aggy all the way.  His wife is an aggy as well.  She was born and raised in BCS.  The most prominent thing you see when you walk into their home is a giant framed print of two aggy rings joined together.  They have four kids, three of whom have already started or graduated college.  Two of the three couldn't swing the grades to get into A&M and went to Ole Miss.  They posted a bunch of "Howdy Toddy" bullshit on Facebook a couple of weeks ago.  He recently retired from the Navy after nearly 30 years of service and moved straight back to BCS.  It's a fucking mental disorder.    

Is this possible? 

1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Who the fuck brings in a 5'6 155lb white walk on?

Someone that needs $77 million? I’ll let myself out.

10 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Is this possible? 

Blinn out front shoulda told ya. 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

  They posted a bunch of "Howdy Toddy" bullshit on Facebook a couple of weeks ago.  

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5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Always makes me laugh that people act like the guys (or girls) they went to middle and high school with and formed long-lasting friendships with should be dropped just bc they went to aggy.

I lost a lot of aggy friends in 2020.

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Always makes me laugh that people act like the guys (or girls) they went to middle and high school with and formed long-lasting friendships with should be dropped just bc they went to aggy.

Act?

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I lost a lot of aggy friends in 2020.

I’m at the bare fucking minimum.  If you fully drank the koolaid and have repeatably demonstrated that over the last several years, you aren’t a human being I would care to associate with. 

Friend of mine is 2nd generation Aggie.  Grew up in CS and his dad was a prof at A&M.  His wife  went to A&M.  His son (now a dentist) went to A&M and married a woman (now a doctor) he met at A&M.  At the wedding, there were zero whoops, etc.  Near the end of the reception, they played the Aggie war hymn - and it was just fine.  They had an Aggie grooms cake - and it was just fine.  Third generation and 2nd generation Aggies getting married around a bunch of other Aggies.  It was normal.  These folks are great.  Yes, they do not always turn out bad.
To be fair I've been to a Longhorn wedding that was similar, but they were both very recent grads so it didn't seem aggyish.
2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Who the fuck brings in a 5'6 155lb white walk on?

The Jews, apparently.

4 hours ago, FtheBig12 said:

Yeah I was aware of that conversation and was one of the many reasons I despise Mack.

So if Hicks would’ve kept his mouth shut and we fired Mack, we very well could’ve had Saban?   Never mind. We would’ve shot our nuts off anyways and screwed it up.  

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Not being able to play on Saturdays seems problematic.. 

Not as problematic as being 5' 6" 155

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

We would’ve shot our nuts off anyways and screwed it up.  

That's the Surly we all know and love. 

2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Who the fuck brings in a 5'6 155lb white walk on?

When you are looking to plaster him everywhere as a token to show how open minded you are. You also get him a special made yarmulke.

 

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I love that they had to learn this lesson. Lol

With Fisher out of the way, Bjork says the Aggies will learn their lessons from the contract and the extension.

 

I have a good Navy bud who is a red-ass aggy all the way.  His wife is an aggy as well.  She was born and raised in BCS.  The most prominent thing you see when you walk into their home is a giant framed print of two aggy rings joined together.  They have four kids, three of whom have already started or graduated college.  Two of the three couldn't swing the grades to get into A&M and went to Ole Miss.  They posted a bunch of "Howdy Toddy" bullshit on Facebook a couple of weeks ago.  He recently retired from the Navy after nearly 30 years of service and moved straight back to BCS.  It's a fucking mental disorder.    

As a big aggy, he couldn’t advise them to go the Blinn JC route, in order for guaranteed acceptance to real aggy? At least they’d be in the area and surrounded by aggy.

I’d have gone to Ole Miss too, if I had that option to get away from B/CS.

Hook’em!!!
20 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

When you are looking to plaster him everywhere as a token to show how open minded you are. You also get him a special made yarmulke.

 

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A special Texum aggy 10 gallon yarmulke.

11 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I love that they had to learn this lesson. Lol

With Fisher out of the way, Bjork says the Aggies will learn their lessons from the contract and the extension.

 

You mean Bjork would learn his lesson? They got the order wrong... They should've fired Bjork, hired a new AD, then that new AD fires Jimbo and hires a new coach... 

Bjork must be the idiot cousin of john sharp or something.... only way this all makes sense.

33 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

When you are looking to plaster him everywhere as a token to show how open minded you are. You also get him a special made yarmulke.

 

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That’s kids parents are loaded, not because he’s Jewish that doesn’t give that away, because he’s a 5’6 155 pound preferred walkon..   

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32 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

When you are looking to plaster him everywhere as a token to show how open minded you are. You also get him a special made yarmulke.

 

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oy ve....

They do have the largest Hillel of all texas colleges...

That dude has to 110 soaking wet....

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35 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

When you are looking to plaster him everywhere as a token to show how open minded you are. You also get him a special made yarmulke.

 

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The Qatar campus can't be pleased about this development. 

4 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

You mean Bjork would learn his lesson? They got the order wrong... They should've fired Bjork, hired a new AD, then that new AD fires Jimbo and hires a new coach... 

Bjork must be the idiot cousin of john sharp or something.... only way this all makes sense.

This is aggy.  It doesn’t make sense.  It will never make sense.  And don’t try to make sense of it.  It’s all nonsense.  

24 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I love that they had to learn this lesson. Lol

With Fisher out of the way, Bjork says the Aggies will learn their lessons from the contract and the extension.

 

Narrator: "They didn't learn their lesson"

Let me tell you, the Salz is there to biblically prepare the sheep, observing the ancient laws of kosher bestiality. Here he is messianic dancing.

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