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And aggys potential new hot coach loses to 2-7 Virginia 
 
Imagine blowing 150M to hire someone to loses to a 2-7 team 

Duke is playing with a backup QB but that is still a bad loss.
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5 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

And aggys potential new hot coach loses to 2-7 Virginia 

 

Imagine blowing 150M to hire someone to loses to a 2-7 team 

He's already gameplanning for the ags opener against Southwest Northern Delaware Tech next fall, ya stooped sip. Big game. He can't be worrying about Virginia.

Mount Union has more all time wins than aggy.

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Didn't link what I wanted.

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Duke is playing with a backup QB but that is still a bad loss.

He’ll fit right in with aggy where QB1s go to die

2 hours ago, royiv said:

You'll take your November game against Lamar and like it.

Nah.  I don't mind scheduling someone like Louisiana-Monroe or some other lower-tier FBS program in that slot, but scheduling Lamar would be shameful, just like aggy scheduling Abilene Christian is shameful.  

If Iowa aggy somehow pulls off the upset, I wonder if Texas aggy throws 100million at that crybaby Matt Campbell. 

3 hours ago, oh_snap said:

If Iowa aggy somehow pulls off the upset, I wonder if Texas aggy throws 100million at that crybaby Matt Campbell. 

Hope they do anyway 

4 hours ago, oh_snap said:

If Iowa aggy somehow pulls off the upset, I wonder if Texas aggy throws 100million at that crybaby Matt Campbell. 

He would be a good fit.

14 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

What tier is it then?

Because it's no better than the 7th best job in the new SEC.

Clearly behind Texas, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, LSU, and OU.

It's in the tier with Auburn and Tennessee.

Sounds about right, considering that New Mexico State just smoked Auburn 31-10

Just watched the "highlights" of their game, I haven't watched them much this season but it seems like a lot of starters decided to sit this one out?

If they roll out this bunch against LSU they'll get blown out.

Lol, they also got the Beth Mowins experience plus camera crew that has trouble following the ball.

7 minutes ago, ousux said:

Lol, they also got the Beth Mowins experience plus camera crew that has trouble following the ball.

That wasn’t Beth Mowins

That wasn’t Beth Mowins
Same experience, waaay too excited when aggy did something good.

Does anyone remember the breakdown of Aggy wins while in the Sec by divisions etc? I'd really like to see that again.

20 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

And aggys potential new hot coach loses to 2-7 Virginia 

 

Imagine blowing 150M to hire someone to loses to a 2-7 team 

Well our old coach lost to that UVA squad show some respect

13 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Auburn was the signature win for two aggies this year.

21 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Does St. Edwards field a squad yet? 

The university not since 1938, the now defunct high school since 1966.

22 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

And aggys potential new hot coach loses to 2-7 Virginia 

 

Imagine blowing 150M to hire someone to loses to a 2-7 team 

Mac Brown!?

 

Side note: UVA's 1 pt loss to James Madison isn't that bad.

On 11/17/2023 at 6:33 PM, nnm said:

Wtf happened there?

I’m not sure. But something happened there. 

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*clap clap clap* Bravo good sir, top notch work.
2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

I mean if you avoid playing any p5 texas schools for a decade you should have a good record 

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I mean if you avoid playing any p5 texas schools for a decade you should have a good record 

How many times did they go 0-2 against Mississippi and Alabama schools?

I think they're 0-1 against Boone, NC schools 

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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12 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

Who at that account would possibly think that was a good idea to go with?

That's just embarrassing.

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Who at that account would possibly think that was a good idea to go with?

That's just embarrassing.

John "Not Very" Sharp

20 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

0-1 vs App State school.

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29 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Holy shit, this is outstanding.

Not mine. Stole it from Twitter. 

38 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

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Wait - the official account tweeted this and not texags?? Holy shit LMAO 

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33 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I mean if you avoid playing any p5 texas schools for a decade you should have a good record 

Yep.  For the record, here is the list of in-state schools aggy played during that time period.  Juggernauts, all of them:

SMU

Sam Houston State

Rice

UTEP

Lamar

Prairie View A&M

UTSA

Texas State

Abilene Christian

14 minutes ago, Chooky said:

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Weird looking glory hole 

So I took 5 minutes to research this list of juggernauts the mighty aggy squad has vanquished during their unchecked reign of terror on the various other football programs from the Lone Star state:

SMU, SHSU, Rice, SHSU, SMU, UTEP, Lamar, Rice, SMU, PVAMU, UTSA, TX St, Lamar, UTSA, PVAMU, SHSU, ACU

 

Edit- just saw @Carl Spackler post, juggernaut is truly the only fitting description 

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5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So I took 5 minutes to research this list of juggernauts the mighty aggy squad has vanquished during their unchecked reign of terror on the various other football programs from the Lone Star state:

SMU, SHSU, Rice, SHSU, SMU, UTEP, Lamar, Rice, SMU, PVAMU, UTSA, TX St, Lamar, UTSA, PVAMU, SHSU, ACU

Wow, they've absolutely owned the 3 largest cities in Texas over the past 10 years.

I mean to put it perspective, Texas hasn't beaten SMU since 1995!

Spoiler

Note:  Texas hasn't played SMU since 1995

 

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21 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

SMU

Sam Houston State

Rice

UTEP

Lamar

Prairie View A&M

UTSA

Texas State

Abilene Christian

MURDERER'S ROW

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So I took 5 minutes to research this list of juggernauts the mighty aggy squad has vanquished during their unchecked reign of terror on the various other football programs from the Lone Star state:

SMU, SHSU, Rice, SHSU, SMU, UTEP, Lamar, Rice, SMU, PVAMU, UTSA, TX St, Lamar, UTSA, PVAMU, SHSU, ACU

 

Edit- just saw @Carl Spackler post, juggernaut is truly the only fitting description 

So 9 of the 17 (txst wasnt an fbs program at the time?) were FCS schools?

 

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i believe we have only scheduled 4 fcs schools, ever, in our history. The last one was only because of a hurricane backout

30 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yep.  For the record, here is the list of in-state schools aggy played during that time period.  Juggernauts, all of them:

SMU

Sam Houston State

Rice

UTEP

Lamar

Prairie View A&M

UTSA

Texas State

Abilene Christian

The SEC decision to only play conference games in 2020 spared ACU and North Texas from the aggy steamroller, and kept them from running that total to 19 (presumably) 

36 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The SEC decision to only play conference games in 2020 spared ACU and North Texas from the aggy steamroller, and kept them from running that total to 19 (presumably) 

As usual, the rest of the SEC conspires to thwart aggy dominance.

Fun ESPN article about Jimbo’s reign of error. It includes some details I wasn't aware of:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38913228/jimbo-fisher-texas-firing-downfall

They discuss Jimbo forcing the team to travel to away games on Thursday night, lol.
How Jimbo ignored the Texas HS Coaches Assoc. Good luck with that.
How lax discipline was and the high number of resulting suspensions
How he would turn angry whenever anyone should try to question his dumb ideas.

I’m heartbroken that Jimbo was forced out. I am grieving.
 

 


Biff’s got friends in every backwater and Buccee’s from here to the Ozark, he speaks a dozen gibberishes, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the National Championship already.
If he doesn't then he'll buy one. aggy chump change doesn't concern him at all.

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