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WFAA local dallas news has this bjork interview on right now LOL 

 

So their plan is to pay performance based???

Why would anyone take that fucking job lolol

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Just now, BurgleBro said:

WFAA local dallas news has this bjork interview on right now LOL 

 

So their plan is to pay performance based???

Why would anyone take that fucking job lolol

They're gonna get a 4A semifinalist

5 hours ago, Gordon Shumway said:

I love watching this video,  but I cringe when Tucker gets horse collar tackled by his own teammate.  I always think his leg is going to snap and end his career before it even starts.  The dog pile is one thing, but you cant h roll up his legs from behind.  

Same. The bullet he dodged was massive.  I’ve seen similar scenes on other teams years later and the deep snapper or holder is usually fighting his own  teammates to not tackle the kicker.

7 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

WFAA local dallas news has this bjork interview on right now LOL 

 

So their plan is to pay performance based???

Why would anyone take that fucking job lolol

Big bonus for winning a 9th game!

aggy getting called out for their bullshit 
 
 
 
 



Little boy Daniel didn’t like that SI tweet
5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy getting called out for their bullshit 

 

 

 

 

Now aggy is in that thread trying to claim the tweet was satire and they were totally not serious.

aggy is just rolling in championships, guys. 

 

4 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

 

 


Little boy Daniel didn’t like that SI tweet

 

Love the 1975 cherry-picked date. I figured it was cherry-picked since that date seemed completely arbitrary. Not 1970. Not 1980. 1975. 
 

If you go to 1975, UT is 18-19 vs. ATM.  

If you go to 1977, UT is 18-17 vs ATM. 

If you look at the prior 34 games prior to 1975 (let’s cherry-pick while they’re at it), UT was 31-3 vs. ATM. So that 18-19 turns into 51-22. 

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

aggy is just rolling in championships, guys. 

 

1,7,3,5

6, 2,4

it’s a toss up between 1 and 2 on who could choke the best chicken. 

1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

1,7,3,5

6, 2,4

it’s a toss up between 1 and 2 on who could choke the best chicken. 

So you are a little AC/DC. Ok. 

13 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

 

 


Little boy Daniel didn’t like that SI tweet

 

Since 2010, Texas is undefeated against The Piece of Shit on the Brazos.

How do you like them apples, Daniel Joseph Figurelli, you racist motherfucker?

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Texas Angling and Meat judging is a shitty degree factory. Stop stealing from the taxpayers of the state of Texas. 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

So you are a little AC/DC. Ok. 

Hey, what's good for the hen is good for the rooster, am I right?

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

Hey, what's good for the hen is good for the rooster, am I right?

Something's missing!

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

aggy is just rolling in championships, guys. 

 

I’d be shocked if the dude in the back left hasn’t fucked a few kids. 

3 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Love the 1975 cherry-picked date. I figured it was cherry-picked since that date seemed completely arbitrary. Not 1970. Not 1980. 1975. 
 

If you go to 1975, UT is 18-19 vs. ATM.  

If you go to 1977, UT is 18-17 vs ATM. 

If you look at the prior 34 games prior to 1975 (let’s cherry-pick while they’re at it), UT was 31-3 vs. ATM. So that 18-19 turns into 51-22. 

We also won like 18 of the previous 19 leading into 1975 as well. I looked at aggy-Tech and aggy is 19-18 since 1975 vs Tech. I didn't look at any others.

19 minutes ago, nnm said:

aggy is just rolling in championships, guys. 

 

I've got a cock they can judge.

X, X, X, X

  X, 1, 2

22 minutes ago, nnm said:

aggy is just rolling in championships, guys. 

 

Is that yeti... a trophy?

Just in case it's Traylor, I should trademark "Traylor Trash" and put it on maroon t-shirts. I have a feeling they'd wear it with pride.

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

So you are a little AC/DC. Ok. 

In this day and age you can never be sure about anything. I didn’t want to come off as transphobic. I really thought 1 was a natural born chick. So do you judge as the man she is today. In the words of Chuck Berry, It goes to show you never can tell.

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Something's missing!

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

It’s almost like they made an impulse decision based off the season of a rival that was heading to their conference. 

WFAA local dallas news has this bjork interview on right now LOL 
 
So their plan is to pay performance based???
Why would anyone take that fucking job lolol
Jimmy Sexton doesn't play those type games, and you know he's already contacted everyone that could be a candidate regardless if they already have an agent or not.
11 minutes ago, immamac said:
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"We’ve already found ways to reduce expenses, and we have some new revenues coming our way," Bjork says, noting the home games A&M will host against Texas, LSU and Notre Dame next year. "And then in the fall of ’24, we have a new TV agreement within the SEC. We’re going to be solely on ABC, ESPN.” 

But even that’s not enough to cover $57 million, Bjork concedes. The buyout, he says, will force A&M to confront how much it’s been spending. 

“We’ve had some excess,” he admits. “Our staff pool for the entire football program was over $13 million. Other programs in the SEC are in the $9 million to $10.5 million range.” 

Bjorks says other sports are safe some seeing their budgets cuts, and says job cuts will be confined to the football program. 

“Analysts, recruiting positions, operational positions,” Bjork says when asked where he says fat can be trimmed. 
 

He also pointed out how the Aggies’ travel budget was out of sync with other teams. 

"Our program under Coach Fisher was leaving [for away games] on Thursday nights," Bjork says. "And so that’s added hotel rooms, that’s added meals. Everybody else leaves on Friday for a road game."

So they’re going to cheap out on assistants, a true recipe for success.

And save the rest of the $57 million on a day of lodging and room service at Best Western. 

driving through Oklahoma today I tuned into The Sports Mammal (or whatever the fuck it was) and they said the three coaches aggy is concentrating on are:

Ryan Day

Kalen DeBoer

Jedd Fisch

 

there was no particular order....no bullshit those were the 3.....they then went on and talked about if Day is even a good choice since he took over a program that was already doing what it was suppose to be doing and they questioned if tOSU is successful because of him or if he is successful because of tOSU and their history

they said that Jedd Fisch had actually built something at Arizona and DeBoer had built something too even if UW had some past history

they were saying that Day was just aggy doing more of the same and hiring a big name with no real reason why other than he is a big name and that really he is a midwest guy

they made it seem like they had some meaningful information those were the ones they were zeroed in on.....they said that Lanning had nike stock as well and in addition to the $20 million to buy him out you would have to buy out his stock as well

17 minutes ago, Vermin said:

So they’re going to cheap out on assistants, a true recipe for success.

And save the rest of the $57 million on a day of lodging and room service at Best Western. 

Those budget cuts are gonna make it real attractive for a prospective head coach that wants more than a paycheck. 

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6 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Those budget cuts are gonna make it real attractive for a prospective head coach that wants more than a paycheck. 

yea that is a great selling point

1. you get a contact loaded with incentives you have to meet because the last guy just got a dump truck full of cash for doing jack shit

2. you are going to have less staff to work with because we cut a bunch to pay the last guy that did jack shit

3. all the fuck off and dicking around stuff the players that are now yours were used to is being reduced because the last guy let them fuck up too much and he sucked......get in there tiger and tell them why all that shit is being taken away from them

4. no you do not get a national championship trophy with 99 years on it for you to do something

5. PS if we fire you after 3, 4, 5 or more years you are going still to have to go look for a job instead of just spending cash and doing nothing or we will probably try and sue you if you do not put in effort to do so to offset what we owe you because the last two fuck heads we fired we had to pay them even if the got a job as a head coach making $100 million or if they sat around sniffing paint all day

9 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

yea that is a great selling point

1. you get a contact loaded with incentives you have to meet because the last guy just got a dump truck full of cash for doing jack shit

2. you are going to have less staff to work with because we cut a bunch to pay the last guy that did jack shit

3. all the fuck off and dicking around stuff the players that are now yours were used to is being reduced because the last guy let them fuck up too much and he sucked......get in there tiger and tell them why all that shit is being taken away from them

4. no you do not get a national championship trophy with 99 years on it for you to do something

5. PS if we fire you after 3, 4, 5 or more years you are going still to have to go look for a job instead of just spending cash and doing nothing or we will probably try and sue you if you do not put in effort to do so to offset what we owe you because the last two fuck heads we fired we had to pay them even if the got a job as a head coach making $100 million or if they sat around sniffing paint all day

This is why it will be Traylor....

Most coaching contracts are incentive based to some degree, but if aggy tries to correct their fuckup by leaning too heavily that way then they're even more delusional than anyone could have imagined.

Of course it may give some context as to why Traylor was so annoyed and surly when asked if he interviewed with aggy. I can just imagine how that went..

Bjork: so Jeff, we really want you here at aggyland, but you do know that we're SEC, right?

Traylor: Yes, I'm well aware of what conference A&M plays in, but I don't see what..

Bjork cutting him off: Jeff, you know what sort of money we've spent on facilities here? Finest in all the land, and we're about to break ground on more.

Traylor: I'm aware of it and yes I've read about the new..

Bjork cutting him off yet again: So Jeff! Here's the thing, we have really high expectations here and we're prepared to make you a part of it!

Traylor: That's good to hear, I'm honored. So how much..

Bjork again: So look here Jeffery, the base per year will be about 200k more per year than you're making now, and..

Traylor now cutting Bjork off: wait wait, I thought you were telling me about how big time you guys..

Bjork jumping in: Jeff you didn't let me finish! The best part is we're prepared to throw in some tasty incentives that will give you a chance to make way more than coach Fisher! And the best part is..

Traylor: *hangs up*

Sorry, last day of work this week and I'm up way past my bedtime

52 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s almost like they made an impulse decision based off the season of a rival that was heading to their conference. 

No kidding.

Contrast aggy's handling of the Jimbo firing with how our professionals in Bellmont and their big cigar benefactors handled the Tom Herman firing.

We identified our guy, Sark.  We quietly interviewed him.  We came to an agreement on contract terms, with the big cigars' blessing.  The minute the ink was dry on the contract, Herman got shown the door.  We then put out a statement to the press, announcing the change.  Done and dusted.  Nobody even had a chance to speculate.  The op sec involved in this entire operation would make the CIA proud.

Meanwhile, the amateurs over in Collie Station are still trying to grasp how many zeroes are in Jimbo's payout.  I bet some of those goobers still think they can lure Saban away from Alabama.  Oh boy, are they going to be disappointed.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I’d be shocked if the dude in the back left hasn’t fucked a few kids. 

They all do

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

two dudes in the back are living the dream

 

Straight outta college and into a well deserved Buc-ees General Manager role

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

It’s getting to the point where Pate may be on the aggy payroll

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pate thinks you are a flat earther

#stupidsip

On 11/18/2023 at 3:21 PM, South Austin said:

I’ll be in my bunk . . . 
 

 

. . . throwing up.

I mean, it's your mom, so I would hope you wouldn't get in on that action. NTTAWWT

5 hours ago, immamac said:

Worth a listen. Ross Dork said they are using the new SEC deal to pay Jizzbo.

Ironic.

1. Fire your coach because your rival is winning and joining your Conference.

2. Only have the ability to fire your overpriced coach because your rival is joining the Conference and there is a new SEC TV Deal because of it.

He also said he will consult with the Mannings...Archie, Peyton. And Eli. I don't think that is going to go over well with the cult.

7 hours ago, TOR said:

Now aggy is in that thread trying to claim the tweet was satire and they were totally not serious.

Satire requires self awareness so there is not a chance in hell that was not 1000^ serious 

11 hours ago, 89Horn said:

Kinda reminds me of the movie Bedazzled with Elizabeth Hurley and Brendan Fraser.  Make a deal with the devil to get a P5 job with a big payday .  .  .  but it’s with aggy.

So you're saying Jeff Traylor has a tiny penis?

53 minutes ago, BigSwingingD said:

He also said he will consult with the Mannings...Archie, Peyton. And Eli. I don't think that is going to go over well with the cult.

Lulz, in what context? To beg for arch in the transfer portal? 

1 hour ago, BigSwingingD said:

He also said he will consult with the Mannings...Archie, Peyton. And Eli. 

Cutcliffe to aggy.

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz, in what context? To beg for arch in the transfer portal? 

4:00 Min  mark. Getting their input on who the next coach should be.

"Archie Manning is a dear friend. Peyton. Eli. What do they think?"

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz, in what context? To beg for arch in the transfer portal? 

He claims Archie is his friend. Of course the fact that two former ags are current NFL coaches is also relevant somehow.

Its amazing how bad Sharpe botched the Bilbo hiring + turning aggy into a diploma mill and Bjork botching Bilbo's extension that these two still have jobs. Its pretty abundantly clear they don't know what they are doing but they work for rubes so onwards the mediocrity death march continues.

Aggy to their next coach:

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Bjork frequently walks around Kyle Field during home games to get a feel for how the program is performing. He says having the season be all but over by the end of October is unacceptable. 

“We can’t put ourselves in that position,” he says. “We had 103,000 people at our game against Mississippi State. I’m walking the field before the game and people from the visiting team were asking me, ‘Why are all these people here?’

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