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#6201
26 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

When aggy was remodeling their tackle box, we saw pictures of their cannon on some scaffeling, mounted outside the stadium.  Where is their cannon stationed now, and was Smoky used at UT before aggy had theirs?   

Smoky came first.  We began using Smoky in 1953 and aggy began using their cannon in 1984.  I believe the aggy cannon is kept just outside of their stadium and pulled inside by cavalry before football games.

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#6202
None of that was in English, was it?
I understood less than a 3rd of that, and I've been told I English pretty good, so..
#6203
6 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Honestly, its better than its ever been.  With them Blinn-teaming all the SWT/Texas state girls and UT making it harder to get in, there is more talent on campus than ever before.

There are still way too many ugly 20 year olds for 50k students.  But far better than it was in the 80s.

Once the girls realize they're no competition for the livestock, they stop caring and let themselves go.

#6204
1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Smoky came first.  We began using Smoky in 1953 and aggy began using their cannon in 1984.  I believe the aggy cannon is kept just outside of their stadium and pulled inside by cavalry before football games.

Thx.

#6205
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From the aggy corps of cadets, this practice is known as 'quadding".  Guys strip down another guy, spread-eagle him, and pour water on his genitals.
 


Totally normal and hetero. Just good bull with some buddies in our skivvies.
#6207
5 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

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From the aggy corps of cadets, this practice is known as 'quadding".  Guys strip down another guy, spread-eagle him, and pour water on his genitals.

 

And that was when young Robert began his journey to become a power bottom...

#6208

If he sees "blood vessels" in his meat, then that is some pretty cheap meat. And if it's a hamburger, I don't even get it. 

Was the point of that part of that really weird (and pathetic) story that the meat was good or bad?

#6209

ESPN game day at Jerry World for TCU and Ohio st.  Of course there are a couple of aggy signs in the crowd:  gig'm and Mond for Heisman.   Just can't help themselves, I guess.

#6212
2 hours ago, VaHorn said:

You don’t recover from a physical beating like they endured in one week. 

Georgia Southern suffered a physical beating last week?  Hmmm.

#6217

I’m sure FSU’s terrible start is serving as a validation to aggy. FSU would be better had Jimbo still been there.

 

#6220

Passwaters is a creep. I remember some aggy fans on twitter a few years ago talking about how he stalked them into a bar because they thought he was weird for being so into recruiting.

#6223

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

#6224

Swag cab? Can you imagine just for a second, waking up after a good stiff drunk and finding those heifers in bed with you?

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#6225
Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.
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#6226
On 9/14/2018 at 4:13 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

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SIAP...... So what's the Real story about how bad Bilbo Faggins left the Florida State program??  

Quote from yesterday's game:   "Florida State Quarterback Deondre Francois was sacked four times, pressured on nearly every play and had no chance to find receivers deep downfield. It was so bad that late in the game Francois stopped helping his offensive linemen up off the ground."

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#6230

LSU folks don't give a flying fuck about no Texum Bulldog.

#6232

unlike last week i didn't watch any of their game last night. score was a blowout but my grounded-in-reality aggy friend (they are rare but they do exist lol) reported 'ags looked like shit, AL will kill us next week,  RIP Aggie DBs'... anybody see any of it? 🤨

#6233
5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

They'll take that assfucking with an ear to ear shit eating grin on their face. Then brag how the kept the score closer than whichever ms team Bama beat the shit out of last night.

#6234
13 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

They'll take that assfucking with an ear to ear shit eating grin on their face. Then brag how the kept the score closer than whichever ms team Bama beat the shit out of last night.

If they lose by less than 20, it's going in the record books as a W

#6237
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If I was a southern cal alum i'd be livid right now. They lost big to texas? It's not like it was Clemson or Bama or Texas A & M. It was just texas.
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#6241
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Texags reporting that ULM is a stronger team than either USC or the sips. 
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#6242

Let me tell you something about aggy: They're about to lose Demas and a few others when Texas gets their shit together this season. Texas is fired up and it's gonna show against TCU. Now that they've finally tasted that high profile win, we taken all their 3 good recruits.

#6244
11 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Can't wait till bama takes them behind the wood shed.

They ain't gonna take them behind the woodshed.  They gonna take them into the woodshed, and lock the door.

#6246
Rival: None
When they say they are "second to none", this is what they are referring to. Even None beats them.
#6247
5 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

If they lose by less than 20, it's going in the record books as a W

Yes.  Remember, this is a team that is always so desperate for being recognized that on their official website in 2006 they claimed to have a 10 win season.  

They claimed their maroon and white spring game as a win.   

We were in the middle of our 10+ game winning span and MeToo aggy just couldn't stand it.  Add the 2 new MNCs and conference championships they claim at Kroger... You just can't make this shit up, unless you're aggy.

#6248
Whichever high school team they play does.
True fact: The agricultural and mechanical college of Texas lost their first ever football game to a high school.

Powerhouse Galveston Ball High school.
#6249
19 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

We laugh about it, but deep down inside the dark depths of aggy soul - behind the glory holes and bestiality - they really did justify the "100 year decision" based on the better quality of the moral victories.

They'd much  rather lose to Bama and Auburn and LSU and claim they played them tough than lose to Okie State, Texas Tech, and Kansas State.

So yeah, I think the moral victory will taste really good come Saturday night.

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