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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's about the rivalry, not the quality of the teams. All the stuff that goes on between the academies and their student bodies prior to the game is next-level. 

Nothing approaches that rivalry.

Yeah, maybe Barstool means rivalry across all mediums -- football, other sports, academically, culturally, etc? I dunno because if that's just the football games between the two teams on there, this list is a HUGE swing-and-miss.

9 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I was told Stewart wasn't leaving....

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3422953

He's apparently playing , not transferring , not going on the bus , is his NIL that good or just wanting to avoid injury ? That's a lot of missed games with no background 

 

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45 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Chilling back at his Pyle Field locker with his weed stash. 
Or maybe gazing at Jimbo’s 20__ trophy in the empty head coach’s office.

Does Traylor have any wins vs. Top 25 competition?

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Does Traylor have any wins vs. Top 25 competition?

No. 

Does Traylor have any wins vs. Top 25 competition?
Doesn't matter, he's gonna win it all as a Texum aggy bulldog.
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No. 

Better burn a pile of money just in case.

Just now, Pancho said:

Per Gerry, they have their coach and the name could come out Sunday night or early Monday. Not expected to be Traylor. 

If true, I expect it will leak tonight. Definitely gonna be John Gruden and Jack Del Rio.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Per Gerry, they have their coach and the name could come out Sunday night or early Monday. Not expected to be Traylor. 

It’s not a given Robinson stays for this new coach either. 

Gotta think it’s Elko, right?  

3 hours ago, mdleast said:

SIAP but great (long) article by The Athletic forensically breaking down the Jimbo issues:

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The offensive guru,

 

 

Trolling af. 

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I actually back and forth on this. It almost should be on its own list . 

The game itself is OK, but the pageantry is in a world of its own 

I think the thing is, almost everyone has a close relative who is either active or retired Army or Navy. With many having both in the same family.

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Gotta think it’s Elko, right?  

Elko is the pragmatic reasonable hire but when have those buffoons been pragmatic or reasonable?

If the timeline listed above is right then odds are it isn't DeBoer or Lanning. That then drops it into the Fisch, Elko, Traylor zone.

Unfortunately our pie in the sky dreams of Dabo, Deion, Kiffin, or Riley are likely a bust.

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Per Gerry, they have their coach and the name could come out Sunday night or early Monday. Not expected to be Traylor. 

It’s not a given Robinson stays for this new coach either. 

That sounds like Fisch then.  Otherwise, Robinson would stay.

Man, we’re 11-1 and appear to still be on the way up.  In the meantime, aggy busted the piggy bank open and still can’t lock down a coach.  I’m glad I’m not one of those ducking idiots

5 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Man, we’re 11-1 and appear to still be on the way up.  In the meantime, aggy busted the piggy bank open and still can’t lock down a coach.  I’m glad I’m not one of those ducking idiots

Rest assured our arrival next year is a large part of why they pressed the panic switch and hog tied themselves once again ceding leverage to some coach and his agent. They cannot help themselves it is what their DNA mandates.

21 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Rest assured our arrival next year is a large part of why they pressed the panic switch and hog tied themselves once again ceding leverage to some coach and his agent. They cannot help themselves it is what their DNA mandates.

Fucking dumbasses….

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

That sounds like Fisch then.  Otherwise, Robinson would stay.

I'm kind of hoping they "steal" sitting almost-beat-Georgia champion Ryan Day right after his third consecutive loss to Michigan. 

Gomers reporting stewart will attend the game but did not travel with the team. I found a picture of his mode of transportation.

trash fail GIF

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Kiffin

If it’s Kiffin, he’s gonna be extremely expensive. Theyre already paying Jumbo $10MM/season (I know it works out differently because of the buyout structure but that’s the easiest way I know to describe it) so what would a guy who is already making $9MM demand from aggy?

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Is this real life? somebody actually mentioned Ryan Day to Texas A&M rumors on the serius XM college sports radio show this morning. What Universe am I living in?

Just think.  This time next year, we will be destroying aggy at their house.

16 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Is this real life? somebody actually mentioned Ryan Day to Texas A&M rumors on the serius XM college sports radio show this morning. What Universe am I living in?

Sorry, that was me. My sarcasm can be dry.

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Kiffin

That would be something. Hope not.  I’ve done a 180 and now appreciate him. 

23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That would be something. Hope not.  I’ve done a 180 and now appreciate him. 

It would be pretty funny because you know he would get some veiled insults in against their dumbass traditions and culture.

14 hours ago, Pancho said:

Per Gerry, they have their coach and the name could come out Sunday night or early Monday. Not expected to be Traylor. 

It’s not a given Robinson stays for this new coach either. 

Can PK coach safeties? 

What I’ve learned in the Texas Tech/Texas game thread on Texags:

-Texas would get killed if they played Bama now
-No way does Texas own the 9th hardest SOS (despite the ESPN metrics)
-Just wait til they face SEC competition!
-Sips have played BDF cupcakes while A&M has faced murderers row
- Even Aggys can no longer deny that they represent a suckage on a level never seen before 
 

 

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Seeing a lot of Mark Stoops smoke this morning. No way aggy is this dumb right?

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

What I’ve learned in the Texas Tech/Texas game thread on Texags:

-Texas would get killed if they played Bama now
-No way does Texas own the 9th hardest SOS (despite the ESPN metrics)
-Just wait til they face SEC competition!
-Sips have played BDF cupcakes while A&M has faced murderers row
- Even Aggys can no longer deny that they represent a suckage on a level never seen before 
 

 

They're correct. According to Massey, Texas has the second most difficult schedule.

 

https://masseyratings.com/cf2023/7840

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

What I’ve learned in the Texas Tech/Texas game thread on Texags:

-Texas would get killed if they played Bama now
-No way does Texas own the 9th hardest SOS (despite the ESPN metrics)
-Just wait til they face SEC competition!
-Sips have played BDF cupcakes while A&M has faced murderers row
- Even Aggys can no longer deny that they represent a suckage on a level never seen before 

The dumb just permeates that place.

Seeing a lot of Mark Stoops smoke this morning. No way aggy is this dumb right?

Have you met an aggy?

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5 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Seeing a lot of Mark Stoops smoke this morning. No way aggy is this dumb right?

Yup picking up steam. Some writer mentioned Stoops’ name a few weeks ago and said he’s not big time enough for A&M but would be a good hire.

Would be…interesting fa sho

Stoops recently got an extension through 2030 and is making almost $9 mil a season. Not sure that jives with what bjork is peddling. If it’s stoops, they’re gonna pay through the nose for another coach and this one can’t even point to a mnc.

They are getting roasted on XM 84 college Gameday with Bobby Carpenter and Chris Plank

 

”just like to show they can spend money”

”meme for spending money and winning nothing”

”1 season with 10 or more wins since 1999”

”if you already have something rolling and are already in the big 10 or sec, why would you start over at A&M?”

”a&m isn’t even #1 in their state—that’s Texas”

8 minutes ago, demos said:

Stoops recently got an extension through 2030 and is making almost $9 mil a season. Not sure that jives with what bjork is peddling. If it’s stoops, they’re gonna pay through the nose for another coach and this one can’t even point to a mnc.

$8.6 million a year through 2031, with a $4 million buyout. To match that aggy is going to have to go with $9 million a year for 8 years which sounds suspiciously like ...

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Ryan Day's agent is a genius. 

The stoops and day stuff just sounds like agent positioning and misinformation even if both of these guys have had interviews or discussions with A&M.

Good money should still be on guys like Elko or other mid program HC’s that want one last payday. 

 

Let’s pretend the Ryan Day stuff has one scintilla of a chance at happening, how much does aggy have to pay him? $12M/year? Another 10-year deal?
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Pete Thamel is saying the aggy search is fractured and lots of people are wanting a say. EXCELLENT! Moar chaos! And yes, please get Mark F'ing Stoops. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Pete Thamel is saying the aggy search is fractured and lots of people are wanting a say. EXCELLENT! Moar chaos! And yes, please get Mark F'ing Stoops. 

Compare that with Gerry saying they already have their guy. If Gerry is right, I’d expect word to start leaking out tonight. 

The aggy in my family is very much aghast at the notion of hiring Mark Stoops.  This is going to be fun.

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