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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This sounds like it’s being pushed by Aggies side so that the national media and their fan base won’t run with a potential stoops hire. 

It’s being pushed by aggies so they can continue manufacturing the idea they are a college football big boy when the rest of college football knows better 

Just now, Pancho said:

It’s being pushed by aggies so they can continue manufacturing the idea they are a college football big boy when the rest of college football knows better 

Exactly and to keep their money guys hopeful and engaged. 

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Pete Thamel is saying the aggy search is fractured and lots of people are wanting a say. EXCELLENT! Moar chaos! And yes, please get Mark F'ing Stoops. 

and this is how we ended up with Strong Herman....oh man, this will be glorious.

From an Arizona 247 guy who was the lead reporter on a lot of the Pac 12 demise. His coach has also been mentioned in rumors so he's at least somewhat related to the search. 

 

 

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

They're correct. According to Massey, Texas has the second most difficult schedule.

 

https://masseyratings.com/cf2023/7840

All the metrics are wrong. They don't take into account that Bama wasn't really a good team until the third week. 

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Aggie coaching search motto: All pass, no takes. 

33 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

"Don't be surprised if the Aggies don't pursue Ryan Day."  Am I missing something?  Are the people who write this stuff professional journalists?  Is English grammar taught at any level any more?

1 minute ago, 83Horn said:

"Don't be surprised if the Aggies don't pursue Ryan Day."  Am I missing something?  Are the people who write this stuff professional journalists?  Is English grammar taught at any level any more?

A resurrection of “R.C. didn’t offer.”

3 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

"Don't be surprised if the Aggies don't pursue Ryan Day."  Am I missing something?  Are the people who write this stuff professional journalists?  Is English grammar taught at any level any more?

Don't be surprised if Ryan Day's agent don't pursue a raise for his client. 

"Don't be surprised if the Aggies don't pursue Ryan Day."  Am I missing something?  Are the people who write this stuff professional journalists?  Is English grammar taught at any level any more?

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Pete Thamel is saying the aggy search is fractured and lots of people are wanting a say. EXCELLENT! Moar chaos! And yes, please get Mark F'ing Stoops. 

Charles Strong is available
27 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Pete Thamel is saying the aggy search is fractured and lots of people are wanting a say. EXCELLENT! Moar chaos! And yes, please get Mark F'ing Stoops. 

We sure have come a long way from the days of “the cesspool in Austin, Texas” while GameDay was at College Station. 

3 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

We sure have come a long way from the days of “the cesspool in Austin, Texas” while GameDay was at College Station. 

I mean, it kinda was at the time.

They mentioned Ryan Day and A&M on Big Noon Kickoff and everyone started laughing and saying c’mon man

They mentioned Ryan Day and A&M on Big Noon Kickoff and everyone started laughing and saying c’mon man

Both Leinart and Urban looked like “these regards” when aggy was mentioned.
49 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Double negatives and such….how do they work?

 

1 hour ago, OB3 said:

Seeing a lot of Mark Stoops smoke this morning. No way aggy is this dumb right?

A man could go broke quickly using this as an investment thesis. "Infinitely dumb" doesn't adequately capture the magnitude of their stupidity. In fact, firing a guy whose team is currently 7-4 (4-3 conf) to hire a guy whose team is 6-5 (3-5 in same conference) is exactly the kind of shit I would expect from those dildos. 

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

ESPN pimping Mark Stoops as the guy. Hmmm...

He would be the cherry on top of the aggy shit sundae.  Overpaid bitch ass loser that hasn’t won shit.  Perfect fit for the goobers.

Stoops is in the Jimbo coaching tree.  Please hire him and his boring, slow, archaic offense

What does General Reveille think about stoops though?

They just said the 67 yard scoring drive was their longest in 9 years!   No way that’s true, announcer has to fucking with them.  

57 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

A resurrection of “R.C. didn’t offer.”

Maybe it should be "didn't offer R.C."

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They just said the 67 yard scoring drive was their longest in 9 years!   No way that’s true, announcer has to fucking with them.  

I think he meant the 17 plays, but who knows with these announcers

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7 minutes ago, deft said:

What does General Reveille think about stoops though?

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55 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

We sure have come a long way from the days of “the cesspool in Austin, Texas” while GameDay was at College Station. 

Charlie was the big turd stinking up the joint.

3 minutes ago, jTower said:

I think he meant the 17 plays, but who knows with these announcers

Yes, it was for number of plays

33 minutes ago, Blotto said:

A man could go broke quickly using this as an investment thesis. "Infinitely dumb" doesn't adequately capture the magnitude of their stupidity. In fact, firing a guy whose team is currently 7-4 (4-3 conf) to hire a guy whose team is 6-5 (3-5 in same conference) is exactly the kind of shit I would expect from those dildos. 

Ludicrous stupidity, go!!!

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I figured of all the coaches Elko was the best overall fit and had already a good understanding of how it works there. Establish a defensive identity. I get we know what it’s like to go coach shopping and be “whelmed” with the pick but is the logic because Bob Stoops beat Texas a lot that Mike will also? I’d be curious to know what happened there. I really thought for sure Elko. 


Herron must maintain employment as a condition. If I am his employer I will meet him Monday am with his termination papers and final check and then calling the FBI that he is unemployed and come get his sorry ass. He can sue me I don’t care. Hopefully I can prove he used a company computer or post it note or the air in my building to do his shit. Regardless he’s gone.
Aren’t sark and kiffin buddies?  They were both at usc and then Bama together.  
 

Drinking buddies. Both had to go to Saban rehab.

Kiffin: fired on the tarmac at SC and a sewage treatment plant named for him in Knoxville
They really had a thanksgiving dinner of pizza and fast food 
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As funny as this is most players on all teams probably love this stuff more than a real catering hall dinner. But what are those ball things in the trough?
Needs more ranch dressing.

That’s at the side trough with the other mother sauces: ketchup, ranch, queso, honey mustard, chikfila sauce. In big buckets.
The aggy in my family is very much aghast at the notion of hiring Mark Stoops.  This is going to be fun.

Tell him you just heard it’s Chad Morris. He agreed to coach for a million a year.
1 hour ago, Eastwood said:

I mean, it kinda was at the time.

No, it wasn't. Not in the way that Herbie meant. He was aghast that we would consider getting rid of that dumbass Charlie Strong so soon.

14 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


That’s at the side trough with the other mother sauces: ketchup, ranch, queso, honey mustard, chikfila sauce. In big buckets.

As long as the ketchup is Whataburger Spicy, I see nothing wrong with this.

19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

No, it wasn't. Not in the way that Herbie meant. He was aghast that we would consider getting rid of that dumbass Charlie Strong so soon.

The Steve Patterson era was probably the unhealthiest that the athletic department has been in my lifetime. 

13 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

You know, I agree with you Mike. Make it so.

 

 

I was just thinking this. This would be great “recency bias” hire. Go for it. 

49 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


As funny as this is most players on all teams probably love this stuff more than a real catering hall dinner. But what are those ball things in the trough?

Knowing the Aggies, they probably call them Bevo Balls.

Aggy gonna fuck around and beat a terrible LSU coach and then hire a new coach with a worse record than the guy they spent 76M getting rid of. 

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On 9/13/2023 at 9:00 AM, Sir Ulrich said:

My dream is that they pull the trigger strike out on every name out there and then hire Mark Stoops on a 7 year $50 million deal. 

Putting my early September Stoops prediction here for the impending hire after their games end this afternoon. 

Fire Jimbo early ✔️

Strike out on every big name ✔️

Hire Stoops

28 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

The Steve Patterson era was probably the unhealthiest that the athletic department has been in my lifetime. 

I don't disagree with you. Patterson was a spectacular failure.

But Herbie was only talking about the football HC situation. He doesn't give a shit about the rest of the Athletics dept at UT.

A&M is in a real pickle - they want a big name and they want to bring their contract offer down to earth. A big name won’t entertain anything but the jimbo sized meal deal and yet I doubt A&M will spend it so they will get an also ran or a young coach from a mid tier team with promise but still really unknown confirming they aren’t a big balla stroke that check like they think they are. In the end who ever said it’s an “RC a didn’t offer” redo is correct. Coulda had Day but didn’t offer. 

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