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50 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Feel like they're just trying to smoke out who's leaking info at this point with all the names coming out

Maybe Ryan Day and Dabo are both coming to form a coaching superteam?

Dabo head coach with Ryan Day OC and Mark Stoops DC. Just raise the student athletic fees $1000 each on all 77,000 enrolled. 

It’s that time of year when the agents (Sexton with his monopoly) start leaking/floating names if nothing else to get their guy a BS extension or raise.  

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

Feel like they're just trying to smoke out who's leaking info at this point with all the names coming out

they just wanna make themselves look important

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Get him aggy

Did Maurice tweet that from prison?

5 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Did Maurice tweet that from prison?

Halfway house.

According to an aggy friend, they're going all in.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Aggy beat writer Zweneremansans is now saying Dabo is emerging. 

If so, I called that weeks ago.

Seems like they're leaking any and all names as deflection and to keep their donors engaged in this "search"

Fng aggy! So full of themselves and wanting to sit at the main table, instead of the folding table with folding chairs, brought out like 2-3 times a year.

Hook’em!!!

2 hours ago, BarthHollamew said:

The most poetic ending for aggie would be to lose forfeit to one of the Kansas schools from the big 12 in their bowl game.  Delicious. 

If aggy plays either Kansas schools in their bowl game, they will lose.

Hook’em!!!

Crazy how all these coaches with big guaranteed contracts are going to leave for a low base high incentive contract at aggy where they have admitted that they are cutting football expenses, support staff, and reducing salaries for their assistant coaches.

So Dabo is gonna leave Clemson, where he's making $9 MM per year, and their unrealistic expectations for aggy?

Sure Jan GIF

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

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He does have an excellent resume.

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Would any of you really be surprised if it's Bo Pelini? 

His brother 

53 minutes ago, Burt said:

According to an aggy friend, they're going all in.

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not a bad plan, he can hire this guy as his protege…

 

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So Dabo is gonna leave Clemson, where he's making $9 MM per year, and their unrealistic expectations for aggy?
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They built a church to land one single DT, I think they can throw up a chapel right next to the football facilities for Dabo.
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22 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:
So Dabo is gonna leave Clemson, where he's making $9 MM per year, and their unrealistic expectations for aggy?
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They built a church to land one single DT, I think they can throw up a chapel right next to the football facilities for Dabo.

It don't make a shit.

They're still aggy

21 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

So Dabo is gonna leave Clemson, where he's making $9 MM per year, and their unrealistic expectations for aggy?

Sure Jan GIF


so you’re telling me you or anyone else wouldn’t leave $9M guaranteed to make half as much, BUT you have the chance to DOUBLE your salary if you hit all the benchmarks in a heavily incentivized contract?  
 

you have got to be a Tsipper or just plain bad at math. 

This is how underwhelming Stoops is. Imagine any school in the SEC offering Stoops as a upgrade over their existing coach. There's not a single SEC school who would hire Stoops. 

aggy: "hold my beer."

3 minutes ago, Jimbob said:


so you’re telling me you or anyone else wouldn’t leave $9M guaranteed to make half as much, BUT you have the chance to DOUBLE your salary if you hit all the benchmarks in a heavily incentivized contract?  
 

you have got to be a Tsipper or just plain bad at math. 

Ha, yes!

Only an Aggy would take half-pay gambling on benchmarks they haven't hit in thirty years.

You stupid fucking ‘sips. 
 
Bear Bryant was a Kentucky coach, hired away by some Ags with foresight, 70 years ago. 
 
Mark Stoops has won even more games at Kentucky than the Bear!

Whooop!

Lmao if it’s Stoops and they keep Durkin and Petrino.  That’s what this feels like.  Poooor aggy.

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Lmao if it’s Stoops and they keep Durkin and Petrino.  That’s what this feels like.  Poooor aggy.

Fixed 

Latest odds:

Mark Stoops +200

Dabo Swinney +300

Jesus Christ +500

Bear Bryant  +600

Billy “Chin Pubes” Liucci +10000

 

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

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I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet
A pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself
Flat on my face
I pick myself up and get
Back in the race!

I think aggy will show the entire world they're not just on the cutting edge of college football, but more advanced than any other University in the world.

Welcome coach ChatGPT!

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Just now, ousux said:

I think aggy will show the entire world they're not just on the cutting edge of college football, but more advanced than any other University in the world.

Welcome coach ChatGPT!

Their on-again, off-again CEO. 

Kentucky 247 mod says he’s hearing Stoops is likely headed to aggy
Please baby jeebus! I'm going to be quite disappointed if this doesn't happen.

You know, elite athletes are just dying to play for Mark Stoops!  What would make this even better is if he hires his brother Mike Stoops on that already terrible defense.  All those 5 stars and gave up almost half a hundred today.

Dabo would just be Jimbo II: Electric Boogaloo, but if aggy wants to go that route, by all means.  Please proceed.

3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

You know, elite athletes are just dying to play for Mark Stoops!  What would make this even better is if he hires his brother Mike Stoops on that already terrible defense.  All those 5 stars and gave up almost half a hundred today.

LSU’s offense is pretty good though 

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Fng aggy! So full of themselves and wanting to sit at the main table, instead of the folding table with folding chairs, brought out like 2-3 times a year.

Hook’em!!!

SEC has already assigned aggy’s table….

 

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Whoops wrong thread

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1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

If aggy plays either Kansas schools in their bowl game, they will lose.

Hook’em!!!

I would love to see them play KU.   Every fricken aggy I know uses our loss to KU a few years ago as a reason we’d get stomped in the SEC.   Well at least until we beat Bama in there house and the aggy roller coaster began earlier than October this year.   aggy losing to KU this year would be glorious. 

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Stupid sips. You just THINK you're witnessing a disorganized clusterfuck of a search for a HC. Aggy has had their one and true candidate locked up for two weeks now, and they're waiting to spring this news on the world next Saturday during the conference championship games so they can garner all of the media attention. Nobody cares about results on the field, they care about exposure and clicks!

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Oh please do it.  Please hire Mark Stoops.  I may end up joining Longhorn Lawyer's ghost in the graveyard from ODing on aggy misery.

1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

Crazy how all these coaches with big guaranteed contracts are going to leave for a low base high incentive contract at aggy where they have admitted that they are cutting football expenses, support staff, and reducing salaries for their assistant coaches.

It’s because they truly love the school stupid sip. Same reason Jimbo chose to forgo his buyout…

Someone get an extra large bucket of dicks to college station.

 

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