Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

In true agroid fashion, they'll mean to hire Mark Stoops, but will make a mistake on the contract and write "Mike" Stoops instead, and so it goes.

  • Replies 90.9k
  • Views 9.5m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

image.thumb.png.44b3dbdce37a9d474515718045714405.pngThis isn’t an 8-4 program, but he bested 8-4 twice in 11 seasons

Dp 

Edited by Vermin

image.thumb.png.44b3dbdce37a9d474515718045714405.pngThis isn’t an 8-4 program, but he bested 8-4 twice in 11 seasons

c52d6959bb2f5c9915780076188388ba.jpg
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

AggieYell now reporting Stoops

 

So is Looch

looch fired jimbo by tweet, so it's a done deal. 

15 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

 

Well, if there's anyone who would have a last minute collapse, it's definitely aggy.

Stupid sips. You just THINK you're witnessing a disorganized clusterfuck of a search for a HC. Aggy has had their one and true candidate locked up for two weeks now, and they're waiting to spring this news on the world next Saturday during the conference championship games so they can garner all of the media attention. Nobody cares about results on the field, they care about exposure and clicks!
Recruiting and head corch hire championships are what really matters in CFB. Only aggy is smart enough to know this, everyone else just looks on with envy wishing they could be aggy.

So was Elko never or a target or did he say no? I get the wanting a coach somehow associated with a “natty” or in line to play for one (aggy speak) but…Stoops…it just feels like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon thing. If they wrote a Bigass check to Bob it would make more sense? 

Holy shit this is awesome. Please let this be true. 

Stoops was obviously the coach "out west" that Looch hinted at just to throw people off the trail.

200.gif

 

Stooooooooops!!!!!

el oh fucking el this is a glorious shit storm of awesomeness!!!!!

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So was Elko never or a target or did he say no? I get the wanting a coach somehow associated with a “natty” or in line to play for one (aggy speak) but…Stoops…it just feels like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon thing. If they wrote a Bigass check to Bob it would make more sense? 

Maybe the administration got confused about which Stoops use to beat TU?

Oh please do it.  Please hire Mark Stoops.  I may end up joining Longhorn Lawyer's ghost in the graveyard from ODing on aggy misery.
If it happens they will eventually mental gymnastic their way into him being the diamond in the rough coach only they were smart enough to identify. Stoopid sips are locked in with their ex-drunkie while aggy landed the latest in CFB coaching royalty. Lololololololol
  • Popular Post

Imagine paying Jimbo $76M not to coach so that you can pay Mark Stoops even more to coach.

1 minute ago, ousux said:
18 minutes ago, orangebird said:
Oh please do it.  Please hire Mark Stoops.  I may end up joining Longhorn Lawyer's ghost in the graveyard from ODing on aggy misery.

If it happens they will eventually mental gymnastic their way into him being the diamond in the rough coach only they were smart enough to identify. Stoopid sips are locked in with their ex-drunkie while aggy landed the latest in CFB coaching royalty. Lololololololol

And then after another 4-5 years of going 7-5, they'll pay him metric fucktons of money to not coach so they can chase the next "coaching blueblood."

"It's the circle of life..."

x posting
 
image.thumb.png.8883ac0be462868cc0bee26794fa7556.png

Like everything Liucci says, the first sentence is the news and the next sentence is him crowing about how long he has known the news but wasn’t allowed to report it yet
2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe the administration got confused about which Stoops use to beat TU?

Look if they had yanked Bob out of retirement or whatever he is doing that might make shit more interesting. I thought Elko was kinda a nod back to the old RC Wrecking Crew type of deal. But he wasn’t either offered or he said nope. 

Is this an upgrade ???

hell, should have kept jimbo for another year

Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:


Like everything Liucci says, the first sentence is the news and the next sentence is him crowing about how long he has known the news but wasn’t allowed to report it yet

Like how he KNEW about OU/UT joining the SEC and how he KNEW Jimbo was a goner before the Miss State game and how He was totally IN on the HC talks. Lies. Tissue of lies. 

  • Popular Post

 

Edited by Post Oak

And they're going to fire him when Sark hangs 50 on him in front of Reville next year.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Like how he KNEW about OU/UT joining the SEC and how he KNEW Jimbo was a goner before the Miss State game and how He was totally IN on the HC talks. Lies. Tissue of lies. 

I keep wanting to dismiss Looch as an idiot, but he's actually a hell of a con artist.  He figured out long ago how to make a living spewing bullshit the aggy faithful.  Grifting like that takes some talent.  You have to respect the hustle.

This search shows the difference in our administration and theirs. We fired and hired on the same day and only semi publicly whiffed on Urban before hiring Sark. They fired Jimbo them sniffed their own farts for 3 weeks and publicly whiffed on everybody with a pulse before settling on a coach with a 52% winning percentage. 

Paying all that money to Cuckbo to not coach, then paying a ton of money to 7-5 Mark Stoops and forcing him to keep Cuckbo's staff...

Austin Powers Evil Laugh GIF

1 minute ago, orangebird said:

I keep wanting to dismiss Looch as an idiot, but he's actually a hell of a con artist.  He figured out long ago how to make a living spewing bullshit the aggy faithful.  Grifting like that takes some talent.  You have to respect the hustle.

Look I do. He’s tapping dancing on the edges of the abyss. With any other fanbase he’d not probably make it but he hustles and grifts. And they believe. 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

image.png.762b806fd46e20bd942be494b3153f17.png

Holy shit, he was just extended? 
I honestly thought based on his record that Kentucky was gonna fire him so aggy got him on a deal for him to save face… sorta like the deal that Shaka got with Marquette. But I guess that’s not the case. Wow. 
 

This is fucking amazing.   Shitbag stoops already makes $9m/yr.   Grossly overpaid as is.   Aggy will double down, raise or even match this for a multi year deal - five a the minimum and be out close to $50m + what Jimbo cost them.  In my veins…..NOW!!!!

I would love to be Stoops' agent when aggy tries to negotiate a buyout on this one. 

Just now, Beau Vine said:

I would love to be Stoops' agent when aggy tries to negotiate a buyout on this one. 

Shit, I'd buy a boat, raise a pirate flag, and spend the rest of my days sailing around the Caribbean in honor of both the Pirate and Jimmy Buffett.  And the University of Texas would get a shit ton of money when I die.

This looks even worse after all the other names they have floated.
 

Incredible.

  • Popular Post

Texags right now. 
 

image.gif.2695c9821645c01fcf811efc35582a44.gif

Stoops to aggy is too good to be true, I refuse to believe it. Santa, Easter Bunny, tooth fairy and one of the cock goblin bros as aggy corch are all equally fiction.


Aliens? TBD.



  • Popular Post

This weekend just keeps on getting better. Think I'm gonna go make a run at the wife to see if the streak continues.

I can see it now. 3 years in with stoops. 
Texags discussing latest loss. 
“Did you see the effort Billy Bob gave on that play? That is a 3 star that almost caught that 5 star receiver from UT, Bama, Georgia or Tenn. He is a perfect. Wants to be here. Loves agland. Need more like him. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.