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Just now, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Holy shit, did they actually call Sark?

Just now, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, did they actually call Sark?

It's pretty clearly Lanning, Deboer, Dabo, Norvell

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Which one of you did this?

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On 11/24/2023 at 6:28 PM, chainsaw said:

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This is the only thing that would have been funnier than Mark Stoops

So Stoops will go from coaching at Kroger Field to coaching at Kroger Field?

Unpopular opinion, but this actually isn’t a terrible hire. He competed very well with what he had to work with at UK and recruited far above what he should’ve been able to. He went toe to toe with the best SEC teams regularly but just didn’t have the horses to run with them all game. Everyone hated playing his teams and I think he’ll bring that over to A&…
sorry I just couldnt finish typing that without bursting out laughing
This is exactly the sort of thing aggy will have to convince themselves to avoid mass seppuku. Well done sir [emoji122][emoji122]

I would love to hear the voice mail they left Dabo, that he never returned.

"Coach Swinney, this is the Texas A and M Fightin' Aggies.  We like how you've made the most of a small fish opportunity there, and if you're ready to move up to one of the game's true blue bloods, we'd be happy to give you a 12-year trial contract and literally any amount of money you want, and zero oversight on our part..."

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2 minutes ago, ousux said:

This is exactly the sort of thing aggy will have to convince themselves to avoid mass seppuku. Well done sir emoji122.pngemoji122.png

They need an Emergency Looch right about now.

Holy shit, they're really hiring Mid Game Mark?

Kentucky needs to hire Jimbo for 100.00 bucks for 10 years, and beat the living shit out if A&M 
If this actually happens I may not make it to Christmas. Is it possible to die of too much lulz?

If Stoops is the hire, Elijah Robison has his work cut out for him to hold the class and team together. You know the portal will be just billowing with aggy players. 

So Stoops will go from coaching at Kroger Field to coaching at Kroger Field?

Albertsons stadium is nicer
Just now, mdmost said:

If Stoops is the hire, Elijah Robison has his work cut out for him to hold the class and team together. You know the portal will be just billowing with aggy players. 

word on the street is Robinson, Durkin etc are not coming back 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit aggy misery...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. : r/funny

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Just now, millhouse said:

Stoops is a great hire for 5.5 mil

No, Mark Stoops.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If Stoops is the hire, Elijah Robison has his work cut out for him to hold the class and team together. You know the portal will be just billowing with aggy players. 

If 4 or 5 of those players portal to UT and we win a championship next year does A&M get to hang a banner at their stadium since ex Aggies helped win a title?  

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If Stoops is the hire, Elijah Robison has his work cut out for him to hold the class and team together. You know the portal will be just billowing with aggy players. 

Gerry saying Robinson and Durkin ain't returning.  An aggy insider on 247 said the same on Robinson.  We shall see.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gerry saying Robinson and Durkin ain't returning.  An aggy insider on 247 said the same on Robinson.  We shall see.

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Holy shit , Mark Stoops is making 8.6 million at Kentucky.  So they are going to play Mark Stoops over 10 million probably.  

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According to a reliable source on TOS, the board and BMA's all agreed and we had a verbal with Fisch on Wednesday, then Bjork went behind everyone's back and started talking to Stoops. This lines up with most saying the Stoops talk started around Thanksgiving. He then negotiated with Stoops and agreed to make him the HC without most of the board or BMA's even knowing about it. People are pissed There are a lot of very angry BMA's who are considering stopping their donations. Also according to the source, Bjork is definitely on his way out as our AD. Sounds like Bjork did this as an FU to our athletic department.

Finally hearing back from aggy friends after Florida loss but everything is about Stoops.

General consensus from aggy friends about Stoops. "It's horrible but I will get behind it, might take some time but I'll support it."

 

Me.

Cracking Up Lol GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Holy shit , Mark Stoops is making 8.6 million at Kentucky.  So they are going to play Mark Stoops over 10 million probably.  

Every dollar to coaches (and ex-coaches) is less for NIL. Sounds good to me.

 

30 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

What you want...and what you get...is two different things.

Who was the coach that got hire at I think Rutgers that was so reviled by the fanbase and they protested so much that the program rescinded the hire? Was it Schiavo? 

 

13 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

If 4 or 5 of those players portal to UT and we win a championship next year does A&M get to hang a banner at their stadium since ex Aggies helped win a title?  

"Give me 85 scholarship players, and I'll win the conference. Give me 5 Aggies, and I'll win the national championship."

- General Sarkisian

I don't think there is a better coach they could have hired than Mark Stoops both for our sakes and for theirs.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Who was the coach that got hire at I think Rutgers that was so reviled by the fanbase and they protested so much that the program rescinded the hire? Was it Schiavo? 

 

 

2 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Stop, I just came...

Just need a fully guaranteed contract to top it off. 

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

No way that is true. It’s reads like desperation for fans trying to cope that they didn’t have the money or the attraction to pull a big name with every coach worth a damn saying no. Fisch is close to a Stoops but at least Stoops has multiple 10 win seasons and won’t bolt at the first sign of success.

Plain and simple they settled and can’t face reality. 

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Aggy search, day after Jimbo gone...

 

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9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Who was the coach that got hire at I think Rutgers that was so reviled by the fanbase and they protested so much that the program rescinded the hire? Was it Schiavo? 

 

It was Schiano and the school was Tennesee, they actually liked him at Rutgers and hes still there

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"Give me 85 scholarship players, and I'll win the conference. Give me 5 Aggies, and I'll win the national championship."
- General Sarkisian

You are bringing back some great memories from history class in the 80s.

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