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Aggy search, day after Jimbo gone...
 
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That was such an AMAZING game to watch and, no lie, I called it early in the second half
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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I think something is afoot

Brent Zwenernenman is now tweeting that any outlet calling Stoops a done deal are inaccurate and premature

 

That place is a fucking mess

But Looch said so!

19 minutes ago, F250 said:

General consensus from aggy friends about Stoops. "It's horrible but I will get behind it, might take some time but I'll support it."

 

Me.

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Yes it's fantastic to hear that they plan to continue doing the very thing that is what holds them back (blind loyalty).

2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Did  Bjork get that Stoops in an Earlybird Black Friday deal? 

Walmart special.

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Who was the coach that got hire at I think Rutgers that was so reviled by the fanbase and they protested so much that the program rescinded the hire? Was it Schiavo? 

 

It's the Fyre Festival of CFB HC hires

10 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Aggy search, day after Jimbo gone...

 

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2 weeks later...

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Little brother literally hired the little brother…

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Please, please please let it be stoops

 

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Pretty sure what is happening here: A sizable contingent of aggy donors wanted Traylor. But they knew this would be deeply unpopular with the fanbase. So they start leaking like a sieve about Stoops, who would be even more unpopular. Then Traylor rides in like a white knight next week, all of sudden looking much more palatable to gomer. 

It reminds me a bit of John Mackovic having to keep Leon Fuller. That was a disaster.

Wow I am old.

No idea how my entire quote above became a massive link, but Imma not fixing it.

Swidt? Lolz

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I think something is afoot

Brent Zwenernenman is now tweeting that any outlet calling Stoops a done deal are inaccurate and premature

 

That place is a fucking mess

Wow! This is fun! 

2 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pretty sure what is happening here: A sizable contingent of aggy donors wanted Traylor. But they knew this would be deeply unpopular with the fanbase. So they start leaking like a sieve about Stoops, who would be even more unpopular. Then Traylor rides in like a white knight next week, all of sudden looking much more palatable to gomer. 

Is Clem capable of that level of subtlety and planning?  It seems more likely they just started flinging shit at each other like angry chimps when the stoops news leaked.

I keep going back and forth, which was a better Bjork success, It’s Oh so Quiet, or the hiring of Stoops. They both hit hard, but different. Could replay both a million times over and never get tired of hearing either 

I'm about 4 beers and 3 bourbons deep, and the aggy shit show is hitting with such amazing gusto right now.  I love it!!!!

I don’t think the aggy fanbase has the chops to pull off a Tennessee/Schiano revolt. What Tennessee did to rally their fanbase, politicians, influencers, media, etc. against Schiano was pretty damn impressive and was very organized. That’s not aggy.

Add Stoops to the list of coaches that turned them down

95% of Texas fans on the internet will forget how absurd every other school looks during a coaching search (if you believe every tweet and leaked report) as soon as Texas starts another coaching search, during which they will instantly believe every tweet and leaked report about our search. 

The fighting texum aggys right now.

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Kinda feels like BMDs put a stop to it so now Stoops is staying or someone floated this to stop the deal from happening. 

1 minute ago, The Tower said:

 

 

Pubes must have misquoted himself when he said stoops was a done deal.  He knew all along it wasn't stoops he just couldn't say anything.

Holy shit. aggy is actually trying to make counter subconscious espionage a real thing with this coaching search.

1 minute ago, The Tower said:

 

 

laughing at the Aggies here is so fucking funny, but let’s remember to save a few laughs for Mark Stoops having to return to that Kentucky job after trying to leave and then having the offer pulled because the fan reaction was so intense 

It would be so completely on brand for aggy if, after all this, they offered Jimbo even MORE money to come back.

could the aggy fuck-around be any better as we enter the SEC?  

This couldn't be any more craptacular. The ultimate aggie shit show. Who would ever take this job?

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

laughing at the Aggies here is so fucking funny, but let’s remember to save a few laughs for Mark Stoops having to return to that Kentucky job after trying to leave and then having the offer pulled because the fan reaction was so intense 

We get to beat his ass in Austin next year

 

laughing at the Aggies here is so fucking funny, but let’s remember to save a few laughs for Mark Stoops having to return to that Kentucky job after trying to leave and then having the offer pulled because the fan reaction was so intense 

Ahem…he wouldn’t be the first Stoops bro this has happened to.

My issue is that if Stoops is now considered the absolute floor (a current mid-level SEC coach), who would be acceptable that would actually go without paying out like Jimbo all over again?

now the wheels are coming off.  It's not stoops.

26 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It's hilarious that they hamstrung their HC search with a must-retain DT coach. 

Who really isn't a great coach. The aggy DL is trash.

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Apparently, players are now advocating for Robinson to be the coach. 

 

Shit. 

Show.

LOL

I'd be shocked if it doesn't end up being Jedd Fisch

Apparently, players are now advocating for Robinson to be the coach. 
 
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Don’t tease me.

75 million for jimbo to come, 77 to go away and they hire E-Rob? Oh please into my veins immediately.

Well that sucks but I will be equally happy if it ends up being Robinson.

17 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It reminds me a bit of John Mackovic having to keep Leon Fuller. That was a disaster.

Wow I am old.

I miss Fuller's defenses.

I don't feel that old.  Lulz.

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