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16 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

 

So they were set to hire a DC that worked for Jimbo then nixed that so they could either hire a DC that worked for Jimbo or a DC that worked for Jimbo? 

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43 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Fisch is the only name I've seen floated that would somewhat concern me.. if it's the DL coach, holee shit lol

Can’t see him doing it now. He was basically left at the altar by the groom for a fat hag he had a crush on in high school.

No self respecting coach would walk back into negotiating room after that. 

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Melting down over everything:

 

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

So they were set to hire a DC that worked for Jimbo then nixed that so they could either hire a DC that worked for Jimbo or a DC that worked for Jimbo? 

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is the only thing that would have been funnier than Mark Stoops

It's still possible! Don't give up hope!

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Ass puppet? Wow. I have no idea what this thread will look like when I wake up but dayum. I’m just glad we punched our ticket and we aren’t coach shopping. This is a clusterfuck. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Ass puppet? Wow. I have no idea what this thread will look like when I wake up but dayum. I’m just glad we punched our ticket and we aren’t coach shopping. This is a clusterfuck. 

Wake up? Stay awake, Nicole!  Lulz.

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I can’t with this…I just….

When did Jimbo find out his then-wife was fucking the tennis player and the wide receiver(s)?  Was that the start of him falling apart at FSU?  If his ex-wife's banging student athletes caused him to fall apart at FSU, he needs to send her roses every week or so for the rest of her life, because that ultimately led to him raking in over $150 million.

8 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Melting down over everything:

 

Fucking hell, it's nights like this I almost wish I still had a Twitter account.

9 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

So they were set to hire a DC that worked for Jimbo then nixed that so they could either hire a DC that worked for Jimbo or a DC that worked for Jimbo? 

This is hilarious, but what makes it even funnier is the interview with Bjork after Jimbo was fired where he talked so much about the problems with the offense being such a big part of why they shitcanned him.

So they are only looking at DCs for the head coach position. 🤷‍♂️

This is getting into Conor Stallions territory in the annals of legendary CFB comedy

5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is getting into Conor Stallions territory in the annals of legendary CFB comedy

Are you surprised? It's aggy and they have one of the dumbest ADs in the business (Bjork). 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Are you surprised? It's aggy and they have one of the dumbest ADs in the business (Bjork). 

Not at all. I knew the aggy would deliver the laughs.

Unconfirmed radio reports that Art Briles was reportedly seen getting off a late night greyhound in College Station…..


 

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47 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

 

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looch deleted this tweet and his replies and blocked this guy.  Lulz.

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They’re going to end up with traylor 

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Hell, at this rate they're gonna end up with that Three Year Letterman guy from Twitter.

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I think it will be e Robinson at this point

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They’re going to end up with traylor 

😂😂

Elko or just promoting Robinson. 

How can you go wrong with hiring someone from the Jimbo coaching tree? 

1 hour ago, The Tower said:

If the fanbase revolted they should have known they had the right man for the job.

 

 

Seeing some chatter that it’s not Stoops — what a shit-show (and I’m here for it).

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Shit canning jimbo with no plan in place is 3rd grade level of thinking 

16 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

How can you go wrong with hiring someone from the Jimbo coaching tree? 

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1 hour ago, Boogaloo said:

Unconfirmed radio reports that Art Briles was reportedly seen getting off a late night greyhound in College Station…..

Washed-up coaches trying to catch the bus to Collie Station

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Meanwhile, Art is sizing up the competitino

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If the boosters did in fact cough up dumbos buyout, just think of the cash that must be left over for buyouts, new coaches etc.. Not to mention bags for new recruits?

A&M may have to start giving guaranteed consideration payments to candidate coaches who are willing to talk to A&M. Stoops will be laughed at for years that he lost this job due to message boards. Tonight cost him and could eventually end his time early at UK.

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6 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

It reminds me a bit of John Mackovic having to keep Leon Fuller. That was a disaster.

Wow I am old.

 

4 hours ago, Updawg said:

I think it will be e Robinson at this point

That would be full aggy. With all the damning reports of lack of discipline under Jimbo, let's keep as many of the existing coaches as possible. 

19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

A&M may have to start giving guaranteed consideration payments to candidate coaches who are willing to talk to A&M. Stoops will be laughed at for years that he lost this job due to message boards. Tonight cost him and could eventually end his time early at UK.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/kentucky-coach-mark-stoops-decides-to-stay-with-wildcats-after-emerging-as-texas-a-ms-top-target/
 

As usual, aggy always ends up laughed at harder.  The narrative already that Mark told them to fuck off.  They should get Mike.  I’d chip in on his salary for the lulz. 

Whether they keep Robinson or convince someone else to coach, this Saturday night debacle is going to cost A&M. Any agent will know that A&M has run out of options and a million or 2 per year doesn’t matter to A&M. It might even allow this next coach to require a large buyout since they will be signing as the AD’s 2nd or 3rd option, at best.

5 hours ago, orangebird said:

Fucking hell, it's nights like this I almost wish I still had a Twitter account.

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Sources say that this duo has been hired to turn aggy around

 

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What was Mike’s buyout after all of this?! Aggie probably not paying over $20mm right? 

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, did they actually call Sark?

That guarantee is hard to pass up...

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