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It is quite tasty that they fired Jimbo without a bonafide plan in place. There’s no way Mark Stoops was who they had in mind when they fired Jimbo and they couldn’t even get that done. 
 

Who knows where they go from here. 

aggy destroys themselves in a bonfire.

It's tradition.

 

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This thread moves fast. Article is 8 hours old. 

understatement/

i woke up to 6-7 unread pages of aggy disaster.  It's fucking beautiful.

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1 minute ago, nycHorn said:


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I'll go make some coffee and try that.  

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To think that two weeks ago aggy was pounding their collective chest and screaming all across every media outlet there is how A&M is a tier 1 coaching destination and how they were fielding calls from all across the country from interested coaches.

Dear aggy. It's not them. It's you. It's always been you. 

This has to be the Matrix, no way this is real. Ohhh wait we are talking about Aggys. 

Texas aTm home of the Asspuppeteers. They aren’t back because they never left. 

Aggies you magnificent bastards, you made me thankful for what we do have. 
Hook’em Horns!

Fucking hell, it's nights like this I almost wish I still had a Twitter account.

Sports Twitter is awesome. Everything else Twitter sucks. Just curate your feed and lists.

I went to bed laughing at aggie for hiring Mark Stoops, then wake up and find out the shit show has only just begun? They've really outdone themselves here.

This is just great. Watching aggy just realize that:

A) they don’t have the $ to moneywhip a new coach

B) no good coach wants this gig

C) seeing them go after Stoops

D) possibly promote their DL coach who has no meaningful HC experience because their players who are undisciplined, erratic and poorly developed like him

it’s all just so good. 

aggy coaching search is like a horrible round of speed dating for them. Even the fat and ugly ones are marking no on the card. 

Happy birthday to me. And to think I was really just hoping on a beej from Mrs GOTJ this morning. The aggy coaching search is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

If I’m A&M, I am just going to Kyle Whittingham with a stick in my mouth and asking him to cuddle afterwards. 

They really should just hire Robinson, get rid of Bjork, then hire a new AD. New guy can get his own coach.

Aggy wants all the other girls at the table, they’re ending up with “Gorlock”

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this is going to be the aggy spin

 

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Having a deal for a shitty candidate fall apart so you can keep your interim dl coach leads to nattys you stupid sip

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9 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

They should brinks truck Fisch.  He might be decent.  

Slight problem.

 

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Waking up to find out you are 6 pages behind on this thread is a nice little Sunday morning treat.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

Waking up to find out you are 6 pages behind on this thread is a nice little Sunday morning treat.

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

I realize I was pretty high and drunk last night but did I blackout dream that A&M hired Stoops? 

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Waking up to find out you are 6 pages behind on this thread is a nice little Sunday morning treat.

This. Fell asleep watching a movie last night and woke up this AM, got my coffee, proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes scrolling this thread and twitter.

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1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

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2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

I have spent the past hour reviewing X/Twitter and multiple cfb message board. It is obvious that the aggie board (which might be mostly livestock) got together and established a clear agenda to humiliate themselves at the maximum level while burning as many bridges as possible. 

4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

aggy being aggy

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Slight problem.

 

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I still don’t understand this idea that aggy is flush with cash. Where is it coming from if true?

At this point they should just make Robinson with his stellar 1-1 record permanent head coach for a discounted deal. Try to hang on to as many of their good players as possible and pray that they can somehow catch lightning in a bottle like Ed O in 2019. If (when) it doesn’t work out, then they can just cut their losses fairly cheap as he’d likely be a more cost efficient hire than even Fisch or Traylor.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I still don’t understand this idea that aggy is flush with cash. Where is it coming from if true?

aggy saying it

5 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Rollercoaster launched off the rails.

Even better is that it decoupled the cars in mid-air so that the fanbase had difficulty figuring out exactly where to place anger/blame. It was a little like a fireworks show and not knowing where to look for the most entertainment.

The real question:  Which is more aggy?  

Hiring a black, liberal journalist to run your school’s journalism program and then unhiring her (after you pay her a million bucks) before she starts because she’s black and liberal?

or …

Sort of almost hiring Mike Stoops as your “splash” Jimbo replacement?

Both are stunningly impressive.

hang with me on this one:

What if Looch's story is a strategic coverup of how quickly Ryan Day say, "Fuck no!?"

Nobody sees the whiff, and aggy nation still happy as larks.

It's foolproof!!!

They should just hire Looch as their coach. 

31 minutes ago, Constant said:

If I’m A&M, I am just going to Kyle Whittingham with a stick in my mouth and asking him to cuddle afterwards. 

HOFFP OF ALL TIME! 

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