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Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

This please…..

Fake aggy smoke - Kiffin, Day, Lanning (that's what I followed from Friday afternoon)

Real aggy smoke - M Stoops, the DL coach that the players all seem to like, they think he's a righteous dude. 

Them just thinking about Texas in the same conference and we get this. I'm grateful. 

I can’t keep up. Has it come out that Stoops signed a contract already and now aggy is paying his buyout along with Jimbo’s? That would be the most aggy like thing aggy could do.

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I can’t keep up. Has it come out that Stoops signed a contract already and now aggy is paying his buyout along with Jimbo’s? That would be the most aggy like thing aggy could do.

And completely within the realm of possibility with those idiots.

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7 minutes ago, WBT said:

aggy saying it

I think their BMDs that have been cutting all the checks and still have cash to burn are the reason this happened. They’ve made a lot of expensive upgrades: even the average donor I am sure was led to believe at the very least Traylor or Elko. I think even their BMDs balked at the former. My only UT BMD source hangs with a few of their BMD sources: his acquaintances really wanted Fisch or Elko. In that order. So when the news broke yesterday morning essentially on GameDay they were pissed off, or at least that is what I was told. I mean they are cutting checks for a lot of fuck ups and poor performance on the field so I don’t think it’s necessarily that they didn’t like Stoops—it came out of “left field” so after three weeks of a big pile of poo they weren’t happy. They were kind of taken by surprise in a bad way. Not that Stoops is a bad coach. Hes not. The way aggy dealt with him is humiliating. Take my source for what he’s worth but he does have a lot of influential friends. 

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


This please…..

 

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aggy should sever all ties with Liucci and run him out of town with Bjork. 

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Their coaching “search” summed up perfectly 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy should sever all ties with Liucci and run him out of town with Bjork. 

Where's the fun in that?

7 hours ago, Lost in the World said:

Thank you God for giving us the funniest possible rivals 😁

OU doesn’t do stuff like this. 

No fun, but it would be in their best interest. TexAgs is a cancer for them.

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Just now, Deej said:

No fun, but it would be in their best interest. TexAgs is a cancer for them.

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But what great entertainment for the rest of us

Why the fuck would Mark Stoops go to Aggy?  He makes $9M to go 7-5 every year and they’re fine with that.

Also, Lexington is nice.

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1 minute ago, FtheBig12 said:

But what great entertainment for the rest of us

Definitely 

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3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Why the fuck would Mark Stoops go to Aggy?  He makes $9M to go 7-5 every year and they’re fine with that.

Also, Lexington is nice.

A handful of some of the best whiskey distilleries in the country within a short drive. I’d never leave for a cesspool like A&M. 

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Why the fuck would Mark Stoops go to Aggy?  He makes $9M to go 7-5 every year and they’re fine with that.

Also, Lexington is nice.

 

1 minute ago, Constant said:

A handful of some of the best whiskey distilleries in the country within a short drive. I’d never leave for a cesspool like A&M. 

Y’all hush. 

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy should sever all ties with Liucci and run him out of town with Bjork. 

This is crazy talk 

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Nothing more glorious than being 11-1, going to the Big 12 champ game, while aggy is imploding and OU is sitting at home because their in-state little brother dashed their hopes with a big comeback last night to shatter their CCG dreams 

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I think I got this animation for my last strike at dart bowl
37 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

Even better is that it decoupled the cars in mid-air so that the fanbase had difficulty figuring out exactly where to place anger/blame. It was a little like a fireworks show and not knowing where to look for the most entertainment.

The fireworks show:

 

21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

They were kind of taken by surprise in a bad way. Not that Stoops is a bad coach. Hes not. The way aggy dealt with him is humiliating. Take my source for what he’s worth but he does have a lot of influential friends. 

Above all, aggy seeks validation. They didn’t think Stoops was a bad hire, they could not stand that everyone was laughing at them. They have no ability to feel shame on their own. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Above all, aggy seeks validation. They didn’t think Stoops was a bad hire, they could not stand that everyone was laughing at them. They have no ability to feel shame on their own. 

All things being equal if they don’t pull in a Fisch or Elko or Traylor…Stoops will seem like a slam dunk hire. It’s a mess. Plus, like I said, the way Stoops was treated…yuck. And now it’s all awkward over at Kentucky. Huge pile of poo. 

Waking up to the news that Aggy made an even bigger mess of this than simply hiring Stoops:

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Preparing for the next stage of the Aggy meltdown:

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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP 

 

Like I said, my UT BMD guy hangs with a lot of their BMD guys. The fact the A&M FO/AD thought that they could hoodwink their biggest money donors is….nuts. Bjork I think will be let go. It’s that bad. Think from the perspective of the checks these guys are wiring. To Sumlin and now Jimbo and they were led to believe they were getting a guy they wanted and then…finding out on GD on ESPN it was all bullshit. I don’t see how Bjork keeps his job that’s how pissed they are. 

They’re going to end up with traylor 
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So bjork is getting a contract extension then?

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Meanwhile, let's take a glance over at aggy's transfer portal, shall we?

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I missed what happened on Gameday. Update?

1 minute ago, deft said:

So bjork is getting a contract extension then?

Live look at Bjork’s office:

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45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I still don’t understand this idea that aggy is flush with cash. Where is it coming from if true?

My understanding is they raised a ton of money over the past 3-4 years to throw towards various athletic facilities and non-football specific campus upgrades. This was the genesis of the large check presented during Jimbo’s last game.

My guess is that money will now in large part pay for Jimbo, the old staff, the new staff and whatever’s left will now go towards those facilities. (That combined with cutting resources elsewhere in the football program) There are probably some pissed off donors that thought they were getting their name on a new building but are now floating Jimbo’s retirement and potentially E-Rob?

Just now, Mac8111 said:

I missed what happened on Gameday. Update?

They announced it would be Mike Stoops. Fairly early in the show. Boom. 💥 

It's shit like this that makes the Dabo and Ryan Day rumors all the more absurd.  Yes, we totally fucked up a couple of second tier hires in Stoops and Fisch, lets now pivot to those guys.  Come on.

So, let’s just say they do promote Robinson. Is he forced to keep the staff? Are we really about to run back this same shitshow but only replace Jimbo?

If not, where are his contacts to build a staff? They desperately need to get rid of the rot at OL, TE, WR, and QB coaches. Does Robinson just rely on Petrino to fill it with “his” guys? Does anyone trust him enough to not turn this into a neponistic shitshow?

What about on D? So they go chalk with how bad large swaths of that staff is? If he makes replacements, where do they come from? It’s not like he has major connections outside of the current staff?

So  it’s riding with the same ole retreads  or it’s relying on his minimal level of contacts to build a Turtle Tom equivalent staff or they are going to rely on what Durkin and Petrino can bring in….

 

Get the popcorn ready…

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It’s aggy—they told potential candidates they had to keep Robinson. What coach wants to walk into a situation where he’s being told he has to keep certain members of the staff and not build his own staff, one who he is personally comfortable with and believes gives him the best chance to be successful? 

It’s like the idiots who were saying whoever we hired for basketball should keep Terry as an assistant. What big time coach would agree to being told what to do with their staff? 

Robinson would accept the job with those types of conditions because he’s never been a HC before and maybe wants the opportunity. I don’t think he’s even been a coordinator. 

This is a shit show, and I’m warming up some of my mom’s pecan pie from turkey day and will be eating that while following along 😎

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