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10 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

 

Easy -- that he won as many titles as Jimbo.

4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Are we sure UH is an upgrade from UTSA these days? Yeah, P4, and all...

Yes, they’ve just broke ground on a $130 million football operations center. Their facilities and NIL support are much better than UTSA.

But at UTSA you don’t have to deal with Tillman

16 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Dan Quinn would be the best possible hire for them. His name has cache from what the Cowboys D has been doing.  He's not too old and still seems energetic. Has a plethora of NFL coaching connections he could tap to hire a great staff, probably take one of Shanahan's guys for OC (Kubiag jr?).

C'mon C'monTexas

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26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

So much gold here. None shinier than 

Thus, when Kentucky’s Mark Stoops approached A&M”

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

UH is gonna make a better hire than aggy, aren’t they?

DIII schools are going to hire better than E-Rob.

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

UH is gonna make a better hire than aggy, aren’t they?

Yes they are. 

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Stoops has done better than previous UK coaches because when he was hired UK's administration finally made investments in facilities and salaries that the previous UK coaches didn't receive. He isn't a better coach then the guy they just fired. He has a very conservative offense that the top programs abandoned a long time ago. Florida and Tennessee being down has certainly helped him. 

21 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Anyone have the liucci deleted post?

Which one?  Lulz.

2 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

So, let’s just say they do promote Robinson. Is he forced to keep the staff? Are we really about to run back this same shitshow but only replace Jimbo?

If not, where are his contacts to build a staff? They desperately need to get rid of the rot at OL, TE, WR, and QB coaches. Does Robinson just rely on Petrino to fill it with “his” guys? Does anyone trust him enough to not turn this into a neponistic shitshow?

What about on D? So they go chalk with how bad large swaths of that staff is? If he makes replacements, where do they come from? It’s not like he has major connections outside of the current staff?

So  it’s riding with the same ole retreads  or it’s relying on his minimal level of contacts to build a Turtle Tom equivalent staff or they are going to rely on what Durkin and Petrino can bring in….

 

Get the popcorn ready…


Promoting the DL coach and making him keep the staff over an OC and a DC who were both HCs..   That’s just a recipe for cohesion, accountability and cooperation among that staff.  
 

I think they should hire Robinson to an interim role, fire Bjork and hire a real AD who can hire their own guy next year.   By then things might settle down and headlines move elsewhere, and they can move toward finding a good HC without the spotlight in their face…. But they won’t because they are Aggies.  
 

They really think they can make a run next year because their star class will all be in their contract seasons, even though nearly half that class has portaled out and they have glaring holes all around the roster, and no depth outside the DL.   They need a full reset to unfuck what Fisher did to the program and it’s painful to endure, we know.   I mean, trade 1 Walter Nolan for 2 good tackles and a center, there’s a start.   

Every team recruiting against them right now...

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Per Kentucky guys on their paid sites:
 

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Mark Stoops got on a plane to go to Texas A&M and when he landed A&M changed their mind and no longer wanted him. Got right back on the plane to Kentucky



 

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Per Kentucky guys on their paid sites:
 
Mark Stoops got on a plane to go to Texas A&M and when he landed A&M changed their mind and no longer wanted him. Got right back on the plane to Kentucky


 

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1 minute ago, blacklab said:

Per Kentucky guys on their paid sites:
 



 

It does seem that not everyone at aggy is on the same page or maybe even book.

43 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Dan Quinn would be the best possible hire for them. His name has cache from what the Cowboys D has been doing.  He's not too old and still seems energetic. Has a plethora of NFL coaching connections he could tap to hire a great staff, probably take one of Shanahan's guys for OC (Kubiag jr?).

He can get an NFL HC job. Probably could've last year. And he's an NFL guy. He ain't taking a college job

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It does seem that not everyone at aggy is on the same page or maybe even book.

Well, some of us those pages take longer to color in than others.
2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Per Kentucky guys on their paid sites:
 



 

The only person I’ve heard say that is Kayce Smith 

I guess they didn’t want to give him the plaque with 6-6 on it and no date 

1 hour ago, MrX said:

We are soooooo close to Ag Head Coach Bobby Petrino. 

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1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

Funny thing is, Mark Stoops would have been a good hire IMHO. I'm glad aggy thinks they are too good for him as a hire.

He wouldn’t have. 

1 hour ago, oh_snap said:

If the rumors about bjork going rogue are true, that level of self sabotage must mean he is also tired of aggy’s shit and intentionally trying to get fired himself. For his sake (and ours lulz too) I really hope he has the same guaranteed buyout contract language as jimbo. 
I also don’t see how any non-desperate coach takes a job with uncertainty at the AD role. What a giant glorious mess. 

Those rumors can't be true.  Bjork is stupid, but he's not that stupid.  That would literally make him unemployable in the entire industry.

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Mark Stoops got on a plane to go to Texas A&M and when he landed A&M changed their mind and no longer wanted him. Got right back on the plane to Kentucky

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52 minutes ago, El Squared said:

 

So Mackovic was actually a slimier douche bag than than we figured, hard to fathom.

Tom Landry probably found that out about him when Mackovic was QB coach for the Dallas Cowboys and why Mackovic didn't last long there.

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5 minutes ago, veritas aequitas said:

It does seem that not everyone at aggy is on the same page or maybe even book.

I don’t think they’re even speaking the same language at this point. 

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9 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Per Kentucky guys on their paid sites:
 



 

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If the Texans weren’t about to start I’d settle into this

 

 

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3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

If the Texans weren’t about to start I’d settle into this

 

 

I'll listen and recap

Didn't we do something similar to the other stoops brother that sark wanted as DC?  Memory is fuzzy as to specifics but I thought he got on a plane as our DC but when he landed the offer was rescinded for similar reasons of a revolt in the ranks 

If I was a big name coach, I'd call aggy and tell them I want the job, but they need to come to me. Then when their plane touched down, I'd text and tell them I changed my mind. 

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11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Those rumors can't be true.  Bjork is stupid, but he's not that stupid.  That would literally make him unemployable in the entire industry.

Steve Patterson laughs at you.

15 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Per Kentucky guys on their paid sites:
 



 

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3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

I'll listen and recap

Eww. You know there is AI that can do that for you right?

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Just now, Buzzrock said:

Eww. You know there is AI that can do that for you right?

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3 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Didn't we do something similar to the other stoops brother that sark wanted as DC?  Memory is fuzzy as to specifics but I thought he got on a plane as our DC but when he landed the offer was rescinded for similar reasons of a revolt in the ranks 

Mike Stoops. Sorta similar situations, but I don’t know about any plane boardings. His name was floated and shamed from what I remember. 
 

Sark really should have trusted his gut there. Would have been an excellent hire. 

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9 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Per Kentucky guys on their paid sites:
 



 

If true:

 

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Just now, Constant said:

Sark really should have trusted his gut there. Would have been an excellent hire. 

Absolutely not. Was an idiotic proposal and would have failed miserably. 

3 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

aggy brain trust

 

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I've seen that guy camping in a culvert behind a gas station in my neighborhood. 

10 minutes ago, miguelito said:

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It just needs the maroon carpet rolled out with the aggy band standing there.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Absolutely not. Was an idiotic proposal and would have failed miserably. 

I want Texas to fail miserably in all things. 

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