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54 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Are we sure UH is an upgrade from UTSA these days? Yeah, P4, and all...

Maybe maybe not, but if UH announces their new coach before aggy it will be impossible to hide their magnesium dumpster fire any longer.

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GDit, where’s the flight tracker when you need it? 

13 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Eww. You know there is AI that can do that for you right?

bard and chatgpt can't summarize because there's no caption file (yet?)

 

19 minutes ago, tx ind said:

If the Texans weren’t about to start I’d settle into this

 

 

The best part starts about 29:30 in where he starts ranting about the fans who taunt him.

And when Elko has a few 7-5 or 8-4 seasons, they’ll shitcan him and do this all over again. Just to keep one recruiting class in place.

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3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

OU doesn’t do stuff like this. 

100% this.

As much as I hate OU, Castiglione is one of the best in the business.  He knows where his bread is buttered, and he doesn't run the OU athletic department like amateur hour.  He is probably THE reason OU is a perennial powerhouse, and he knows better than to do dumb shit to fuck it all up.

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The best part starts about 29:30 in where he starts ranting about the fans who taunt him.

props for watching 29:30 of that claptrap

12 minutes ago, Constant said:

I want Texas to fail miserably in all things. 

I’m aware. And we have hamstrung ourselves plenty of times. But hiring a Stoops would have created far more ill will than any potential upside could have offset. It wasn’t worth it. 

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP 

 

Knowing aggy, they'll probably photoshop him fucking a sheep and then fire him for cause, so he can't even draw unemployment.  

Anyone know if Canada has WiFi yet? Asking for bizzle.

1 hour ago, salonghorn said:

Why aren't they going after Matt Campbell?

How will his three star culture mind games work at aggy?

28 minutes ago, Constant said:

Mike Stoops. Sorta similar situations, but I don’t know about any plane boardings. His name was floated and shamed from what I remember. 
 

Sark really should have trusted his gut there. Would have been an excellent hire. 

says OU fan who wants to subvert Texas from within..

3 hours ago, PTINS said:

"Did we to get a new Aggy Head Coach?

Som Tee Wong.

"Did we put up enough money to get a new Aggy Head Coach?"

We Too Loo.

"Every coach we want to hire is now shunning us after the Stoops debacle."

Ho Lee Fuk.

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Tarp (the reasonable aggie) is saying Elko with Robinson on staff

This was the obvious answer all along.  I hope his price got 25% higher after last night.

2 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

It is flight aware season. Someone do some research

They may hire from within, so also check Uber. 

3 hours ago, Laga4 said:

Someone on this thread made the case for Taylor to Cougar High that made sense.

He could clean up on the 2nd tier recruits and maybe snag a few top tier guys in the Houston and East Texas area and put together a pretty good team without having to worry about the Bull Shit at A&M.  He could pad his resume and his choices would be a lot better than they are now.  

Baylor,  no.

Plus, he doesn't have to live in Collie Station.  Automatic win.

Somebody page Urban Meyer at the local brunch hot spot in CS.

 

38 minutes ago, miguelito said:

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To be fair, that's about as long as anyone in there right mind would want to be in collie station 

Have a feeling that gomer has gone into his barn for a timeout, probably won't hear much about anything for a while. Massive fuck up, thank you for the last 12 hours.

 

 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Somebody page Urban Meyer at the local brunch hot spot in CS.

 

IHOP?

Just now, DixonHur said:

To be fair, that's about as long as anyone in there right mind would want to be in collie station 

"Abort landing!!!"

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100% this.
As much as I hate OU, Castiglione is one of the best in the business.  He knows where his bread is buttered, and he doesn't run the OU athletic department like amateur hour.  He is probably THE reason OU is a perennial powerhouse, and he knows better than to do dumb shit to fuck it all up.

Was talking about this with buddies after we’d attended the KSU game. We may hate OU…but we all genuinely like and respect Castiglione. Why? Because he’s smart and strategic. And he knows that an OU with no rival, or a pathetic rival, is not nearly as marketable and lucrative as an OU WITH a solid rival. The Texas-OU rivalry makes both programs better, especially financially.
FANS may hate opposing teams, but business owners (think NFL owners, college ADs, etc) know that opposing teams are literally the thing that keeps them in business. The owners of the Eagles and Giants LOVE having the Cowboys to “hate,” because that rivalry sells tickets, beer, jerseys, etc.
Castiglione gets that. Del Conte gets it. Aggy….does not. Not even a little bit. In a sane world, aggy knows that things are better WITH Texas as an actual rival…but they bolted conferences just to get away from us, THEN bitched because we wouldn’t schedule games with them on their terms and to their benefit.
Aggy is stupid, and their stupidity hurts themselves and everything they touch.
OU sucks…but Castiglione is smart, and the Texas-OU rivalry benefits both programs.
Fucking aggy, man.
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IHOP?

Well, they don't have a Waffle House.

5 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

This thread is moving faster than I can read...

You can probably skim over at least half of the shit posted. 

The thing that is truly baffling to me is that they are tying themselves to a recruiting class that has delivered a 12-12 record since being on campus. The roster is full of holes, has no depth, is undisciplined, and entitled. Yet, they want to keep this roster in place so badly that they are going to literally mortgage the next 3 years of their program to keep them in place, INCLUDING forcing a hire upon a coach and/or hiring from within from a .500 staff. Just wow.

Yeah, you'd think they'd welcome getting some of those guys of their payroll right now..

12 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Liucci is now saying it will be either Elko or Robinson.

It’s gonna be Robinson.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Photoshop

There's no fill-in-the blank Natty date on this plaque

Yes needs the minutes and seconds added to each date

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

The thing that is truly baffling to me is that they are tying themselves to a recruiting class that has delivered a 12-12 record since being on campus. The roster is full of holes, has no depth, is undisciplined, and entitled. Yet, they want to keep this roster in place so badly that they are going to literally mortgage the next 3 years of their program to keep them in place, INCLUDING forcing a hire upon a coach and/or hiring from within from a .500 staff. Just wow.

And I assume not all of that recruiting class is still even on campus.  Does anyone know how many they have left?

What's sad about all this is that we'll never know how much money they were going to pay Stoops. He was already making $9mm at UK..

1 hour ago, Treefidy said:

without the spotlight in their face

they only care about the spotlight being on them. 

Allegedly the Stoops offer was 7 years at 10M per.  Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker aggy if that is true.  70M more in the tank.  I get with what Stoops already makes per year the 10M was probably needed but I dunno, maybe make it a 4 year deal and quit pissing away even MORE money.  

Also think I have seen it alluded to but they pissed Sexton off something fierce.

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

What's sad about all this is that we'll never know how much money they were going to pay Stoops. He was already making $9mm at UK..

word is he already signed with A&M and they had to pay him his buyout to get out of it.

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Somebody page Urban Meyer at the local brunch hot spot in CS.

 

Legit surprised they haven’t hired him or art briles by now. 

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Was talking about this with buddies after we’d attended the KSU game. We may hate OU…but we all genuinely like and respect Castiglione. Why? Because he’s smart and strategic. And he knows that an OU with no rival, or a pathetic rival, is not nearly as marketable and lucrative as an OU WITH a solid rival. The Texas-OU rivalry makes both programs better, especially financially.
FANS may hate opposing teams, but business owners (think NFL owners, college ADs, etc) know that opposing teams are literally the thing that keeps them in business. The owners of the Eagles and Giants LOVE having the Cowboys to “hate,” because that rivalry sells tickets, beer, jerseys, etc.
Castiglione gets that. Del Conte gets it. Aggy….does not. Not even a little bit. In a sane world, aggy knows that things are better WITH Texas as an actual rival…but they bolted conferences just to get away from us, THEN bitched because we wouldn’t schedule games with them on their terms and to their benefit.
Aggy is stupid, and their stupidity hurts themselves and everything they touch.
OU sucks…but Castiglione is smart, and the Texas-OU rivalry benefits both programs.
Fucking aggy, man.

Does anyone remember the blog (I think it was a K State fan) from the early realignment rumor days where it was the board room meeting of all the teams and aggy kept referring to the SEC as the sex conference and eating the microphone?  I can't find it anymore and that was always the best representation of them, imo.

This is one of the most aggy things ever.  The entire Jimbo Fischer era has been amazing.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why don’t they hire Patterson ?

Actually have seen rumors that Patterson might be headed to Albuquerque to take the New Mexico job.

Oof...when you get spurned because New Mexico is a better job...that's just big oof.

and people didn't think aggy would let Manziel run  the coaching search.

Billy confirms that regents scuttled the coaching hire because of the TexAgs reaction.

Everyone make sure to have a troll account registered so we can be sure to build a fake grassroots constituency for a shit hire next time.

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10 minutes ago, tx ind said:

If the Texans weren’t about to start I’d settle into this

 

 

• Moral victory talk about almost beating LSU

• He knew what the Stoops reaction would be. Wonders if Whittingham would have been received better. 

•Stoops was gonna take less money to be there. (LOL)

•References Bama needing a starting WR and they'll double what he's getting here. (Stewart?)

•Elko and Fisch not out of. Mentions they like Sumerall but won't be him. 

• The board was leaning to saying yes to a Stoops hire until they floated the name. 

•Tries to justify the hire and how it would have been a top 5 hire they could have made. 

• The parameters of the search don't include a high salaried coach unless it's a top name.

•Mentions Day never had any interest at all despite the media talk. 

•They got stiff armed by DeBoer 

•Still won't go after Lane and mentions how much of a circus he is. 

•If he was a betting man it'd be Elko or Robinson. 

•says he's waiting for a trash talker from twitter to show up. 

•Says Texas and the aggies hire from the same waters. 

•the hire will happen in a day to 48 hours

•Reminiscing about how amazing the Bama win was with no real connection to the search. This lasted for 10 minutes. 

 

9 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

What's sad about all this is that we'll never know how much money they were going to pay Stoops. He was already making $9mm at UK..

Liucci claimed Mark Stoops was headed to aggy for less money... 😂😂😂😂

 

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