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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

He's a hell of a coach.  He's also 6 years older than me, and I just retired.

I would hate for them to pivot to Fritz.  And he would be great there.   Plus he would pad his finances for a few years then retire.  

So how much of a bump did elko get over what they were offering him last week?

Tarp (the reasonable aggie) is saying Elko with Robinson on staff
And Looch will say it was Elko all along and all the other noise was agents getting raises for their clients. Book it
1 minute ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, Pancho said:
Tarp (the reasonable aggie) is saying Elko with Robinson on staff

And Looch will say it was Elko all along and all the other noise was agents getting raises for their clients. Book it

Looch actually said on his podcast Stoops was real but a TexAgs revolt shut it down at the last minute, which is actually much more embarrassing for aggy.

Looks like aggy mouthpiece confirms...

 

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12 minutes ago, TOR said:

Also on-air talent at KPRC in Houston.  

Former.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Looks like aggy mouthpiece confirms...

 

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Looch actually said on his podcast Stoops was real but a TexAgs revolt shut it down at the last minute, which is actually much more embarrassing for aggy.
So aggy always gets number one, who was it...Stoops or Elko?
Just now, Pimphand said:

 

I always make my best decisions on Saturday night at 2am after getting canceled by a TexAgs mob.

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Elko feels like ... an upgrade?

It is. But at what cost, I wonder.

Edit: 16-9 record as a head coach at Duke. No other head coaching experience.

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So 7-5 Stoops wasn't good enough, but a guy who also went 7-5, but in an easier conference, is the right guy?

 

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Deep State Activation Alert: Initiate psyop module Fisher2, codeword "Elkhunter"

 

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12 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said:

looks like it’s elko

So instead of getting the coach who just beat Louisville, they get the coach whose team lost to Louisville 23-0.

Elko feels like ... an upgrade?

Which makes one ask….why would he agree to go to aggy?
Seriously, if you are a coach on the rise, why go to aggy, where coaching careers go to die? Yeah, yeah, money. And I guess if he got some sort of insane deal like 7 yrs at $10 million guaranteed, I get it. But other jobs will open up this season and next….and most of them are better than aggy.

I hope they had to offer him 25% more and 1 more year guaranteed than they would have if they just would have hired him yesterday like literally everyone predicted. Can't wait to see what they are having to pay a completely unproven head coach.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

why would he agree to go to aggy?

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Which makes one ask….why would he agree to go to aggy?
Seriously, if you are a coach on the rise, why go to aggy, where coaching careers go to die? Yeah, yeah, money. And I guess if he got some sort of insane deal like 7 yrs at $10 million guaranteed, I get it. But other jobs will open up this season and next….and most of them are better than aggy.

He knows hes not gonna do better than 7-5 next year at Duke, so gettin while the gettin is good

Now we just need Robinson to take a HC job somewhere else...

Fairly sure Elko is going to clean house a bit

 

3 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

Deep State Activation Alert: Initiate psyop module Fisher2, codeword "Elkhunter"

 

By gawd that's John Chavis' music!

So 7-5 Stoops wasn't good enough, but a guy who also went 7-5, but in an easier conference, is the right guy?
 
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Stoops had SEC players you dumb sip

If I’m being honest with myself, Elko is the best possible outcome for aggy after last night’s fiasco. Good on them for figuring it out. 
 

on the bright side, aggy was becoming dangerously close to being self aware. This should reset their delusion. Don’t get me wrong, all aggy tears are delicious. But the ones lacking self awareness are the most delish. 

I wonder which will make me laugh harder. The contract they had to offer to get him to come or the excuses out of gomerville to justify that contract. 

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1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Now we just need Robinson to take a HC job somewhere else...

Fairly sure Elko is going to clean house a bit

 

Nah, I bet he is DC or Co DC

The funniest thing to me is that I figured Elko would probably be their guy all along. They could have just worked out the terms and hired him without a lot of drama. But no, they had to fuck this up in the most spectacular way possible. They have probably screwed themselves out of being able to hire anyone else worth a damn on favorable terms for at least the next 10 years.

Never change, aggy.

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Now we just need Robinson to take a HC job somewhere else...

Fairly sure Elko is going to clean house a bit

 

Santucci coming back??. Yesssssss

Lol fucking clowns. Only A&M can have this spectacular of an implosion

In 2 years Elko is 16-9 overall...but he "gets a&m" and that's more important to Aggys. 

I love it

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Yeah this is the only real reporter saying anything that actually happened and it doesn’t sound like this is a done deal by any means. 

Everything has to be trial ballooned past TexAgs first.

Fired Jimbo because his offense sucked. 

Hire a defensive coach from the Jimbo coaching tree. 

Realize you made a mistake.

Hire a different defense coach from the Jimbo coaching tree.

Profit?

He's great at defense, but he's also great at offense.  Lol never change, Liucci

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Put a puckered anus in that chin and we have BoB.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah this is the only real reporter saying anything that actually happened and it doesn’t sound like this is a done deal by any means. 

Elko told him to say that so it looks like he told his team first.

If it happens, hiring Elko is the probably the best case scenario for aggy after this shitshow coaching search.  At least Elko already knows how to speak "aggy"  😋

11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Yeah, but how do we know that Bjork's not going to go rogue again?   

   -- texags

4 minutes ago, Horn117 said:

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Hey everybody.......shoenice here

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