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Texas about to play in the CCG and still has a chance to slide into the playoffs, yet aggy thread is more popular than the Big12 championship thread.

aggy victorious yet again.

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6 minutes ago, Ashylarry said:

Lol fucking clowns. Only A&M can have this spectacular of an implosion

In 2 years Elko is 16-9 overall...but he "gets a&m" and that's more important to Aggys. 

I love it

He "gets a&m" is cultspeak for "he's already done time here so he's not going to freak out when he sees how fucking weird we are."

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Texas about to play in the CCG and still has a chance to slide into the playoffs, yet aggy thread is more popular than the Big12 championship thread.

aggy victorious yet again.

Everyone loves to watch a shit show. 

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2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Texas about to play in the CCG and still has a chance to slide into the playoffs, yet aggy thread is more popular than the Big12 championship thread.

aggy victorious yet again.

When you get a chance to watch a train wreck live and in slow motion, you watch and enjoy the show. 

8 minutes ago, Keef said:

He's great at defense, but he's also great at offense.  Lol never change, Liucci

And if you join Texags Insider for $9.95/month, you'll get Billy's thoughts on Elko's special teams philosophy.

So a team that went 0-4 on the road this season is hiring a coach that went 1-4 on the road. I guess that's progress.

When you get a chance to watch a train wreck live and in slow motion, you watch and enjoy the show. 

For real. It’s like driving by an overturned manure truck on I-45 without all the inconvenience.
5 hours ago, C-Man said:

I’m sure this has been covered but things moving fast as I’m at DFW to get my son on plane back to school. But a buddy said he heard Stoops went so far as to fly to aggyville but was told when he landed the job wasn’t his?!?! Please tell me this is true.

I think that’s what happened on our Stoops hire. 

12 minutes ago, Keef said:

He's great at defense, but he's also great at offense.  Lol never change, Liucci

The spin master of the universe! 

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5 hours ago, Horn80 said:

When I saw him swing the sledgehammer in the Texas locker room, I knew we were fucked.

This^^^, embarrassing as hell.

24 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

I feel like that tweet was directed at us.

I hope they're not being too hasty with this decision.  

The Patriots just lost to the Giants, so Belichick might be available soon.

Everyone loves to watch a shit show. 
Guilty as charged
43 minutes ago, orangebird said:


Funny thing is, Stoops was probably about as good of a hire as they were going to realistically get at this point in time. The fact that they lack sufficient self-awareness to see that makes this debacle all the more entertaining. They still think Saban is just going to kill himself if he doesn’t get a contract offer from them, and it’s pretty damn hilarious to watch as it unfolds.


Their lack of self awareness dooms them to constantly do the wrong thing for the wrong reason.

Too delicious.

13 minutes ago, ousux said:

Texas about to play in the CCG and still has a chance to slide into the playoffs, yet aggy thread is more popular than the Big12 championship thread.

aggy victorious yet again.

obsession noted

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

In 2 years Elko is 16-9 overall

So that's an average of 8-4(&half).

Looks like Texas 8&4 finally found there man!

12 minutes ago, orangebird said:


For real. It’s like driving by an overturned manure truck on I-45 without all the inconvenience.

Think you meant Highway 6, teasip.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Home? Is Mike Elko from College Station?

He's from Jersey.

Home? Is Mike Elko from College Station?
South Brunswick NJ. Closer than North Brunswick I guess.
1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's from Jersey.

Elko's cow tipping skills translate very well in College Station. 

 

After everything that has transpired in the past 24 hours, how little self respect must one have to work for these clowns?

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

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1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 


Another reversal would be fucking awesome.

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

After everything that has transpired in the past 24 hours, how little self respect must one have to work for these clowns?

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 

But it would just be so great for the rest of us

Elko started off well at Duke. But many coaches have first or second year success, before teams have film on them. It’s late year two and years three+ where you really figure out whether your coach is good. 

43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Which makes one ask….why would he agree to go to aggy?
Seriously, if you are a coach on the rise, why go to aggy, where coaching careers go to die? Yeah, yeah, money. And I guess if he got some sort of insane deal like 7 yrs at $10 million guaranteed, I get it. But other jobs will open up this season and next….and most of them are better than aggy.

Who exactly is beating down Elko's door at this point other than aggy? You can bet he's also fleeced them on the contract after the last 48 hours.

 

35 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah this is the only real reporter saying anything that actually happened and it doesn’t sound like this is a done deal by any means. 

Looch posting what he did cinches it for me. Elko will be the next aggy corch.

9 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

His wife must have learned about it. Gonna take a little time to “bring her around”.

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2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

His wife must have learned about it. Gonna take a little time to “bring her around”.

"You WANT to go back there? Are you fucking kidding me?"

I think it was a good hire for them. One they could have made yesterday with ease. He “gets” them. He was doing well at Duke. Riley Leonard got injured. You do what you can at a place like that (BB school) without a lot of depth. He built something quick and yes a bigger size sample would be nice but aggy fell off a cliff after he left. He seems like he’d have felt out of place at Duke. He’s a big boy. I’m sure he got a little extra for the side shitshow but hey, it’s them. They could fuck up a ham sandwich. He’ll still eat the sandwich. 

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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Cantaloupe?  Lettuce marry.

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Elko started off well at Duke. But many coaches have first or second year success, before teams have film on them. It’s late year two and years three+ where you really figure out whether your coach is good. 

Or the have previous HC players.  Looking at you Sonny Dykes and Dave Aranda.

11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 

Would love to know how much they approved for/offered Dabo.

Has to be through-the-roof nonsensical.

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