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57 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

My first choice would have been Lance Liepold.  That guy worked miracles at KU.

Damn right. They went looking at the wrong basketball schools (Kentucky and Duke).

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

"You WANT to go back there? Are you fucking kidding me?"

"It's okay, sugarplum.  They'll fire me in about five years, and we'll have one hell of a golden parachute.  And we won't have to live in that shithole ever again."

50 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Lot more people from Jersey at Duke than aggy.

Can confirm, there are a shit ton of transplants from NY, NJ, PA, MA, and other states up that way here in RTP.

I think the only people from Jersey in Collie Station are the ones who took a wrong turn when they exited the rental car lot at Intercontinental Airport.

44 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Nah, Elko would be an idiot to turn down aggy.  He'll easily double his salary, plus no state income tax, plus football will never be the number one sport at Duke.

Listen, I get it, Durham is a much, much better place to live, but it's a dead end coaching job.  There's just not much upside to staying.

This was in response to @jimmyjazz

There's a certain type of personality who would be happy making X millions at Duke rather than 3X millions at aggy if only because of the lack of pressure. You can win 7 games per season at a place like Duke, and they will love you for it. (See also: Sonny Lubick.)

Of course, if you can swindle Aggy out of a $100M buyout, you head to B/CS, live cheap for a while, take it easy, and invest that shit. Cash out when they can you and retire at age 50 in style.

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48 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes a truth. Liucci said DeBoer gave them the “stiff arm.” He was likely their first approach/target. Wonder what that call went like?

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44 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There is no way they’re going to pay him 12-15 million 

They will if he earns that $10M bonus for beating the tsips next season!

35 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

I started having PTSD flashbacks to 2014:

Almost every coach in the country got a raise off us that year, we went from "we're getting Saban!" to Jim Mora Jr. publicly turning us down (real offer or not) to settling for our "totally first choice the entire time, we swear" Charlie Strong. 

I'm gonna puke just thinking about that debacle.

You know why it's funny now? Because it's happening to aggy, not us. :)

37 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

I started having PTSD flashbacks to 2014:

Almost every coach in the country got a raise off us that year, we went from "we're getting Saban!" to Jim Mora Jr. publicly turning us down (real offer or not) to settling for our "totally first choice the entire time, we swear" Charlie Strong. 

I'm gonna puke just thinking about that debacle.

2010s era Texas football reminds me of some of the family conversations I've sat through at Thanksgiving:

"We shouldn't really talk about that right now..."

Just a reminder:  we are currently paying Sark $5.6M.

28 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said:

Because he has the same agent as stoops and he has leverage.  I’m sure Duke is countering

CORRECTION: Elko has told the players at Duke and his assistant coaches that he has been offered the job at Texas A&M but has indicated that he has yet to make a decision.

UPDATE: 4:53PM EST -- Mike Elko has not told the Duke administration that he is leaving at this time.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

CORRECTION: Elko has told the players at Duke and his assistant coaches that he has been offered the job at Texas A&M but has indicated that he has yet to make a decision.

UPDATE: 4:53PM EST -- Mike Elko has not told the Duke administration that he is leaving at this time.

He has Bjork bent over a barrel. Bjork can't be publicly humiliated by a 7-5 coach twice so Elko can extract a king's ransom.

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Best football gif ever!

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Just a reminder:  we are currently paying Sark $5.6M.

Likely to significantly change in the very near future….

32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I literally referenced that quote.  It's where I saw it.

I know, I saw that as I was hitting submit, but I'm also working today so didn't feel like dealing with it.

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

CORRECTION: Elko has told the players at Duke and his assistant coaches that he has been offered the job at Texas A&M but has indicated that he has yet to make a decision.

UPDATE: 4:53PM EST -- Mike Elko has not told the Duke administration that he is leaving at this time.

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8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

You can win 7 games per season at a place like Duke, and they will ignore you completely in favor of basketball for it. (See also: Sonny Lubick.)

 

Fify (but yeah, correct). I haven’t been to a game since we moved out here but it sounds like Duke is an atmosphere where kids wander in and out, they try to make the food an attraction, etc. There’s been some excitement this year but it is just not a football school even a little bit. 

As much as it would be hilarious to see Elko stiff them after Aggie pre-announced thru TexAgs, I don’t want them to fall ass backwards into a better hire like Campbell. Let’s wrap up this hiring stat, so Elko can start stacking 8-4 seasons.  

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I've always loved that GIF of Clint Trickett basically saying "yeah right, you're a fucking idoit"  BTW he just got fired from Marshall today as their QB coach and OC.

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14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

There's a certain type of personality who would be happy making X millions at Duke rather than 3X millions at aggy if only because of the lack of pressure.

And that's not gonna be the ratio, assuming A&M doesn't completely tool this up, which they probably will.  If $3.5M is the current number, Duke will go $4.5M or so, and A&M will do what, $6M?  I wouldn't make that move.  

Of course, A&M will tool this up.

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

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Who is the HC at College Station High or A&M Consolidated?   He might get the offer before this is over 

Duke would have been the perfect school for Coach Taylor to park his career while Tami took her turn at the end of Friday Night Lights .

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

As much as it would be hilarious to see Elko stiff them after Aggie pre-announced thru TexAgs, I don’t want them to fall ass backwards into a better hire like Campbell. Let’s wrap up this hiring stat, so Elko can start stacking 8-4 seasons.  

I'm willing to risk it to see another 3 or 4 HC hiring proclamations by the looch. Everybody worth a shit in college has already told them no. Urban is the only guy that would worry me at this point, and they would probably have to change the name of the school to Texas U&M to get it done. 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

And that's not gonna be the ratio, assuming A&M doesn't completely tool this up, which they probably will.  If $3.5M is the current number, Duke will go $4.5M or so, and A&M will do what, $6M?  I wouldn't make that move.  

Of course, A&M will tool this up.

They are destined to get this wrapped up in the axle.  Book it!

4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Duke would have been the perfect school for Coach Taylor to park his career while Tami took her turn at the end of Friday Night Lights .

 

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13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

He has Bjork bent over a barrel. Bjork can't be publicly humiliated by a 7-5 coach twice so Elko can extract a king's ransom.

I would fucking loooooooooove to have Jimmy Sexton's job.

Is aggy going to give Elko a plaque stating "Mike Elko: ___ Choice for Head Coach"?

Elko would be a very good hire. If he’s waiting then there might be another job he wants. 

I don’t think some of y’all realize how difficult a job Duke is (for football). 

He and Steve Spurrier are the only coaches in the last 50 years to have a winning record there.

I really wish that Stoops hire had stuck.

 

Billy Liucci:

“And for those wondering, the decision to move on Elko was made late last night with AD and Board in agreement and lock-step. Press conference expected on Monday.”

yep….as soon as Stoops got his raise and turned aggy down.

13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

He has Bjork bent over a barrel. Bjork can't be publicly humiliated by a 7-5 coach twice so Elko can extract a king's ransom.

 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

And that's not gonna be the ratio, assuming A&M doesn't completely tool this up, which they probably will.  If $3.5M is the current number, Duke will go $4.5M or so, and A&M will do what, $6M?  I wouldn't make that move.  

Of course, A&M will tool this up.

Vermin has the right of it, though. The cost of the fuck-up yesterday for A&M means real dollars offered to Elko today, compounded by the idiocy of A&M yet again leaking the name before everything's settled. Elko's negotiating from a position of incredible strength right now, because A&M cannot at this point say, "Whoops! Fooled y'all again."

 

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

As much as it would be hilarious to see Elko stiff them after Aggie pre-announced thru TexAgs, I don’t want them to fall ass backwards into a better hire like Campbell. Let’s wrap up this hiring stat, so Elko can start stacking 8-4 seasons.  

Campbell rejected them. Bjork already got his hand slapped for contacting a coach’s agent without going through normal channels.  Stoops. This whole thing has been a shit show. Aggie jokes just write themselves. 

Oh please let Elko decline and take another job.  Oregon St. is calling!

Just now, TOR said:

Oh please let Elko decline and take another job.  Oregon St. is calling!

He's not leaving the ACC to a team that doesn't have a conference. 

Meanwhile, on Texags

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I want him to be demanding, disciplined and program oriented.

Cast out players who create divisiveness, are lazy and are prima Donna's. Reward players who move mountains for him, master his process and are unselfish to their teammates.

Have a coaching staff that is unified and that any one of them can implement game day management.

Those elements above will result in a national championship.

 

Brent Z acting like it's a done deal.

Let’s not forget Elko lost to the worst team in the ACC this year, and arguably the worst P5 team this year. 

6 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Bjork already got his hand slapped for contacting a coach’s agent without going through normal channels.

Wait, what?

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Is aggy going to give Elko a plaque stating "Mike Elko: ___ Choice for Head Coach"?

 

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8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Elko would be a very good hire. If he’s waiting then there might be another job he wants. 

I don’t think some of y’all realize how difficult a job Duke is (for football). 

He and Steve Spurrier are the only coaches in the last 50 years to have a winning record there.

I really wish that Stoops hire had stuck.

Its more that I dont really care who the fuck they hire, because nobody is overcoming the 8-4ness of Texas 8&4.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Its more that I dont really care who the fuck they hire, because nobody is overcoming the 8-4ness of Texas 8&4.

 

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8 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Brent Z acting like it's a done deal.

Obvious Elko told A&M he is coming. I think the reports of "haven't made a decision" are just stalling to let him tell his players in person.  Of course A&M reporters won't respect that because doing so would give Elko an out if he changed his mind.  

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If they do get Elko congratulations are in order.

It's pretty impressive to convince someone to come to collie station after having already lived there once.

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