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Elko was at aggy when they forfeited the bowl game. He knows what type of idiots he’s dealing with 
The type of money they're willing to burn makes dealing with any level of idiocy much easier. Think Jimbo has a care in the world right now? Other than hoping his $19 mil check coming in January doesn't bounce of course. If I were Jimbo I'd buy a top of the line 150" OLED TV and have it permanently displaying his bank balance...and then throw a watch party on the day his aggy payment is due.
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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When I see the Rocket Mortgage stuff, I think of their home tours channel and the hostess, whose name I’ve  never discovered. Thank you for reminding me.
 

 

 

1 hour ago, Daichee Bell said:

Why is Phyllis from the office in that picture?

Kevin will be soon too

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Looch mispelled goose step.

Lol, meanwhile Miss State just made a great hire IMO.

Jeff Lebby

Fucking aggy getting punked left and right

Anyone want to take guesses for Elko's staff or does he have to keep 100% of Cuckbo's staff?

Just now, DixonHur said:

Lol, meanwhile Miss State just made a great hire IMO.

Jeff Lebby

Fucking aggy getting punked left and right

Will the father in law get to take pictures on the sidelines in S'ville?

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1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Lol, meanwhile Miss State just made a great hire IMO.

Jeff Lebby

Fucking aggy getting punked left and right

Fuck Lebby that POS. I hope Texas puts 100 on those fucks for hiring his sorry ass. 

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Lol, meanwhile Miss State just made a great hire IMO.
Jeff Lebby
Fucking aggy getting punked left and right


Fuck that rape enabling piece of shit.
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Will the father in law get to take pictures on the sidelines in S'ville?

Yep...he's got a clean slate in Mississippi.

Elko's last win was against 3-9 Pitt, 30-19.  They were tied with 19 minutes left in the game.  That was the 2nd most points Pitt scored on the road this year.

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Wait, what?

Let’s just say that the benefactor of a school with a winning coach didn’t appreciate him going straight to an agent and engaged the political powers that be to provide the hand slap. 

Just now, CTC2 said:

Let’s just say that the benefactor of a school with a winning coach didn’t appreciate him going straight to an agent and engaged the political powers that be to provide the hand slap. 

If you aren't supposed to go to an agent, who are you supposed to go to?

4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Fuck Lebby that POS. I hope Texas puts 100 on those fucks for hiring his sorry ass. 

 

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Fuck that rape enabling piece of shit.

 

He might suck as a person, but I think he'll be a good head coach.  That's all that matters when making these decisions...especially in Mississippi.

Let's not forget Ole Miss wasted no time snapping up Beard

10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

It's pretty impressive to convince someone to come to collie station after having already lived there once.

You know who is always ready to answer the 12th man if that falls through, and he’s got a son who is in coaching as well

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I’m sure his son Shawn could be hired away from Arizona State

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And then there’s Jackie, who is still around

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3 minutes ago, Vermin said:

If you aren't supposed to go to an agent, who are you supposed to go to?

In the old days you would ask your counterpart at the school for permission to talk to the contracted party. 

11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Lol, meanwhile Miss State just made a great hire IMO.

Jeff Lebby

Fucking aggy getting punked left and right

I know some of the Sooner fans were pretty unhappy with his playcalling, though the Sooners have been better on offense this season as compared to last season.  Of course, they were terrible last season, so nowhere to go but up, really.

My guess is that the Land Thieves will promote ex-North Texas coach Seth Littrell to be their new OC.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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Well Clarice, Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?

I'm surprised the goobers didn't make a run at the autist douchebag at Missouri.  He seems to be the perfect fit for their weird asses.

You know who is always ready to answer the 12th man if that falls through, and he’s got a son who is in coaching as well
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I’m sure his son Shawn could be hired away from Arizona State
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And then there’s Jackie, who is still around
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Garbage humans
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Well Clarice, Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?

“No, but I hear the NCAA finally settled your lawsuit with them a few years back.”

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

So still no official confirmation?

This is the aggy coaching hire thread.  Official confirmations are meaningless.

39 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

If they do get Elko congratulations are in order.

It's pretty impressive to convince someone to come to collie station after having already lived there once.

So…he’d be returning to the scene of the crime?

11 minutes ago, Vermin said:

If you aren't supposed to go to an agent, who are you supposed to go to?

Normally the process is to let the school know before you do it. It’s kind of a gentleman’s agreement that’s pretty much followed by everyone. 

2 hours ago, ousux said:

This smells so much like our fuckup with hiring Tom Herman.

1.Up and coming coordinator (Herman was actually hotter and coached to national championship)

2. Familiar with aggy (Herman was a GA under Mack)

3. Two years head coach experience (once again, Herman a bit more success)

Should be fun to watch over the next few years lol

Don't forget the shitty OL, S&C shortcomings and cubes who never developed.

8 minutes ago, orangebird said:

I know some of the Sooner fans were pretty unhappy with his playcalling

I know some Longhorns who were pretty unhappy with Sarks play calling too, lol

Fans gonna fan

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1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Garbage humans

And just perfect for aggy, only now the money can be above the table and in plain sight.

4 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Normally the process is to let the school know before you do it. It’s kind of a gentleman’s agreement that’s pretty much followed by everyone. 

Seems like they have trouble with “gentlemen’s agreement’s”.

Edited by Wishbone

Whoa, game changer!  Terry Bowden is now available!

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I know some Longhorns who were pretty unhappy with Sarks play calling too, lol

Fans gonna fan

At TCU we were all pretty unhappy about play calling in the second half. Sark has shown to be a good to great program builder that needs to get better at game day management including his play calling at times. Everyone has areas for improvement including Sark. Don't be an aggy and get blindly onboard.

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

At TCU we were all pretty unhappy about play calling in the second half. Sark has shown to be a good to great program builder that needs to get better at game day management including his play calling at times. Everyone has areas for improvement including Sark. Don't be an aggy and get blindly onboard.

Agreed.  I'd like him to hire an "OC" to run his offense on gameday so he can focus on being the HC.

I thought it would be Traylor but maybe Traylor wouldn't agree to keeping Robinson.  or he's aware of how batshit crazy the place is.

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Top 5 corching job sips!

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38 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Will the father in law get to take pictures on the sidelines in S'ville?

I know you’re mostly joking but this incident was the impetus of Lebby leaving OU. He snuck Briles down on the field with OU licensed gear on and no one knew. And then when he got his hand slapped, he doubled down. It was a wedge driven straight between Venables and Lebby. 
 

I know OU is on the hook for hiring him in the first place, but imagine having that amount of gall. Bringing essentially the most hated man in football down on the field and making it look like it was sanctioned by the administration. What a fuckin’ idiot. They really should have just fired him after he threw his little fit, but I guess they chose golden parachute instead. 
 

Glad he’s gone. That was never going to be a championship offense. 

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27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You know who is always ready to answer the 12th man if that falls through, and he’s got a son who is in coaching as well

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I’m sure his son Shawn could be hired away from Arizona State

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And then there’s Jackie, who is still around

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Gross.

Edit: No homo.

Edited by TheRealRonWeaver?

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Top 5 corching job sips!

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Just now, TOR said:

Top 5 corching job sips!

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Poor aggy...literally no respect.

I'd compare them to Rodney Dangerfield but that's not fair to Rodney

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Just now, NoName said:

 

It is entirely possible they just got the two situations mixed up right?

I thought it would be Traylor but maybe Traylor wouldn't agree to keeping Robinson.  or he's aware of how batshit crazy the place is.

It is appropriate the coach they hired has a average record of 8-4

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