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#65551
7 hours ago, NoName said:

a handful:

  • 1914: 1 selector picked Texas (4 of 7 picked Army)
  • 1941: 2 selectors picked Texas (11 picked Minn)
  • 1968: 3 selectors picked Texas (14 of 18 picked Ohio State
  • 1977: 4 selectors picked Texas (17 of 22 picked ND)
  • 1981: 1 selector picked Texas (18 of 23 picked Clemson)

as a reminder for the ones A&M claim, they had 2 of 15 selectors pick them for 1919 (5 picked Harvard, 5 picked Illinois), 1927 1 of 12 selectors picked them (5 picked Illinois, 3 picked Georgia), 1939 14 of 18 picked Texas A&M (3 selectors picked Cornell) so in reality only one of those is anywhere close to legitimate - 1939

My algorithm prefers Cornell, sir.

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#65554
On 11/27/2023 at 9:43 PM, orangebird said:

Have you seen their schedule next year?  Softer than baby shit.  Texas Tech could probably go 10-2 with that schedule.

They have a joke of a schedule every year, and still the next year's schedule is always easier.

#65559
8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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1.  The current roster might go 11-1 in NCAA Division II.

2.  The current roster ain't staying the same next year...Johnson is already out the door, I expect others will follow.

 

#65562
36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Man, I may completely lose it if ER goes to Syracuse and a bunch of dudes portal to follow him.

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Flipping to Auburn no less.

#65564
59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Man, I may completely lose it if ER goes to Syracuse and a bunch of dudes portal to follow him.

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#65568

 

"I’ve already talked to Mike Elko more times than I ever talked to Jimbo Fisher and it’s been a week."In a week, new Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko has mended bridges and rebuilt relationships between A&M and #txhsfb coaches:https://t.co/2XlG0G19bl

 

 

#65571
22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

"I’ve already talked to Mike Elko more times than I ever talked to Jimbo Fisher and it’s been a week."In a week, new Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko has mended bridges and rebuilt relationships between A&M and #txhsfb coaches:https://t.co/2XlG0G19bl

 

 

What the fuck is this shit??! An undershirt beneath his pullover? Jimbo would be spinning in his size 7 loafers if he could see this. 

#65573

Some people paid 10k, 6k and 4K for tables at the event Johnny didn’t show up to I just saw on the news….  It’s for charity but still, damn.  Idiot.  

#65574

Hey aggy, what’s it like to have never seen your team win the football National Championship during your lifetime?  I’m working on improving my empathy, but in this case I can’t relate.

#65575
19 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Some people paid 10k, 6k and 4K for tables at the event Johnny didn’t show up to I just saw on the news….  It’s for charity but still, damn.  Idiot.  

Anyone who spends that kind of money to see Johnny 8-ball deserves the disappointment 

#65577
6 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

the aTm logo with the state of Texas outline is laughably insecure

They are giving non-Texans the vibe that Texas is down for ass-to-mouth

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#65579
Just now, Pancho said:

Apparently, Elko and the aggy admin are trying to make Robinson the  “highest paid non-coordinator in college football” in an effort to entice him to stay. 

 

 

 

 

 

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#65580
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Apparently, Elko and the aggy admin are trying to make Robinson the  “highest paid non-coordinator in college football” in an effort to entice him to stay. 

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#65581

It is very funny to me watching all these rednecks go on about the moves “E-Rob” should make to advance his career. Everyone knows Aggies are primarily interested in the career development and advancement of African Americans.

#65582
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Apparently, Elko and the aggy admin are trying to make Robinson the  “highest paid non-coordinator in college football” in an effort to entice him to stay. 

 

 

 

 

 

Seems like a good way to piss off the ACTUAL coordinator.

#65583
1 hour ago, PNWhornsfan said:

With his terrible playcalling against Washington, what are the odds that Aggy just money whipped Will Stein?

 

 

They disqualified him once they heard he was a former sip coach.

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#65586

So they are trying to over pay a Dline coach to stay that can recruit 5 stars but not develop them?   How many Dlineman has this guy actually gotten drafted and I think that Dline got what one sack vs ACU?

#65587
12 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

So they are trying to over pay a Dline coach to stay that can recruit 5 stars but not develop them?   How many Dlineman has this guy actually gotten drafted and I think that Dline got what one sack vs ACU?

Development is for pussies. Real mean hang recruiting national championships on the mantle.

#65588
7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

"I’ve already talked to Mike Elko more times than I ever talked to Jimbo Fisher and it’s been a week."In a week, new Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko has mended bridges and rebuilt relationships between A&M and #txhsfb coaches:https://t.co/2XlG0G19bl

 

 

The never ending fragility of the Texas HS Football Coaching community on display yet again. 
Just a bunch of whiny bitch asses. 

#65590
The never ending fragility of the Texas HS Football Coaching community on display yet again. 
Just a bunch of whiny bitch asses. 

Are these two in couples therapy? Do they share a Facebook page now? NTTIATWWT
#65591
12 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

"I’ve already talked to Mike Elko more times than I ever talked to Jimbo Fisher and it’s been a week."In a week, new Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko has mended bridges and rebuilt relationships between A&M and #txhsfb coaches:https://t.co/2XlG0G19bl

 

 

College Station High's coach, this dipshit literally mugs for the local news' sideline camera during games, never seen anything like it.

#65592
9 hours ago, TOR said:

Seems like a good way to piss off the ACTUAL coordinator.

This got me thinking. Are they going to pay Santucci 2mil to sit in the booth for Elko?

#65594

"I’ve already talked to Mike Elko more times than I ever talked to Jimbo Fisher and it’s been a week."
PLEASE DO NOT DECOMMIT

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#65595
12 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

"I’ve already talked to Mike Elko more times than I ever talked to Jimbo Fisher and it’s been a week."In a week, new Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko has mended bridges and rebuilt relationships between A&M and #txhsfb coaches:https://t.co/2XlG0G19bl

 

 

Looks like he should have spent less time talking to Mike Elko and more time getting his team ready for Smithson Valley yesterday.

#65596
39 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

College Station High's coach, this dipshit literally mugs for the local news' sideline camera during games, never seen anything like it.

Wow. He seems difficult to win over for the HC of a gigantic diploma mill in the same town. 

#65597
35 minutes ago, Ryno said:

This got me thinking. Are they going to pay Santucci 2mil to sit in the booth for Elko?

You clearly don't understand aggy math.  That $2 mil they're paying Santucci can also be netted against the $7 mil being paid to Jimbo.  In fact, altogether they may actually be netting $$$ by firing him.  The more corches they pay not to do anything, the more money they save!  stupid sips

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#65599

I won't pollute the game thread with this, but the mental gymnastics they're going through explaining Texas kicking ass are hilarious. 

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Artorias said:
This game shows how weak the B12 schedule is and why the sips resume is a joke.

Agreed. No way they could beat the likes of Alabama
 

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