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#67302
1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is this real? Citation, please.

Perry is a shithead, so it doesn't shock me.

i'll have to look

the best capture of the timeline in real time is probably on a scat-porn infected site somwhere out there on the intertrons

i even called the 10 tanker corporate office to confirm the flightaware information that ship 912 was sitting in northern california - it was under contract to california at the time - but the washington red tape to get it to texas had already been taken care of when the fire was less than 24 hours old per the person i spoke with - but it sat on the ground for another 24 hours before flying to bergstrom - to sit for another 24 hours so perry could get back from dc for the presser

again - it took 72 hours for ship 912 to make ONE run and that was the full extent of it's texas deployment

#67303

At what point does Aggy just hire Joe Gillespie as its DC and spin it to their inbred gomers as hiring a Power 5 coordinator with College Football Playoff experience at a bargain price because he only wanted to coach for them?

#67305
11 hours ago, PTINS said:

 

More than a few, ~ a hand full,

#6    Enai White    DL    6'-5"    240    SO    Philadelphia, PA
#7    Tyreek Chappell    DB    5'-11"    185    JR    Philadelphia, PA
#8    Tony Grimes    DB    6'-0"    190    SR    Virginia Beach, VA
#9    Jahdae Walker    WR    6'-4"    210    JR    Cleveland, OH
#10    Fadil Diggs    DL    6'-5"    260    JR    East Camden, NJ
#26    David Bailey    RB    6'-0"    235    SR    Ridgely, MD
#28    Josh DeBerry    DB    6'-1"    180    SR    Grosse Pointe Park, MI
#34    Isaiah Raikes    DL    6'-2"    320    JR    Woodbury, NJ
#39    Sam Salz    RB    5'-6"    155    JR    Philadelphia, PA
#52    Naquill Betrand    OL    6'-6"    340    FR    Philadelphia, PA
#59    Ty Banco    OL    6'-1"    295    FR    Washington, PA
#70    Derek Ferraro    OL    6'-6"    320    SR    Purchase, NY
#71    Chase Bisontis    OL    6'-6"    320    FR    Ramsey, NJ
 

Dang! What is ol' army doing with so many damn Yankees on the roster?

That's bad bull

#67308
2 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


Life would be so much easier for those simpletons if they’d just drop the fantastical daydreaming and live in reality.

Completely agree with Ron here.

#67309
4 hours ago, n64ra said:

I grabbed the latest The Daily Texan while on campus since it is a Sugar Bowl edition. The editors interviewed other Big 12 and SEC schools about Texas making the CFP. Most said something like

  • Sucks for FSU
  • If Bama was in, Texas had to be in
  • Texas looks good

expect for aggy. Here's what The Battalion had to say:

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"The 4 best teams, not the 4 most deserving".

What in the contradictory fuck is that?

#67310
9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The Texas a&m Forest Service IS the state agency. They insisted on putting their name on it so they would get credit.

……or blame.

#67311
7 hours ago, kevwun said:

Emergency Mgmt in Texas is a cluster fuck in general.  It's a branch that needs to be pruned.

aggy is a “Look at Me” college…has to have the spotlight on them whenever they do something good or right…just has to get the credit.   When they fuck something up….and they will/do….it’s never their fault.  Same old small-dick, little-brother syndrome.

#67312

never go anywhere near the southeast end of the rebuilt tackle box

it is structurally unsound

in the lifetimes of many reading this, it will collapse with a death toll in the thousands

#67313
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy is a “Look at Me” college…has to have the spotlight on them whenever they do something good or right…just has to get the credit.   When they fuck something up….and they will/do….it’s never their fault.  Same old small-dick, little-brother syndrome.

Assholes even hid behind sovereign immunity after they killed those kids in the bonfire collapse. 

#67314
14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This is the kind of stuff aggie needs to focus on, instead of wasting 100’s of millions on football. stay in your lane aggie  …

Texas A&M bred a Christmas tree to grow across the state. Now, demand is soaring https://t.co/eZZpAP2ybe


 

I hope the fuck they aren't responsible for stacking the trees!

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#67316
Texas A&M athletics so far this year.Football: UnrankedVolleyball: UnrankedWomen's soccer: UnrankedMen's cross country: UnrankedWomen's cross country: UnrankedMen's basketball: UnrankedWomen's basketball: UnrankedRoss Bjork is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

#67317
4 hours ago, Burt said:

I hope the fuck they aren't responsible for stacking the trees!

Sheep will be jealous.

#67318
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:
Texas A&M athletics so far this year.Football: UnrankedVolleyball: UnrankedWomen's soccer: UnrankedMen's cross country: UnrankedWomen's cross country: UnrankedMen's basketball: UnrankedWomen's basketball: UnrankedRoss Bjork is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Sip conspiracy has kept Meat Judging, Equestrian, and Male Cheerleading out of the Director’s Cup standings.

Edited by Minute Bull
Typo

#67319
12 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


Life would be so much easier for those simpletons if they’d just drop the fantastical daydreaming and live in reality.

Can the transfer portal of life handle that many people at once?

#67320

Portal of Life is a good band name.  Provided you don't mind listening to a 2-hour set of annoying cheers with the lyrical prowess of Carrot Top, and half the band isn't actually playing their instrument.  

Edited by YGIFS

#67321
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
Texas A&M athletics so far this year.Football: UnrankedVolleyball: UnrankedWomen's soccer: UnrankedMen's cross country: UnrankedWomen's cross country: UnrankedMen's basketball: UnrankedWomen's basketball: UnrankedRoss Bjork is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Holy shit. That is genuinely embarrassing. Not having any of those programs ranked would get an AD tarred and feathered in Austin. 

Meanwhile for Texas: 

Football: CFP as #3 (football "Final Four")

Volleyball:  Final Four (#5 last regular season poll)

Women's soccer: Sweet 16 (#18 lost to #1)

Men's cross country: #6

Women's cross country: Unranked (WTF get it together)

Men's basketball: #19

Women's basketball: #5

#67322
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit. That is genuinely embarrassing. Not having any of those programs ranked would get an AD tarred and feathered in Austin. 

Meanwhile for Texas: 

Football: CFP as #3 (football "Final Four")

Volleyball:  Final Four (#5 last regular season poll)

Women's soccer: Sweet 16 (#18 lost to #1)

Men's cross country: #6

Women's cross country: Unranked (WTF get it together)

Men's basketball: #19

Women's basketball: #5

"Sips are only ranked in all those sports because of BOMC."

#67323
29 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit. That is genuinely embarrassing. Not having any of those programs ranked would get an AD tarred and feathered in Austin. 

Meanwhile for Texas: 

Football: CFP as #3 (football "Final Four")

Volleyball:  Final Four (#5 last regular season poll)

Women's soccer: Sweet 16 (#18 lost to #1)

Men's cross country: #6

Women's cross country: Unranked (WTF get it together)

Men's basketball: #19

Women's basketball: #5

Fire CDC!!!

#67327
12 minutes ago, bucknasty_82 said:

“The institution was made aware of this situation, and action was taken accordingly. We are unable to disclose the outcomes of student conduct cases in compliance with Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act regulations. Nevertheless, I can say that this matter was handled in accordance with the rules and policies of the university,” said Texas A&M Vice President Kevin McGinnis, who serves as the university’s chief Risk, Ethics, and Compliance Officer.

 

Translation corps turds will be corps turds and they said it was all good bull, so we let them go.

If they did that to my kid, there would be less corps members to carry on tradition. 

 

Edited by Crapinon

#67328
17 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Cecil Cherry, DeAndre McNeal, the "Florida 5", and Devonaire Clarington really got the fanbase's juices flowing.

I get what you are trying to say but shitting on the 2015 class is revisionist history here. it was fine and had some real players in it.

John Burt was the #138 composite player in the class, Clarington was #206, Davante Davis was #291, McNeal was #305 -- so not like those guys were huge reaches.

Chuck Strong's first real class also include Malik (#10 overall), Holton Hill, Anthony Wheeler, Chris Warren, Kris Boyd -- all of who were top 100 prospects. Patrick Vahe, DeShon Elliott, Charles O, PJ Locke, Breckyn Hager were all in that class. Connor Williams was in that class. Michael Dickinson was in that class.

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Season/2015-Football/Commits/?rankings=composite

#67331
2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit. That is genuinely embarrassing. Not having any of those programs ranked would get an AD tarred and feathered in Austin. 

Meanwhile for Texas: 

Football: CFP as #3 (football "Final Four")

Volleyball:  Final Four (#5 last regular season poll)

Women's soccer: Sweet 16 (#18 lost to #1)

Men's cross country: #6

Women's cross country: Unranked (WTF get it together)

Men's basketball: #19

Women's basketball: #5

Made me chuckle

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#67332
38 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

“The institution was made aware of this situation, and action was taken accordingly. We are unable to disclose the outcomes of student conduct cases in compliance with Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act regulations. Nevertheless, I can say that this matter was handled in accordance with the rules and policies of the university,” said Texas A&M Vice President Kevin McGinnis, who serves as the university’s chief Risk, Ethics, and Compliance Officer.

 

Translation corps turds will be corps turds and they said it was all good bull, so we let them go.

If they did that to my kid, there would be less corps members to carry on tradition. 

 

 

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#67333

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431155


Muy7:52aAG
How can paying someone to visit your school in any way be legal or somehow a part of NIL?
 

I dont know Muy7, how can the school buying the #1 ranked class of all time be a part of NIL?  You all seem to be good with that.  But when freshwater gives a kid $5000, THIS IS BLASPHEMY AND MUST BE INVESTIGATED!!!!!1!!

#67334
22 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This is the kind of stuff aggie needs to focus on, instead of wasting 100’s of millions on football. stay in your lane aggie  …

Texas A&M bred a Christmas tree to grow across the state. Now, demand is soaring https://t.co/eZZpAP2ybe


 

If these fuckers would figure out a way to eradicate fire ants, they would be celebrated forever. Fucking useless.

#67335
4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431155


Muy7:52aAG
How can paying someone to visit your school in any way be legal or somehow a part of NIL?
 

I dont know Muy7, how can the school buying the #1 ranked class of all time be a part of NIL?  You all seem to be good with that.  But when freshwater gives a kid $5000, THIS IS BLASPHEMY AND MUST BE INVESTIGATED!!!!!1!!

aggy has absolutely been paying players to visit them and NOT to visit other schools. It was part of the secret sauce behind their 2022 class. Those fucking rubes...

#67336
10 minutes ago, markstanco said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431155


Muy7:52aAG
How can paying someone to visit your school in any way be legal or somehow a part of NIL?
 

I dont know Muy7, how can the school buying the #1 ranked class of all time be a part of NIL?  You all seem to be good with that.  But when freshwater gives a kid $5000, THIS IS BLASPHEMY AND MUST BE INVESTIGATED!!!!!1!!

They give away cars to have recruits NOT visit their school.

#67337
10 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

never go anywhere near the southeast end of the rebuilt tackle box

it is structurally unsound

in the lifetimes of many reading this, it will collapse with a death toll in the thousands

I will never ever have to worry about this.  Ever.  And by ever I mean 

the sandlot GIF

#67338
1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Being in the Corps itself is a degrading and humiliating act though...

I have a hard time believing someone signed up for the Corps and didn't expect to be strung up like a pig and tenderized by a classmates cock and balls.

#67340

Driving back to San Antonio from the Big 12 CCG last weekend, stopped off at a service station on 35 to get some coffee and saw this on the shelf.  Feel free to speculate on why these items were next to each other.  I'm thinking so the bear could end his suffering.

 

 

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#67342
14 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I have a hard time believing someone signed up for the Corps and didn't expect to be strung up like a pig and tenderized by a classmates cock and balls.

Pretty sure that's in the brochure.

#67343
28 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I have a hard time believing someone signed up for the Corps and didn't expect to be strung up like a pig and tenderized by a classmates cock and balls.

I mean, did they not read the brochure?

Damnit...too late.

Edited by ABSR

#67344

The humpee did put on a condom, which I am sure is compliant with their updated code of clean conduct fun.   So where's the problem?

 

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#67347
4 hours ago, bucknasty_82 said:

 "...one of the defendants stripped naked, put on a condom, and then “began humping him” while his exposed genitals touched the plaintiff’s thigh and groin area."

 

ok, granted i've been married a few decades, it's been quite a while since i had to, uh, work with a condom...but don't you have to, like, be 'firm' in order to put one on? 🤔 i mean... the humper had a hard-on didn't he? 😐 

 

fucking weirdos.

#67348
2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

 "...one of the defendants stripped naked, put on a condom, and then “began humping him” while his exposed genitals touched the plaintiff’s thigh and groin area."

 

ok, granted i've been married a few decades, it's been quite a while since i had to, uh, work with a condom...but don't you have to, like, be 'firm' in order to put one on? 🤔 i mean... the humper had a hard-on didn't he? 😐 

 

fucking weirdos.

This is sounding more like a messy break-up than a 'hazing' incident. 

#67349
Is it just me or does The Elk look a little like Looch?

They both were born with Fetal Aggy Syndrome
#67350
9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
Texas A&M athletics so far this year.Football: UnrankedVolleyball: UnrankedWomen's soccer: UnrankedMen's cross country: UnrankedWomen's cross country: UnrankedMen's basketball: UnrankedWomen's basketball: UnrankedRoss Bjork is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Has anyone shared this over on texags?

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