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2 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

 

You got any sterling silver forks?

Zat you creeping around the window?

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I'm guessing there's $400 worth of gold in that ring, max. I need to drop everything, and start selling shiny shit to Aggy.
Mark my words..

Some aggy will buy that ring and make a BFD (it won't be anonymous, you can be sure) about giving it back to Melvin since "aggy helps aggy"...and then this aggy gets honored at halftime for being an aggys aggy. WHOOP!
Man, you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel when you want to spend the day in Hearne.

My dad used to bang some twins from Hearne back in the day. They used to drive to Austin for him and one twin didn’t know that my dad was banging the other.

Dad was a playa. CSB


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2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Looks like the aggy network is in full effect for Melvin Bullitt.

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Of course, Bullitt knows how stupid aggy is and one poor dufus will probably pay it.....and believe they got a great deal!

What's the story with Bullitt? Is he trying to sell this as a fundraiser for something?

22 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


My dad used to bang some twins from Hearne back in the day. They used to drive to Austin for him and one twin didn’t know that my dad was banging the other.

Dad was a playa. CSB


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Congrats to your mom, I guess.

Congrats to your mom, I guess.


That was after his 2nd divorce, he was entrenched in single mode.


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1 hour ago, Cuernavaca said:

What's the story with Bullitt? Is he trying to sell this as a fundraiser for something?

It’s at a pawn shop so probably not.

16 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

It’s at a pawn shop so probably not.

How much u think that pawn shop paid

2 aggy found/lost ring on pyle campus, film just now to close out 10pm news on Dallas ABC WFAA Channel 8.  ermagherd, like, that's never happened b4.

there has got to be a good way to make money off these idiots.

41 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

It’s at a pawn shop so probably not.

 

23 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

How much u think that pawn shop paid

tree fiddy?

7 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Major events that happened the same year that aggy claims a national championship:

#1 (1919)

Jan 5 -  National Socialist Party (Nazi) forms as German Farmers' Party

Mar 23 - 8th Congress of the Russian Communist Party re-establishes a five-member Politburo which becomes the center of political power in the Soviet Union. Original members Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Joseph Stalin, Lev Kamenev and Nikolai Krestinsky

May 19 Mustafa Kemal Atatürk lands at Samsun on the Black Sea coast, beginning the Turkish War of Independence

Jun 28 Treaty of Versailles, ending WWI and establishing the League of Nations, is signed in France

#2 (1927)

May 20 - Saudi Arabia becomes independent of Great Britain in the Treaty of Jeddah

May 21 - Aviator Charles Lindbergh, in the Spirit of St Louis, lands in Paris after the first solo air crossing of Atlantic

May 26 - Henry Ford and the Ford Motor Company produce the last (and 15th million) Model T Ford / Tin Lizzie

#3 (1939)

Mar 28 - Spanish Civil War ends, Madrid falls to Francisco Franco

May 7 - Germany and Italy announce an alliance known as the Rome-Berlin Axis

Sep 1 - World War II starts when Germany invades Poland by attacking the Free City of Danzig

 

 

 1939 is their only championship. They made the other 2 up a couple of years back. 

hth

5 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Man. That was the list-eater special. I forgot that game started at like 10am; turned it on an hour later and it was 28-0.

Meanwhile, I had a long conversation with Frank Denius in the lobby of the team hotel in Century City before the Rose Bowl and the Cotton Bowl was playing on TV. Mack, Deloss, Earl, and lots of big wigs were there, and everyone was laughing at the poor aggies. 

Someone needs to put the Gollum holding up that aggie ring, "Oh my precious".

10 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Of course, Bullitt knows how stupid aggy is and one poor dufus will probably pay it.....and believe they got a great deal!

What they’ll do is buy it and give it back to him. He’ll get to sell it twice. 

9 hours ago, Cuernavaca said:

How much u think that pawn shop paid

$3.50

15 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Man. That was the list-eater special. I forgot that game started at like 10am; turned it on an hour later and it was 28-0.

 I remember that game because I worked it. New Year’s Day had to get to the stadium by 5 AM to start getting everything ready. Then at nine the gates open and all of aggy comes in talking about Fran this and hullabaloo that.  On break I would go over where aggy was sitting because that’s where my concession stand was (end zone opposite of the Jumbotron) and yell the rocky top song every time Tennessee scored. The look of disappointment on aggy made my day! 

15 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


My dad used to bang some twins from Hearne back in the day. They used to drive to Austin for him and one twin didn’t know that my dad was banging the other.

Dad was a playa. CSB


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I can only dream of telling these types of stories to my son so he raised with respectful ideals towards women!

I can only dream of telling these types of stories to my son so he raised with respectful ideals towards women!


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That stadium sucks. Look at that picture long enough and it'll give you seizures. 

aggy loves it tho

Maroon grass?  Seriously?  When aggy fumbles the ball and it's in the maroon grass, the ball will just disappear....unless the laces are up!!

1 hour ago, RedDirtTexan said:

That stadium sucks. Look at that picture long enough and it'll give you seizures. 

aggy loves it tho

So does DonkeyKong

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2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

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(with credit to THuj, of course)

It really looks like they should reorient the field so that the biggest blocks of stands are along the sidelines instead of the end zones. Dumb.

That stadium sucks. Look at that picture long enough and it'll give you seizures. 
aggy loves it tho
Astounding lack of symmetry..

Just like all the east Texas boxface girls that go there.

The latest Shutdown Fullcast attempts to match every major program to its equivalent rapper. Two of the three hosts said UT was Jay-Z because we have lots of money and our success was a long time ago. And lots of their matches were lame stretches.

But they saved aggy for last. They said it was their easiest match and the only one that all three of them, acting independently, agreed on. aggy is Insane Clown Possee.

They say whoop. They have uniforms. They have strange folklore. Overalls are a big thing. There's that whole us against the world, from the outside you can't understand shit...It really is perfect.

Speaking of top 4 finishes all time. Dating back to 1940 (including final 4 in basketball, AP Poll in football, and Collegiate Baseball Newspaper Poll in baseball):

Texas 42

TCU 7

Houston 7

Baylor 3

Rice 2

Texas Western (now UTEP) 1

UT-Pan American (now UTRGV) 1

A&M 0

Tech 0

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Never forget. Maybe the funniest thread in Reddit history. 

 

Edited by texasstrong12

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It really looks like they should reorient the field so that the biggest blocks of stands are along the sidelines instead of the end zones. Dumb.

Well as I understand it, if they'd been willing to build the stadium next to the current space they could have had a perfectly excellent modern venue.

But obviously moving the field would ruin their traditions so that got vetoed and the Donkey Kong stands were retrofitted around the old field instead.

On 4/11/2018 at 11:14 PM, Tex Pete said:

 1939 is their only championship. They made the other 2 up a couple of years back. 

hth

Don't forget about the fictitious aggy claim of XII conference championship of 1997, after getting it up the ol' cornholio by Nebraska 54 to 15...

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Texas A&M Joins SEC, Claims Two More National Titles, Two More Conference Titles

by Dillon Cheverere
Sep 06, 2012

Notice the two extra natties and two extra conference championships added during the most recent stadium facade facelift? The photo at the top was taken very recently, as members of the Southeastern Conference. The “before” photo was taken when the Ags were just going through the motions in the Big 12 – you know, just the World War II era, one-natty also-ran that regularly found itself at the business end of many jokes.

It’s just that these jokes are writing themselves now. Do you want an example of just how ridiculous this is? Click here to watch a recap of the 1997 Big 12 Championship game, a game where Nebraska stomped the Aggies out 54 to 15. Texas A&M is now claiming the 1997 conference title. I mean c’mon, man.

It was even added to their official website.
 

 

6 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

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The aggy "standing room only" section...

Texas A&M is the iPhone - a big brand. We always hear about how new phones are "iPhone Killers" but never kill the iPhone. While these iPhone killers may be more impressive pieces of technology that are more powerful and functional, the iPhone still outsells them big time.

I'd rather win 8 games every year and yet be tops in the nation in attendance, recruiting, and national recognition, than win 11 games and have limited appeal...

Every program has a critical mass of homer idiots.  But wow.

We’ll good then, this good will only be slightly disappointed over the next few years.

Win 8 games every year .... good luck with that.

tops in attendance .... lulz.  Ok.

tops in recruiting ... um, no.

national recognition .... if by recognition, you mean laughingstock, go for it.

 

Said it before, will say it again. There are no aggie jokes, they are all true stories.

Texas A&M is the iPhone - a big brand. We always hear about how new phones are "iPhone Killers" but never kill the iPhone. While these iPhone killers may be more impressive pieces of technology that are more powerful and functional, the iPhone still outsells them big time.
I'd rather win 8 games every year and yet be tops in the nation in attendance, recruiting, and national recognition, than win 11 games and have limited appeal...
Every program has a critical mass of homer idiots.  But wow.
Must. Have. Link.

It's beautiful that there's no mention of Texas in that comparison post.  They think covering their eyes and pretending big brother, you know, the flagship university of the state doesn't exist in Austin.

58 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Texas A&M is the iPhone - a big brand. We always hear about how new phones are "iPhone Killers" but never kill the iPhone. While these iPhone killers may be more impressive pieces of technology that are more powerful and functional, the iPhone still outsells them big time.

I'd rather win 8 games every year and yet be tops in the nation in attendance, recruiting, and national recognition, than win 11 games and have limited appeal...

Every program has a critical mass of homer idiots.  But wow.

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