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#70901
2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Emergency Press Conference:Nebraska loses Trev Alberts to Texas A&M’s oil money

 

 

What kind of take off of "film from your car" bullshit is this? Is that guy pacing in front of a short bus??

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#70902

Yeah, two glaring questions that will likely be brought up at his arraignment.  

-Why are you doing this in a school bus parking garage?

-How do you not understand the Jimbo buyout/Trev hiring bonus does not come from---your words---'Oil Money'?  It comes from a corrupt system, not UTIMCO.  

#70903
2 hours ago, blacklab said:

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"Likes the sound of his own voice", how ironic,  that's what the real world thinks of Liucci. 

#70904
6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:
SOURCE: Texas A&M is targeting Nebraska AD Trev Alberts to become the Aggies next athletic director, and he's expected to accept the job. The move was first reported by @BrentZwerneman.

 

This is amazing!  Alberts is a UT-hating gomer, and aggy opened up their wallet and bought him!

#70906

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

#70908
1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. 

#70910
3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Emergency Press Conference:Nebraska loses Trev Alberts to Texas A&M’s oil money

 

 

Their Liucci?

#70911
20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every male prostitute for 100 miles. 

FTFY

#70912
23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island watching guys run a train on his wife. 

 

#70913
1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

Oh no my man. Those dipshits deserve every bit of that batshit crazy hag. 😂

#70914
3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, two glaring questions that will likely be brought up at his arraignment.  

-Why are you doing this in a school bus parking garage?

-How do you not understand the Jimbo buyout/Trev hiring bonus does not come from---your words---'Oil Money'?  It comes from a corrupt system and Buc-ee’s, not UTIMCO.  

Fify

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#70915

Buc-Ed's, Armybrat?  You been hanging out in the wrong bathroom stalls again?  Not judging, you've earned it brother.  

#70916
1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Buc-Ed's, Armybrat?  You been hanging out in the wrong bathroom stalls again?  Not judging, you've earned it brother.  

Gottdam autocorrect is always messing with my posts because it knows I don’t proofread diddlyshit.

#70917

I'm tech-illiterate too sir.  I say we invent a knock-off chain called "Buc-Eds" which offers more Reynosa-styled bathrooms, undercooked baked beans, and leaded gasoline.  

#70918
1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some Caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. 

You mean paying her to let him watch her “serve a customer?”

#70920

From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.

 

#70923
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Alberts later claimed he did not want to "play second fiddle"

Well, he shouldn't have any problem acclimating to his new work environment.

#70924

"Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. "

After his time in gomersville, I am sure more than likely he is looking for men who look like milkmen?

#70925
10 hours ago, ScottS said:

From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.

 

That poor guy’s husband gave him the bathroom as his cool Husker-themed man cave.
 

Wow. Fitting, I guess. 

#70926
I really didn’t want to have to do this, @_willcompton. https://t.co/G6I9vLuyO4

 

#70928
20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
I really didn’t want to have to do this, @_willcompton. https://t.co/G6I9vLuyO4

 

Is this the same chick who claimed aggy had more money than Texas and claimed they were also the flagship university in Texas?  That aggy education is shining through. 

#70929
58 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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Okay everyone, on the count of three say "Rent Free!" and I will take the picture.

#70933
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:
I really didn’t want to have to do this, @_willcompton. https://t.co/G6I9vLuyO4

 

Her story become tiresome. She talks too much. 

#70934
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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Who the fuck are those goobers? I’m certain I never did a thumbs down when I was in college. And aggy was actually in our conference at the time.
 

Tragic. 

#70935
On 3/6/2024 at 11:49 AM, Ten Bears said:

So they invented the bell pepper. 

Good job.  Good effort.

They'll call it a national championship next week. 

#70938
On 3/13/2024 at 10:04 AM, DFW Horn said:

I'm wondering what "success" Nebraska has had in the past 3 years under Alberts appeals to aggy?

Do they have some type of powerhouse NIL program? If so, what does it entail? I'd say A&M would be better off hiring an assistant AD from a better program, like UT, but the Ohio State braintrust just hired Bjork, so WTF...Quality sports administrators must be in short supply.

Pubes has football covered Trev is suppose to make them a volleyball contender.

#70940
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
I really didn’t want to have to do this, @_willcompton. https://t.co/G6I9vLuyO4

 

But, they've left her no choice!

#70943
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
I really didn’t want to have to do this, @_willcompton. https://t.co/G6I9vLuyO4

 

I might have watched that if she was naked, but I would have turned the sound off.

#70945
4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saw these on instagram. Some aggy spring break retreat. Dorks! 
 

The girl in the middle is definitely Beavis’ mom

 

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#70946
From the bathroom, Corn Nation has thoughts.  Maybe better suited for the Nebraska thread.  Feel free to move if deemed appropriate.
 

I too do my best podcasts sitting on the terlet/office.

Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit.

Hook’em!!!
#70948
5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is this the same chick who claimed aggy had more money than Texas and claimed they were also the flagship university in Texas?  That aggy education is shining through. 

I believe so.  She is drunk on the maroon kool-aid.

#70949
Easy money is a draw for a lot of people

Hell if they want to pay me millions, I’ll gladly work there and collect my buy out for not doing anything.
#70950
2 minutes ago, demos said:


Hell if they want to pay me millions, I’ll gladly work there and collect my buy out for not doing anything.

 

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