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#72452
aggy gas station…
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Motorcycles only? A little too narrow even for that. Maybe some hairbrained Cali scheme to drive people to EV's? Lulz
#72453
2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My basset came from a breeder in Bandera, so he had to have a “cowboy” name, so his official name is Bucaroo, but we call him Bucky. Yes, after having corgi’s for 20+ years, basset hounds have to be one of the dumbest breeds of dogs.

Hook’em!!!

Have you ever met a Goldie?  I submit my golden Windog, who is more than a few cards short of a full deck. IMG_3097.jpeg.e5c7ae32bcd754a3db6b9517fca492dc.jpeg

#72454
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Have you ever met a Goldie?  I submit my golden Windog, who is more than a few cards short of a full deck. IMG_3097.jpeg.e5c7ae32bcd754a3db6b9517fca492dc.jpeg

Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.

#72456
4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My basset came from a breeder in Bandera, so he had to have a “cowboy” name, so his official name is Bucaroo, but we call him Bucky. Yes, after having corgi’s for 20+ years, basset hounds have to be one of the dumbest breeds of dogs.

Hook’em!!!

Bucky: a ho-lee name to aggy

Buckaroo: give me The Overthruster!

#72458
4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My basset came from a breeder in Bandera, so he had to have a “cowboy” name, so his official name is Bucaroo, but we call him Bucky. Yes, after having corgi’s for 20+ years, basset hounds have to be one of the dumbest breeds of dogs.

Hook’em!!!

*corgis

#72460
17 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If you drove there, where is your car?

Car? No car. I drive the Aggy HyberTruck. Cold fusion reactor, turbo 2-stroke, 1911 Baker Electric Motor. Not released to the public yet. 'Sips need not apply.

#72462
Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.

I submit the basset hound breed as definitely a Top 5 dumbest breeds of the canines. Mine, you just look at him and he’s already saying “I’m sorry,” before I even know what he did.

Hook’em!!!
#72463
5 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


I submit the basset hound breed as definitely a Top 5 dumbest breeds of the canines. Mine, you just look at him and he’s already saying “I’m sorry,” before I even know what he did.

Hook’em!!!

Biggest problem with a Basset is their complete stubbornness. 

#72465
19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Biggest problem with a Basset is their complete stubbornness. 

That's the stupidity.  It's not stubborness.

#72468
8 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.

Our Pittie used to do this when she was younger, as did our Pom, Pomchi, Chihuahua, and Labrabull, but they finally stopped once old age hit. Shit, when our Pittie would get out she would run literally all over our neighborhood, and now when she finds a way to get out she just eats through our fence and waits for us to let her in at the front door. Her lazy ass just wants to come in now. God forbid she be in the sun for 20 mins while we're getting our house worked on. Fucking Christ. 

#72469
8 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.

Black mouthed cur says, WTF?

#72471
8 hours ago, Lhorn said:

$17 a month?  
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Had to raise the price to compensate for the money lost banning subscribers. 

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#72472

I'm ascribing far too much introspection to Billy when I say this, but I wonder what it would be like to be on my deathbed, realizing I had spent my entire career acting the douche and fleecing rubes over a very mediocre college football program?

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57 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

@Armybrat Do you remember this game?0d5aebd048a515fbfc15517c8e34a8e9.jpg

No, I was living in St. Louis at the time. 
Never saw a football game of any kind until the Texas/California matchup in 1959. 
I sat in the very last seat of the south end of the press box at Memorial Stadium. 
Watched Rene Ramirez (The Galloping Gaucho) and Bobby Lackey wreck the Golden Bears 33-0. 
It was an overcast, rainy day and the attendance was supposedly 20,000.

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#72481
20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe it's because I'm just not very smart, but I find this program artwork utterly bizarre and confusing.

Instead of carving up a turkey for Thanksgiving, the Longhorns are carving up Texas A&M.

Next week we'll cover Hellen Keller jokes.

#72482
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Instead of carving up a turkey for Thanksgiving, the Longhorns are carving up Texas A&M.

. . . although it's usually a pig that has something in its mouth (an apple).

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#72483

I started going to games about 64, I guess we I was 6.  Two things always made the games good at home.  One was being able to see guys down under the stands when they came out onto the field and then back in after the game.  At that point the dressing rooms were under the west side bleachers and the Horns entered and exited the field around the 50 on that side.   The other thing was those programs.  I still have a few left somewhere, but really wish I had saved more.  I also wish someone would do a collection of them online somewhere.   Again, you are talking about appealing to a 6 year old. 

That's back in the day when every little cafe had a Cowpokes calendar at the register, and you could buy Aggie Joke books in convenience stores.   Saturday mornings were sacred because that was the only time you had 3 hours of uninterrupted cartoons and seeing those program covers put Bevo on the same hero level as those heroes in the comic books.  And vice versa for the anti-heroes, like the bears and owls and aggies.  Very roadrunner and coyote in retrospect I guess.

#72487
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe it's because I'm just not very smart, but I find this program artwork utterly bizarre and confusing.

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#72488
4 hours ago, Horn75 said:

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And what does that make A&M in this analogy? The people who pay protection money? I'd much rather be the one who is getting money at the threat of violence than the one paying money to ward off violence. 

#72490
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, yeah.

 

Holy shit, that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen, and they're probably proud of it.  This should serve as a warning to not attend aggy.

#72491
Holy shit, that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen, and they're probably proud of it.  This should serve as a warning to not attend aggy.

Everything aggy does should serve as a warning not to attend aggy
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#72492

A woman I work with took her son to visit aggy. Said it was his first choice. I told her at least he doesn't need a safety school. She didn't find that humorous. 

#72493

Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.

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#72494
3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I started going to games about 64, I guess we I was 6.  Two things always made the games good at home.  One was being able to see guys down under the stands when they came out onto the field and then back in after the game.  At that point the dressing rooms were under the west side bleachers and the Horns entered and exited the field around the 50 on that side.   The other thing was those programs.  I still have a few left somewhere, but really wish I had saved more.  I also wish someone would do a collection of them online somewhere.   Again, you are talking about appealing to a 6 year old. 

That's back in the day when every little cafe had a Cowpokes calendar at the register, and you could buy Aggie Joke books in convenience stores.   Saturday mornings were sacred because that was the only time you had 3 hours of uninterrupted cartoons and seeing those program covers put Bevo on the same hero level as those heroes in the comic books.  And vice versa for the anti-heroes, like the bears and owls and aggies.  Very roadrunner and coyote in retrospect I guess.

Loved those oldie programs.  My uncle graduated in 1957, went to all the games and saved the programs for me.  I wished to God I still had them.

#72495
3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I started going to games about 64, I guess we I was 6.  Two things always made the games good at home.  One was being able to see guys down under the stands when they came out onto the field and then back in after the game.  At that point the dressing rooms were under the west side bleachers and the Horns entered and exited the field around the 50 on that side.   The other thing was those programs.  I still have a few left somewhere, but really wish I had saved more.  I also wish someone would do a collection of them online somewhere.   Again, you are talking about appealing to a 6 year old. 

That's back in the day when every little cafe had a Cowpokes calendar at the register, and you could buy Aggie Joke books in convenience stores.   Saturday mornings were sacred because that was the only time you had 3 hours of uninterrupted cartoons and seeing those program covers put Bevo on the same hero level as those heroes in the comic books.  And vice versa for the anti-heroes, like the bears and owls and aggies.  Very roadrunner and coyote in retrospect I guess.

The Stark Center has a collection of 100 or so game program covers.

https://archives.starkcenter.org/omeka/exhibits/show/longhorn-legacy/longhorn-legacy-intro

 

#72496
28 minutes ago, Zone Read said:

Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.

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That telescope is going to collapse, isn't it?

#72497
19 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Loved those oldie programs.  My uncle graduated in 1957, went to all the games and saved the programs for me.  I wished to God I still had them.

 

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#72498
Over the weekend went up to Fort Davis to visit the McDonald Observatory.  This is an amazing facility owned by UT that does cutting-edge research in Astronomy.  If you have a chance to visit, I highly suggest doing so.  The night star party is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm not even into astronomy.  Apparently little brother plays some small part in research that is done there and is a partner in consortium that is building some super telescope in the Chilean desert.  This sign on the property graphically depicts aggy's contribution to the project, and is also a good indicator of aggy's importance in the world relative to us.
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That's far too low key, you sure aggy is truly involved? If there were a few SEC stickers or a giant WHOOP! Then I'd believe it.
 
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Those would be worth their weight in gold these days.
#72500
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Little Archie".

"Colt McCry".

"Radio".

 

 

Comic geniuses, every last one of them.

Cart McCry* 

One of their classier moments. God damn that game still pisses me off. 

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