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#85760
9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn the string of “aw shucks unluckiness” of aggy sports finishes this year is so fucking pathetic it makes me question if we really are living in a simulation

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#85762

If I was going to answer the thread title- tell me about aggy- I could do multiple Randy duke 10k word posts or I could sum it up with this “they always manage to find a way to fail, many times in historic and embarrassing fashion. 

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#85764
Men’s Basketball is ranked #8 in the country Baseball is #1 in the country and kicks their season off on FridaySoftball is #5 and is 6-0 to start the seasonWomen’s Tennis is making another post-season run It’s going to be a FUN spring in College Station

 

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#85765
Texas A&M athletics should receive a NobelPrize for inventing ways to lose.

 

Edited by Nueces River Rat

#85766
19 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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one of the best posts in the history of the internet

Ban Bammer coming soon for that aggy!

Hook’em!!!

#85768

aggy softball misery doesn’t usually pack the same punch as big three aggy misery… but this is Heisenberg-level purity. 
 

Y’all keep a buddy around with Narcan tonight.  

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#85769
33 minutes ago, TexasMan said:
Men’s Basketball is ranked #8 in the country Baseball is #1 in the country and kicks their season off on FridaySoftball is #5 and is 6-0 to start the seasonWomen’s Tennis is making another post-season run It’s going to be a FUN spring in College Station

 

 

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#85770
1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:
Texas A&M athletics should receive a NobelPrize for inventing ways to lose.

 


We are nothing but a school of failure!

• Softball 🥎 

• Tennis 🎾 

• Baseball ️ 

 

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#85771

I had separated our day in sports  🥎  &  🏌️‍  from their day of failure, but then I was reminded by this gentleman- Roman Empire
 

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Edited by Napoleon

#85773
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think I could imagine a more Aggie statement if I tried.

*rein

They are definitely ruling in the field of wasteful spending.  Long may they reign.

#85776

Don’t laugh yet. Early and his band of Eye-blacked assassins about to sweep through the SEC baseball tourney. 

#85777
5 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Don’t laugh yet. Early and his band of Eye-blacked assassins about to sweep through the SEC baseball tourney. 

Just a week ago they get swept by 0-26 mizzou in baseball.  At home too.  There was debate whether or not it was the most stunning sweep in ncaa baseball history.  Softball ladies were like hold my beer.  aggy is truly something else.  

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#85778

Somewhere, aggy is still bragging about how they showed Liberty the best fan experience ever.  

 

#85780
5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think I could imagine a more Aggie statement if I tried.

*rein

surprised it was not *rain.

#85781
6 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Somewhere, aggy is still bragging about how they showed Liberty the best fan experience ever.  

 

They felt welcome in College Station this weekend  

Liberty fans truly needed help finding the softball stadium. It was in the area of campus entombed in stunned silence. 

#85783
9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If I was going to answer the thread title- tell me about aggy- I could do multiple Randy duke 10k word posts or I could sum it up with this “they always manage to find a way to fail, many times in historic and embarrassing fashion. 

Close quote.

#85784
18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy's little heart just isn't into this:

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Graham plays on their women's softball team, correct?

#85786
16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Graham plays on their women's softball team, correct?

Have you seen their team?  He'd need to put on about 30 more pounds.  Trish Ford like 'em big

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#85787

Boy you all are really good getting Liberty to beat the Aggies.  I don't know how you continue to get them to look so bad.

#85788
9 hours ago, TexasMan said:
Men’s Basketball is ranked #8 in the country Baseball is #1 in the country and kicks their season off on FridaySoftball is #5 and is 6-0 to start the seasonWomen’s Tennis is making another post-season run It’s going to be a FUN spring in College Station

 

This is fucking glorious.  Not as much as Luicci's epic tweet about the aggy coaching hires a few years ago ("next come the championships"), but still so delicious.

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#85789

The Facts:

The @TexasLonghorns wrap up a dominant inaugural athletic season in the SEC. Texas wins 8 conference championships on the year and wins the SEC All Sports Trophy by a massive margin of 0.156. The margin is larger than the score difference between 2nd and 12th place.#HookEm

 

aggy trying to do the gymnastics to find a way where they come out above Texas, and getting shot down:

You could swap the baseball finishes by Texas and Texas A&M and the final score would be:Texas : 0.732Texas A&M : 0.689 https://t.co/ZfXdraMEhm
If Texas finished last in baseball and football, which they won due to “an incredibly favorable schedule”, the score would be:Texas - 0.663Texas A&M - 0.633If you swap Texas and A&Ms finishes in those two sports:Texas - 0.711Texas A&M - 0.711 https://t.co/76Y7VVnxrR

 

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#85790

I don't post much these days, but here is one for you guys.

aggy LOVES to bleat about their "12 Man" shit. We all know about the truth about their misguided E. King Gill. He wasn't anyone special then, he isn't anything special now and there is a reason no one in the history of sports have given a shit about what they claim to make their "history" anything worth noting.

Here is a snippet about the 1899 Sewanee Tigers team who was traveling down to Texas to play the University of Texas. They added a bunch of teams to make the trip pay for itself. They took a team of 18 players down to play Texas. 18 players. Think about that for a minute. 18 players.

Enjoy.

 

 

Edited by Randolph Duke

#85792
10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hes back!

I'm back. Just keeping a low profile.

Here is the PBS series on the 1899 Sewanee Tigers team.

https://www.pbs.org/video/unrivaled-sewanee-1899-1vp1hk/

( and yes, the "twelfth player in every football game" is very much a regular aspect of the game. It meant nothing to the players or the fans of the game.)

Edited by Randolph Duke

#85793
11 minutes ago, Mittens said:

The Facts:

The @TexasLonghorns wrap up a dominant inaugural athletic season in the SEC. Texas wins 8 conference championships on the year and wins the SEC All Sports Trophy by a massive margin of 0.156. The margin is larger than the score difference between 2nd and 12th place.#HookEm

 

aggy trying to do the gymnastics to find a way where they come out above Texas, and getting shot down:

You could swap the baseball finishes by Texas and Texas A&M and the final score would be:Texas : 0.732Texas A&M : 0.689 https://t.co/ZfXdraMEhm
If Texas finished last in baseball and football, which they won due to “an incredibly favorable schedule”, the score would be:Texas - 0.663Texas A&M - 0.633If you swap Texas and A&Ms finishes in those two sports:Texas - 0.711Texas A&M - 0.711 https://t.co/76Y7VVnxrR

 

Copium attempt: EPIC FAIL!

#85794
14 minutes ago, Mittens said:

The Facts:

The @TexasLonghorns wrap up a dominant inaugural athletic season in the SEC. Texas wins 8 conference championships on the year and wins the SEC All Sports Trophy by a massive margin of 0.156. The margin is larger than the score difference between 2nd and 12th place.#HookEm

 

aggy trying to do the gymnastics to find a way where they come out above Texas, and getting shot down:

You could swap the baseball finishes by Texas and Texas A&M and the final score would be:Texas : 0.732Texas A&M : 0.689 https://t.co/ZfXdraMEhm
If Texas finished last in baseball and football, which they won due to “an incredibly favorable schedule”, the score would be:Texas - 0.663Texas A&M - 0.633If you swap Texas and A&Ms finishes in those two sports:Texas - 0.711Texas A&M - 0.711 https://t.co/76Y7VVnxrR

 

What if

What if

What if

 

That's all aggy has

#85795

The best part - for those that painfully peruse Texags - is how they hung on to the baseball team's imminent season comeback for weeks - then immediately flipped to softball smack a week ago.  

Edit:  And holy cow, I didn't realize the tennis team lost.  I assumed the finale was next week.  I almost added a line about how they'll begin the "Tennis championship" smack talk soon.

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#85796
7 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

The best part - for those that painfully peruse Texags - is how they hung on to the baseball team's imminent season comeback for weeks - then immediately flipped to softball smack a week ago.  

It's like a jungle explorer who stumbles into quicksand, grasping as vines as he sinks and the vines keep tearing away in his hands...

Down he goes.

#85797
11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What if

What if

What if

 

That's all aggy has

No shit, its a ridiculous concept... What if they weren't aggy? Then they wouldn't aggy it up. That's the whole fucking point. You're aggy, that's what you do 

#85798
2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

No shit, its a ridiculous concept... What if they weren't aggy? Then they wouldn't aggy it up. That's the whole fucking point. You're aggy, that's what you do 

If they weren't aggy, life would be a lot less funny.

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#85799

Page 1 of the Texags softball tourney thread...

"We've got an easy draw "

Page 83.

"If the tourney is seeded, there's no reason Liberty should be in our bracket."

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