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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

They do have arguably the best college baseball stadium in the country...

OTOH, aggy has unfunded plans for the best college baseball stadium in the country.

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27 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i did not keep up with this thread since new years and since search sucks i can't confirm if this has been posted......

talkiebird is done on 30 june

here is the batallion recap of his time in charge which i'm sure ignores all of his greatest hits:

https://thebatt.com/news/theres-only-one-john-sharp-after-14-years-the-texas-am-systems-longest-serving-chancellor-nears-retirement/

his replacement is aggy '93 and here is his opening statement after confirmation 2 months ago:

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https://news.tamus.edu/glenn-hegar-named-chancellor-of-the-texas-am-university-system/

Texas Comptroller Glenn Hegar ’93 was confirmed Friday as the next chancellor of The Texas A&M University System by a unanimous vote of the Board of Regents.

“I am grateful and honored that the Board of Regents have entrusted me with the responsibility of leading one of the greatest university systems in the nation,” Hegar said. “Our Core Values unite us and set the Texas A&M System apart from the others, and I remain steadfastly committed to upholding and preserving those values.”

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he was the only finalist for the job - and that makes sense as the highest-ranking aggy in the lege who knows better than anyone else how to steal our money

but to repeat the best news, he is committed to keeping aggy aggy

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@closetojumping what's the word on this guy?

My first thought is they hope he’s their Eltife: Alum and well respected former legislator. And both are low key as far as politicians go.
 

He’s not going to burn as hot as Sharp and will be more likely to hire good people and get out of their way.  And I don’t think Hegar will sacrifice everything at the altar of athletics, which may be his undoing. 

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46 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I had the extreme misfortune of attending graduation at aggy a few weeks ago. Not an experience I hope I ever repeat.

It was notable for a couple of things. First, predictably, was the number of nimrods who, upon walking the stage and having their (symbolic) diploma handed, looked into the camera onstage and did the Horns down. I mean, really? Talk about living rent free.

Second, and more remarkably, were the speakers. I've been to graduations at many different universities over the years and the speeches tend to be related to a number of common and relevant topics: do good, lifelong learning, follow your passion, pay it forward, etc., etc. At this graduation we heard from the Chairman of the BOR, the university chancellor, the university president, college dean, faculty representative, student representative and president of the alumni association. In all their messages there was one common theme that, collectively, took up about 90% (generously lowballing there, if anything) of their time: How cool it is to be an aggie.

Not joking or exaggerating, even a little.

It was shocking just how inside-focused the whole thing was. Very, very little mention of anything relating to impact on the outside world.

Yes, one speaker did invoke the "From the outside you can't understand it..." trope.

They are a cult. Pure and simple and wholly undeniable.

And, of course, the whole thing ended with them singing their ode to The University of Texas and locking arms to sway back and forth. I was honored and amused.

Seems an appropriate place for this recent gem that is destined to be a classic 

 

47 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

That flower bed shaped like a fuckin' cowbell is so aggy. Kindred spirits, MS and TX aggy

Maroon teams

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On 5/24/2025 at 6:53 PM, DFW Horn said:

Looch is still peddling doo-doo to the sheep.

"The Perfect Storm" when Texas failed to win the Football, Men's Basketball(and Women's Tourney), and Softball Conference titles.

What happens when they do?

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

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This is all Colleyville right?

24 minutes ago, Drew said:

"The Perfect Storm" when Texas failed to win the Football, Men's Basketball(and Women's Tourney), and Softball Conference titles.

What happens when they do?

This is all Colleyville right?

Just the top pic - the other two were in the USSR.

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Just the top pic - the other two were in the USSR.

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It would make an interesting game show.  Show pictures and ask the contestants, "Soviet Bloc or College Station?"

6 minutes ago, utee94 said:

It would make an interesting game show.  Show pictures and ask the contestants, "Soviet Bloc or College Station?"

Everyone would win if they just answered “Yes”

21 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

If you get rid of the fatties, the bald guys and the drunks, surly would be 2 or 3 dudes discussing soccer. 

Jeez, no way I'm escaping that purge.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Seems an appropriate place for this recent gem that is destined to be a classic 

 

 

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i did not keep up with this thread since new years and since search sucks i can't confirm if this has been posted......

talkiebird is done on 30 june

here is the batallion recap of his time in charge which i'm sure ignores all of his greatest hits:

https://thebatt.com/news/theres-only-one-john-sharp-after-14-years-the-texas-am-systems-longest-serving-chancellor-nears-retirement/

his replacement is aggy '93 and here is his opening statement after confirmation 2 months ago:

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https://news.tamus.edu/glenn-hegar-named-chancellor-of-the-texas-am-university-system/

Texas Comptroller Glenn Hegar ’93 was confirmed Friday as the next chancellor of The Texas A&M University System by a unanimous vote of the Board of Regents.

“I am grateful and honored that the Board of Regents have entrusted me with the responsibility of leading one of the greatest university systems in the nation,” Hegar said. “Our Core Values unite us and set the Texas A&M System apart from the others, and I remain steadfastly committed to upholding and preserving those values.”

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he was the only finalist for the job - and that makes sense as the highest-ranking aggy in the lege who knows better than anyone else how to steal our money

but to repeat the best news, he is committed to keeping aggy aggy

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@closetojumping what's the word on this guy?

can I answer that.  fucking fuck

41 minutes ago, utee94 said:

It would make an interesting game show.  Show pictures and ask the contestants, "Soviet Bloc or College Station?"

a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Seems an appropriate place for this recent gem that is destined to be a classic 

 

I saw this earlier and it made me laugh. But in all fairness I am glad that I went to UT when I did as it is doubtful that I could get in with today’s standards. I was a Top 10%er and not a Top 5%er.

I know that is not the spirit of this post but it is a reality.

1 minute ago, mininghorn88 said:

I saw this earlier and it made me laugh. But in all fairness I am glad that I went to UT when I did as it is doubtful that I could get in with today’s standards. I was a Top 10%er and not a Top 5%er.

I know that is not the spirit of this post but it is a reality.

While my original numbers wouldn't get me in to UT by today's standards, had they been the standards back when I was in high school, I would've just upped my game. No biggie.

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8 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

While my original numbers wouldn't get me in to UT by today's standards, had they been the standards back when I was in high school, I would've just upped my game. No biggie.

 

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20 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Someone's obviously jealous.

Not really. My original numbers would have gotten me in today, too. 

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Not really. My original numbers would have gotten me in today, too. 

Can you sing BJ Thomas on karaoke?

Just now, Steel Shank said:

Can you sing BJ Thomas on karaoke?

What song you want?

4 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Pretty much any BJ >>> Jackie

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27 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Pretty much any BJ >>> Jackie

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

 

Leach was 9-4 vs aggy (69%) so I say he should be in. Sherrill was one of the most crooked pieces of shit to ever stroll a sideline- he doesn't deserve shit. 

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Also, Le Smiles.

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A lot of highly intelligent people will do and say some crazy shit to get people to underestimate them, then they would figure out a way to use that to their advantage.  Les Miles was not one of those people.  

11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Leach was 9-4 vs aggy (69%) so I say he should be in. Sherrill was one of the most crooked pieces of shit to ever stroll a sideline- he doesn't deserve shit. 

Read in more detail here about Sherrill’s blatant cheating in this Barking Carnival article. And reference it the next time one of those ignorant goobers runs his mouth about the “evil” tu wrecking the SWC.
https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2008/07/24/the-history-of-college-football-recruiting-cheating-part-9

7 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

NOW you know aggy has hit rock bottom when a corch willfully chooses BFE Mississippi over Collie Station.

I've never been to Starkville, but I doubt I'm missing much.

You most assuredly aren't. I really wish I was unable to confirm.

4 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I saw this earlier and it made me laugh. But in all fairness I am glad that I went to UT when I did as it is doubtful that I could get in with today’s standards. I was a Top 10%er and not a Top 5%er.

I know that is not the spirit of this post but it is a reality.

 

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

While my original numbers wouldn't get me in to UT by today's standards, had they been the standards back when I was in high school, I would've just upped my game. No biggie.

Top 10 here, so I would still be solid.

So, I've got that going for me, which is nice.

4 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I saw this earlier and it made me laugh. But in all fairness I am glad that I went to UT when I did as it is doubtful that I could get in with today’s standards. I was a Top 10%er and not a Top 5%er.

I know that is not the spirit of this post but it is a reality.

I sure as hell couldn't get in today. Looks like Texas State...

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Read in more detail here about Sherrill’s blatant cheating in this Barking Carnival article. And reference it the next time one of those ignorant goobers runs his mouth about the “evil” tu wrecking the SWC.
https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2008/07/24/the-history-of-college-football-recruiting-cheating-part-9

So aggy's under-the-table bag game >>>>> their NIL collective?

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

So aggy's under-the-table bag game >>>>> their NIL collective?

Dickerson and the Trans-Am - Football - Surly Horns

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Top 10 here, so I would still be solid.

I don't believe top 10 will get you in these days, Einstein. 😉

6 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I don't believe top 10 will get you in these days, Einstein. 😉

Top 10, not top 10%

6 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I saw this earlier and it made me laugh. But in all fairness I am glad that I went to UT when I did as it is doubtful that I could get in with today’s standards. I was a Top 10%er and not a Top 5%er.

I know that is not the spirit of this post but it is a reality.

When I got to UT in 1988 the undergrad enrollment was around 50k with a state population of around 16M. The current state population is around 32M and this fall the undergrad enrollment will be around 50k. Combine the lack of enrollment keeping pace with population growth with the fact that kids from places like fucking Muleshoe and Rosebud Lott are getting auto admitted, you are seeing a brain drain from the state. I think top 10% should get you into the System. The Flagship should take the best and brightest 

4 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Rosebud-Travis-Lott???

Travis - home of Once Was!

18 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

When I got to UT in 1988 the undergrad enrollment was around 50k with a state population of around 16M. The current state population is around 32M and this fall the undergrad enrollment will be around 50k. Combine the lack of enrollment keeping pace with population growth with the fact that kids from places like fucking Muleshoe and Rosebud Lott are getting auto admitted, you are seeing a brain drain from the state. I think top 10% should get you into the System. The Flagship should take the best and brightest 

Do you not know how UT admissions work regarding auto admission?

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Top 10, not top 10%

Class size: 11

I got busted with weed my freshman year of high school so I'm pretty sure that second semester in ISS is what kept me out of the top 25%. Luckily I got provisional admittance and graduated in 9 years.

8 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I saw this earlier and it made me laugh. But in all fairness I am glad that I went to UT when I did as it is doubtful that I could get in with today’s standards. I was a Top 10%er and not a Top 5%er.

I know that is not the spirit of this post but it is a reality.

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Not only undergrad at UT, but grad school and postdoc as well. Students and postdocs I admit to my program now are waaaaay more qualified than I was back when I was in their shoes. 

 

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