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Aggy is keeping Earley

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17 minutes ago, demos said:

Aggy is keeping Earley

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Phew. Was so worried that the Aggies (whom I greatly respect) were going to make an emotional decision and move on from the man who was the REAL force behind their rise. Now that they've cleared out the dead wood in Schloss, they are perfectly positioned to take advantage of this season's preseason number-one ranking (which is when it counted most) and dominate for years to come. 

Yeah they got turned down by everyone 

That job was pretty lucrative a year ago with that returning roster and nobody wanted it.

Now? Maybe only the Bryan HS coach returned Trav’s call 

Started reading that and for a second I was afraid he was getting fired.   
Gotta give him a few more years.  Championships take time to build.  

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So Earley convinced Trev of his glory holistic view of aggy baseball.  

"I appreciate Mike's work in taking a holistic view of what changes need to be made so that we have a baseball program that meets our high standards."

what the fuck does that even mean?

i just read 15 definitions for and uses of the words 'holistic view'

i can't find a way to use any of them to add color to or function as an adjective to the words "changes need to be made"

that sentence is SiD fabricated gobbledygook - it's literally made-up bullshit

alberts is a fucking moron

 

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

So Earley convinced Trev of his glory holistic view of aggy baseball.  

maybe you found it

that could be it

1 hour ago, demos said:

Aggy is keeping Earley

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If baseball success was "critically important" to aggy, they would've fired Earley's ass.

What a bunch of clueless goobers.

29 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"I appreciate Mike's work in taking a holistic view of what changes need to be made so that we have a baseball program that meets our high standards."

what the fuck does that even mean?

i just read 15 definitions for and uses of the words 'holistic view'

i can't find a way to use any of them to add color to or function as an adjective to the words "changes need to be made"

that sentence is SiD fabricated gobbledygook - it's literally made-up bullshit

alberts is a fucking moron

 

maybe you found it

that could be it

Earley has a very hole-istic view of the program

The holes in the lineup. The holes in recruiting. The holes in the coaching. 

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You'd think this guy would know about striking out in a search...

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The expectation has been for some time now that Texas A&M baseball would be in the market for a new head coach pretty presently. Though the Aggies reached some highs this past season, knocking off no. 1 Tennessee in Knoxville, beating LSU and Arkansas when both were ranked no. 2, and several other key wins, the collapse down the stretch of the season and being left out of the NCAA tournament amounted, in the minds of many, to grounds for making a change at head man.

It's been something that even the most plugged-in insiders have been mentioning as a near-certainty for quite some time. When AD Trev Alberts was asked about the future of the program in a recent media appearance, his carefully-chosen words seemed to portend that a move would be made as well.


However, sometimes appearances are not reality. Texas A&M fans were shocked today to read this statement from Alberts— one that goes against the expectation of almost every fan.

Trev Alberts releases statement backing Michael Earley after weeks of speculation about baseball coaching change
It was a shock to the system to read these words, released by Trev Alberts through Texas A&M Athletics, around 3 PM CT today:

"Earlier today I met with Coach Earley to discuss the state of our baseball program. I appreciate Mike's work in taking a holistic view of what changes need to be made so that we have a baseball program that meets our high standards. Baseball success is critically important to Texas A&M. I am confident in Mike's ability to execute the needed change and fully support his vision going forward."
 
While the words "Michael Earley will be the Texas A&M baseball coach next year" were not contained in that statement, it seems they might as well have been. This is all but tantamount to a guarantee that the Aggies will have Earley back as the skipper in 2026.


 


It's hard to know right now what exactly was the motivating factor in demurring from what seemed to be all but a formality. Was it the passionate defense by Jace LaViolette or other players? Was it a drier-than-expected coaching market? Was it the economic factors that Alberts promised would not be playing a role in this decision?

There will be plenty of debate yet to come on that question. As of right now, it looks like fans need to get ready for another year of the Earley experience.

 

36 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"I appreciate Mike's work in taking a holistic view of what changes need to be made so that we have a baseball program that meets our high standards."

what the fuck does that even mean?

 

It means they smoke a LOT of dope. 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Earley has a very hole-istic view of the program

The holes in the lineup. The holes in recruiting. The holes in the coaching. 

so he's fixing the holes..... okay then

 

Amazon, translate into English: "I appreciate Mike's work in taking a holistic view of what changes need to be made so that we have a baseball program that meets our high standards."

Sure, boss. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. Here is that translation from EATME into English: "I was authorized to offer the baseball job to any of three candidates, and they all said no. I have not been fired yet for my own failures. Someone will let you know if I am fired or if I am authorized to pick any other new baseball coach."

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He used the phrase “pretty presently.”

 

I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that. 

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If Earley had any balls he would demand a contract extension immediately. After all, if he’s going to be entrusted with aggy glory, then he should be compensated accordingly.

1 hour ago, Ricky Butler said:

He used the phrase “pretty presently.”

 

I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that. 

Fairly quickly, pretty presently, tomayto, tomahto. lol

Just walking out of Plano Sr graduation at Ford Center. The last person out of 1200 with the last name of Z decides to do the horns down to end the ceremony. It’s truly pathetic the lengths these red ass people will go to show their Aggyness. 

One year later, where is all the shit promised to Schlos in the form of facilities? Still planning?

These cheese dicks gotta be hurting after all the $ thrown out the window for corches, facilities and NIL (ha ha), and shit to show for it.

Trevs budget to do didily shit is 0.0!

22 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Just walking out of Plano Sr graduation at Ford Center. The last person out of 1200 with the last name of Z decides to do the horns down to end the ceremony. It’s truly pathetic the lengths these red ass people will go to show their Aggyness. 

I’m sure he will have an excellent life. 

Just walking out of Plano Sr graduation at Ford Center. The last person out of 1200 with the last name of Z decides to do the horns down to end the ceremony. It’s truly pathetic the lengths these red ass people will go to show their Aggyness. 

Aggieness knows no bounds! Weddings, memorial services, office meetings, graduations swearing in services, just walking down the street…they are the center of their world 24x7x365.

Clowns, all of them!
5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

alberts is a fucking moron

 

maybe you found it

that could be it

His words don’t matter. Alberts has figured out he’s trapped in Hell. No program can fire a coach after a season and expect to be considered a credible program, short a major scandal. 

Their psychotic alumni want to money whip someone. 
a. They’re fucking broke

b. Anyone worth his salt as a coach wouldn’t step foot in that shit hole. Not even a mercenary. 

There’s a reason that school has a history of sucking in everything. There’s a reason that “from the outside we can’t understand it.” It isn’t because winning in baseball (or anything else) is important to them.

Sucks to suck.

 

 

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They whiffed on everyone within Trev’s budget. Earley bird still has the worm.

So basically with the Fisher contract, the Elko contract, and the cost of any baseball coach worth a damn, they can't afford it.   That Fisher deal REALLY fucked them.   It made them on of the poors. 

7 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Just walking out of Plano Sr graduation at Ford Center. The last person out of 1200 with the last name of Z decides to do the horns down to end the ceremony. It’s truly pathetic the lengths these red ass people will go to show their Aggyness. 

Love it.  Rent free 24/7.

8 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

So basically with the Fisher contract, the Elko contract, and the cost of any baseball coach worth a damn, they can't afford it.   That Fisher deal REALLY fucked them.   It made them on of the poors. 

Don’t care, got Jimbo’d.

11 hours ago, sdm said:

Fairly quickly, pretty presently, tomayto, tomahto. lol

"soon"

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10 hours ago, General Specific said:


Aggieness knows no bounds! Weddings, memorial services, office meetings, graduations swearing in services, just walking down the street…they are the center of their world 24x7x365.

Clowns, all of them!

When my aggy cousin died in 2016, my daughter and I drove down for the funeral.  It was aggy themed.  At the end of the service, they played the aggy war hymn, at which time his younger (adult) sister yelled across the room, "That's for you knoxtnhorn!".  Ironically, that was the 2nd most awkward moment of the funeral.  The first being when one of his daughters cussed out his most recent wife directly in front of the casket.  By "cussed out" I mean screaming at the top of her lungs, "You effing bitch.  F you!".   Good times.

8 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

When my aggy cousin died in 2016, my daughter and I drove down for the funeral.  It was aggy themed.  At the end of the service, they played the aggy war hymn, at which time his younger (adult) sister yelled across the room, "That's for you knoxtnhorn!".  Ironically, that was the 2nd most awkward moment of the funeral.  The first being when one of his daughters cussed out his most recent wife directly in front of the casket.  By "cussed out" I mean screaming at the top of her lungs, "You effing bitch.  F you!".   Good times.

I don't usually think of funerals as exciting, but this one has changed my thinking.

9 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

So basically with the Fisher contract, the Elko contract, and the cost of any baseball coach worth a damn, they can't afford it.   That Fisher deal REALLY fucked them.   It made them on of the poors. 

Now they aren’t just morally bankrupt 

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24 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

When my aggy cousin died in 2016, my daughter and I drove down for the funeral.  It was aggy themed.  At the end of the service, they played the aggy war hymn, at which time his younger (adult) sister yelled across the room, "That's for you knoxtnhorn!".  Ironically, that was the 2nd most awkward moment of the funeral.  The first being when one of his daughters cussed out his most recent wife directly in front of the casket.  By "cussed out" I mean screaming at the top of her lungs, "You effing bitch.  F you!".   Good times.

What takes the cake for me is she called you out by your internet handle rather than your real name. It feels like that would add to the awkwardness. 

11 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Just walking out of Plano Sr graduation at Ford Center. The last person out of 1200 with the last name of Z decides to do the horns down to end the ceremony. It’s truly pathetic the lengths these red ass people will go to show their Aggyness. 

It probably was Aggie, but it could have been a Sooner family, too, being in Plano. Horns down is literally their hand sign. They've been doing it since the 1970s. Aggies caught on from them. 

On3's, J.D. Pickell, helping aggy's preseason climb up the hill. "Playing harder. Playing smarter." Derp

 

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Players love Earley!

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Don’t care, got Jimbo’d.

Jimbo, a cuck, has cucked ATM.

 

😂 

Then class of 88 should Have picked a school to attend whose entire existence is mediocrity 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Then class of 88 should NOT Have picked a school to attend whose entire existence is mediocrity 

FIFY

9 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

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Well dude, if you had done better in high school you could have gotten in to a better college. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Then class of 88 should Have picked a school to attend whose entire existence is mediocrity 

Let’s talk about your capitalization of “have.”

Just now, South Austin said:

Let’s talk about your capitalization of “have.”

Meh, iPhones are weird sometimes 

I usually don’t capitalize “have”, but sometimes I do just for the hell of it. Shake things up a bit.

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Meh, iPhones are weird sometimes 

My fingers got fatter so I had to upgrade from an iphone8 to a 13.

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