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I am going to email Trev Alberts to let him know how great a job he is doing. I will also demand that he gives Elko a lifetime contract before the "Whorns" try to steal him once Sark is let go after going 0-fer in the mighty SEC this season.

/A&M class of '89

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2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

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I sent a similar, but more diplomatic email, like this to Delos’s Dodds once regarding the LHN. He actually called me. 

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

I am going to email Trev Alberts to let him know how great a job he is doing. I will also demand that he gives Elko a lifetime contract before the "Whorns" try to steal him once Sark is let go after going 0-fer in the mighty SEC this season.

/A&M class of '89

I think we should organize a surly email campaign.  This could be epic.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

I sent a similar, but more diplomatic email, like this to Delos’s Dodds once regarding the LHN. He actually called me. 

Are you the one who got RT fired?

OK, I remember CDC catching grief for not shit-canning Pierce immediately after season end. His plan was, since we’re paying severance, we could let him go when it suits us, and not him (Pierce, like Earley, always had the option to quit). CDC didn’t want everybody asking him about the opening, while he was working to fill it. It turned out that the guy he was going to hire didn’t finish his season until the very last game. 
 
(That seems to be CDC’s MO- wait to fire the guy until after the new hire is lined up). 
 
Could Alberts be doing the same? Still working a search, but having to wait until a candidate’s season is over?

10 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

You’re giving Trev way too much credit.

No shit.

He’s way to focused on getting better facilities for the meat program to worry about the fucking baseball team.

You’re giving Trev way too much credit.

Well, credit is all they have left. It pains me to say this as a tax payer, but let’s see what the can come up with.

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33 minutes ago, statsman said:

OK, I remember CDC catching grief for not shit-canning Pierce immediately after season end. His plan was, since we’re paying severance, we could let him go when it suits us, and not him (Pierce, like Earley, always had the option to quit). CDC didn’t want everybody asking him about the opening, while he was working to fill it. It turned out that the guy he was going to hire didn’t finish his season until the very last game. 
 
(That seems to be CDC’s MO- wait to fire the guy until after the new hire is lined up). 
 
Could Alberts be doing the same? Still working a search, but having to wait until a candidate’s season is over?

Where is Trev Alberts in the punchable face bracket?

image.jpeg.a5fd8a1a495d14699dd3ef7b2c0fa262.jpegNFL Alum Trev Alberts Enters World Of Texas Football – NFL Alumni

Edited by DFW Horn

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Isn't A&M's slogan sort of acceptance of mediocrity, with a dash of eternal baseless hope....

51 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

No shit.

He’s way to focused on getting better facilities for the meat program to worry about the fucking baseball team.

The gloryholes aren’t cutting it anymore?

1 hour ago, statsman said:

OK, I remember CDC catching grief for not shit-canning Pierce immediately after season end. His plan was, since we’re paying severance, we could let him go when it suits us, and not him (Pierce, like Earley, always had the option to quit). CDC didn’t want everybody asking him about the opening, while he was working to fill it. It turned out that the guy he was going to hire didn’t finish his season until the very last game. 
 
(That seems to be CDC’s MO- wait to fire the guy until after the new hire is lined up). 
 
Could Alberts be doing the same? Still working a search, but having to wait until a candidate’s season is over?

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

The gloryholes aren’t cutting it anymore?

Nope. Rumor is “splinters”.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Where is Trev Alberts in the punchable face bracket?

image.jpeg.a5fd8a1a495d14699dd3ef7b2c0fa262.jpegNFL Alum Trev Alberts Enters World Of Texas Football – NFL Alumni

He's the reigning champion, awaiting this year's challenger.

5 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I think we should organize a surly email campaign.  This could be epic.

It would have more impact if we got the rest of the SEC teams to pitch in.

7 hours ago, statsman said:

Could Alberts be doing the same? Still working a search, but having to wait until a candidate’s season is over?

I guess you missed this tweet from A&M.

 

 

Its like this guy grew up to be athletic director at A&M

 

10 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Where is Trev Alberts in the punchable face bracket?

image.jpeg.a5fd8a1a495d14699dd3ef7b2c0fa262.jpegNFL Alum Trev Alberts Enters World Of Texas Football – NFL Alumni

I met Trev on the sidelines of a mediocre/small private Houston area school’s sideline on a football Friday night.  He was an ESPN pundit at the time, I guess in town for Saturdays game, but nonetheless, I recognized him.  He was a pompous ass back then.

i just brought up that I enjoyed watching his Nebby teams that excelled during his timeframe there and how they were so successful.

Hook’em!!!

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I met Trev on the sidelines of a mediocre/small private Houston area school’s sideline on a football Friday night.  He was an ESPN pundit at the time, I guess in town for Saturdays game, but nonetheless, I recognized him.  He was a pompous ass back then.

i just brought up that I enjoyed watching his Nebby teams that excelled during his timeframe there and how they were so successful.

Hook’em!!!

Hilarious story about Trev's role in the Mel Kiper/Bill Tobin feud "it's a typical Colts move" 😆 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/texans/article/trev-albets-mel-kiper-bill-tobin-1994-nfl-draft-19420471.php

14 hours ago, horn4life said:

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Isn't A&M's slogan sort of acceptance of mediocrity, with a dash of eternal baseless hope  an incredibly unfounded and delusional sense of self worth and prestige, which always ends in jarring mediocrity, followed by self loathing and then optimism as they wait for next year.

Fixed it.

5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I met Trev on the sidelines of a mediocre/small private Houston area school’s sideline on a football Friday night.  He was an ESPN pundit at the time, I guess in town for Saturdays game, but nonetheless, I recognized him.  He was a pompous ass back then.

i just brought up that I enjoyed watching his Nebby teams that excelled during his timeframe there and how they were so successful.

Hook’em!!!

Did you actually say "Nebby"?

You probably like natty and tuddy, too.

🤬

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Did you actually say "Nebby"?

You probably like natty and tuddy, too.

🤬

icy cold

At this point, Trev is just excited to have a coach who's not running away from him.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

All 3 sound like perfect fits for aggy. It's a shame they don't have the money to buy one out of his contract.

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20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

At this point, Trev is just excited to have a coach who's not running away from him.

To be fair, Elko is incapable of running.

On 5/31/2025 at 12:47 PM, UTEE97 said:

I am going to email Trev Alberts to let him know how great a job he is doing. I will also demand that he gives Elko a lifetime contract before the "Whorns" try to steal him once Sark is let go after going 0-fer in the mighty SEC this season.

/A&M class of '89

*89'

12 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

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Don't disrespect Fred Flintstone like that. He's an officer in the Loyal Order of Water Buffalos, after all.

3 hours ago, tomahawk dunk said:

Game recognize game.

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7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Did you actually say "Nebby"?

You probably like natty and tuddy, too.

🤬

When it takes a second glance to overcome the WTF is Neb... ooh, I see... it's actually, and I am reluctant to admit this.... worse.

To be fair, it has to be depressing when Elko may be your most competent coach. His high point ia "annihilating" buffets, but he's damn good at that.

On 5/31/2025 at 12:21 PM, South Austin said:

Let’s talk about your capitalization of “have.”

*of

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

So they have highways now....who knew? I guess all those C+ engineers going to TxDot paid off.  

59 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

So they have highways now....who knew? I guess all those C+ engineers going to TxDot paid off.  

is that what’s all things wrong with TxDot?   

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

So they have highways now....who knew? I guess all those C+ engineers going to TxDot paid off.  

Highway 6, it even runs both ways

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Coaster fired up!  Clickety clack, mofos!

Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack....

 

 

 

The BEST part of this time of year is watching them get their hopes up.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Marcel Reed is bad, Looch. And not like the Michael Jackson song.

 

And Elko, well, he’s like the Weird Al version of that song. 

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