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40 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

What a maroon

So, Looch thinks the 'Sip QB is rated too highly and the aggie QB too low??

This is just... shocking.

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Arch might be too high on that list, but Reed is definitely not too low.

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The first play Arch stepped on the field vs. A&M - Arch Manning TD

Marcel Reed and Aggie offense for the entire game - Zero points 

Looch's hunger to humiliate himself everyday is unrivaled. 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, nnm said:


Coaster fired up!  Clickety clack, mofos!

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5 hours ago, nnm said:


Coaster fired up!  Clickety clack, mofos!

 

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10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Marcel Reed is bad, Looch. And not like the Michael Jackson song.

This time the past 2 years, aggy had a 1st round pick and potential Heisman candidate 

https://texags.com/s/53604/weigman-has-potential-to-enter-heisman-discussion-this-season

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/news/could-texas-a-m-qb-conner-weigman-be-1st-qb-taken-in-2025-nfl-draft-01j2ejqwxf72

 

Clickity fucking clack 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

John Mayer is ranked too high. Also, Zach Calzada is still playing?! 

I thought Kentucky had a true freshman last year that was pretty good?

Eight Texas A&M baseball players entered the transfer portal on June 1, 2025, the first day of the NCAA's 30-day transfer window. The players include pitcher Isaac Morton, catcher Jacob Galloway, pitchers Blayne Lyne and Austin Vargas, outfielder Nathan Tobin, pitcher Kyrin LeBlanc, catcher Hayden Crites, and pitcher Houston Tomlinson

Whoop! Unleash the dynasty!

 

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Eight Texas A&M baseball players entered the transfer portal on June 1, 2025, the first day of the NCAA's 30-day transfer window. The players include pitcher Isaac Morton, catcher Jacob Galloway, pitchers Blayne Lyne and Austin Vargas, outfielder Nathan Tobin, pitcher Kyrin LeBlanc, catcher Hayden Crites, and pitcher Houston Tomlinson

Whoop! Unleash the dynasty!

 

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Long and detailed multiple posts about those players being shitty players and/or horrible "mercenaries" exploding on Texags in 3.... 2.... 

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Need to fill this out.

Exposition:

June-August - Refresh mythology of "Nattys", dream up new Heisman winners, rant lies about BOMC, belittle "mercenaries".

Rising Action:

Late August-Mid October - Create mythology of scrub teams defeated being "Natty" contenders, celebrate "near" victory over only OOC opponent anyone knows, confirm "certainty" of Heisman QB despite all evidence to contrary, shart shit bagging "Heisman" QB if evidence is overwhelming, complain about top 25 ranking and BOMC, talk about Texas weak schedule.

Climax:

Oct- End of Nov

Change QB to new "Heisman contender", Expansive mythology creation on team, complain a lot more about Texas weak SEC schedule and BOMC regarding top 25 ranking.

Falling Action:

Thanksgiving 

Multiple myths created about refs, close game mythology despite all evidence to the contrary, complain even more about Texas' "week" SEC schedule, shit copiously on SEC commissioner for being "tu lackey", use massive revisionist history to cope with 8-5 season.

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11 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

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ESPN spitting fire.

They're a goodly number that marvel on this phenomenon right here on Surly. Every. Damn. Year. With absolutely zero reason for it occurring. 

HOWEVER, on the flip side, it absolutely contributes to the roller-coaster build up in off season and for that I am eternally grateful.

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Also, Zach Calzada is still playing?! 

I thought he finished his career at Incarnate Word?  Also:

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8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Also, Zach Calzada is still playing?! 

The dude will be 25 years old before the season is over.

1 hour ago, Darth Tron said:

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ESPN spitting fire.

Where is this “Elko is a terrific coach” stuff coming from?

3 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

I thought Kentucky had a true freshman last year that was pretty good?

Probably hoping Calzada can be a bridge this year.  Personally, I hope Calzada is still starting by the time we play Kentucky.  That Boley kid can throw rockets deep.  Kentucky couldn't really do shit until he came in.  Granted the OL pissed their pants and allowed us to annihilate him.

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10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Where is this “Elko is a terrific coach” stuff coming from?

 

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6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

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LSD/acid usually comes on blotter paper. Not pill form.

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18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Where is this “Elko is a terrific coach” stuff coming from?

That one year he went 9-4 at Duke.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That one year he went 9-4 at Duke.

But he improved to 8-5 so hard, aggy just had to have him. 

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

But he improved to 8-5 so hard, aggy just had to have him. 

8-5 in the SEC is like 12-0 in the ACC ya stoopid sip!

 

#8 in FPI

Projected record:

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Texas 8&4

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J.Brent Cox on dealing with them..  

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Texas 8&4

 

At first I thought they projected us at 8-4 and then I realized you were riffing on "A&M".  I need more coffee.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

At first I thought they projected us at 8-4 and then I realized you were riffing on "A&M".  I need more coffee.

You do

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2 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

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ESPN spitting fire.

Looks pretty accurate to me:

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28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

#8 in FPI

Projected record:

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Texas 8&4

Why in the world would an 8-4 record put them in the Top 10?

Their SOS is going to be crap.

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

John Mayer is ranked too high. Also, Zach Calzada is still playing?! 

Too bad TAMU doesn't play UK this year.  Well, maybe in the SECX3 CCG.

2 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

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ESPN spitting fire.

Honestly, they're trying to be nice about the talent, but not a lot about Marcel Reed is intriguing. He played plenty last year, and he gives off plenty of "jag" vibes. He can scramble, but he's not taking over games with it. His passing is..... serviceable. I think it's way more likely that he finishes his career as something other than an aggy. 

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

That moment of realization for Johnson gets me every time. You can see the pucker. 

50 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Great job, ESPN:

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Just glad Johntay could get back to the Big 12....

 

AI or just bad at his job? I'm guessing a little of column A, little of column B

Marcel Reed is getting overhyped because of the LSU win. LSU game planned for the statuesque Wiggy and was totally unprepared for a mobile qb. And Brian Kelly is just awful at in-game adjustments.

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18 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Marcel Reed is getting overhyped because of the LSU win. LSU game planned for the statuesque Wiggy and was totally unprepared for a mobile qb. And Brian Kelly is just awful at in-game adjustments.

Yeah, I couldn't believe the vaunted LSU Tigahs couldn't stop that zone-read, high school crap.

Oh...and fuck Brian Kelly

45 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Honestly, they're trying to be nice about the talent, but not a lot about Marcel Reed is intriguing. He played plenty last year, and he gives off plenty of "jag" vibes. He can scramble, but he's not taking over games with it. His passing is..... serviceable. I think it's way more likely that he finishes his career as something other than an aggy. 

Reed is unlikely to stay healthy all year at his size.  He's built like Reggie McNeal.

They'll soon be throwing him under the bus like they do every single one of their QBs not named Johnny or Bucky.

Reed is unlikely to stay healthy all year at his size.  He's built like Reggie McNeal.

Reggie was almost certainly over 200 pounds. Reed looks 175.

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