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Texas A&M's baseball season was not a complete failure. The first part of the season was successful, with 33 bloggers naming them #1 during the preseason and was ranked 13 during the latest booster shakedown. Numerous pitching experiments were conducted during conference play, and the squeeze play was initiated.  The program achieved SEC lore, and substantial data was collected to address outstanding coaching issues. This was a highly valuable season. 

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That dude smokes a lot more than brisket, if you know what I’m saying 

 

Definitely seems like some sort of Grinder code going on in that post. NTTAWWT.

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That dude smokes a lot more than brisket, if you know what I’m saying 

 

I was scrolling down to find you. Didn't take long.

aggy parents sure seem overly involved in helping their offspring. Can they not do anything on their own? Helps to understand why fish camp is so successful.

We have some friends who have a daughter that recently graduated from A&M. They would periodically send us the highlights from the aggie parents Facebook group. We only got the best of the best. They said that if they sent us every idiotic thing that parents posted they would’ve had to hire an assistant to screenshot everything and send it to us.

Definitely seems like some sort of Grinder code going on in that post. NTTAWWT.
Does "makes a perfect Old Fashioned" indicate he's a sub or a dom?
Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:
1 hour ago, 'stache said:
Definitely seems like some sort of Grinder code going on in that post. NTTAWWT.

Does "makes a perfect Old Fashioned" indicate he's a sub or a dom?

Sounds sub to me. He’ll meet you at the door after a long day at the office with a cocktail and your slippers.

26 minutes ago, sdm said:

aggy parents sure seem overly involved in helping their offspring. Can they not do anything on their own? Helps to understand why fish camp is so successful.

Probably post on Facebook about how kids these days can't do anything, have no work ethic, etc. 

Then unironically post this, because their kid is special and they mean those *other* kids, not little Brayden

At any other school, I would immediately suspect that guy's buddies were trolling him hard with those "always cleans up after himself" and "skeet shooting" lines. But its aggy, so I could easily be convinced his mommy is trying to get her gay son laid, but his daddy doesn't know yet and doesn't take kindly to that type of person, so she has to be subtle. Or at least subtle enough her redass husband doesnt get it. What she doesnt know is her redass husband is now probably sliding into her sons BMs.

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27 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Too many hot sluts at tech.  Yuck.

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2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

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Seriously, I thought that was a troll joke.

aggy parents sure seem overly involved in helping their offspring. Can they not do anything on their own? Helps to understand why fish camp is so successful.

Wait until their rings fall off of their dainty fingers.
25 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At any other school, I would immediately suspect that guy's buddies were trolling him hard with those "always cleans up after himself" and "skeet shooting" lines. But its aggy, so I could easily be convinced his mommy is trying to get her gay son laid, but his daddy doesn't know yet and doesn't take kindly to that type of person, so she has to be subtle. Or at least subtle enough her redass husband doesnt get it. What she doesnt know is her redass husband is now probably sliding into her sons BMs.

Sliding into his bowel movements? 

33 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
1 hour ago, 'stache said:
Definitely seems like some sort of Grinder code going on in that post. NTTAWWT.

Does "makes a perfect Old Fashioned" indicate he's a sub or a dom?

I learned from South Park that an old fashion is a hand job. Not sure where that fits into the gay spectrum.

42 minutes ago, royiv said:

Sounds sub to me. He’ll meet you at the door after a long day at the office with a cock tail and your slippers.

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35 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I learned from South Park that an old fashion is a hand job. Not sure where that fits into the gay spectrum.

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1 hour ago, sdm said:

aggy parents sure seem overly involved in helping their offspring. Can they not do anything on their own? Helps to understand why fish camp is so successful.

 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It's not weird at all for his mommy to get involved in this

 

1 hour ago, royiv said:

We have some friends who have a daughter that recently graduated from A&M. They would periodically send us the highlights from the aggie parents Facebook group. We only got the best of the best. They said that if they sent us every idiotic thing that parents posted they would’ve had to hire an assistant to screenshot everything and send it to us.

It ain't just aggy parents. My daughter just finished her freshman year at Ole Miss and some of the shit parents post in the "Parents of" Facebook posts is ridiculous.

There is a "parents of Longhorn kids" group on FB that has almost none of that helicoptering.  Usually it's comments about sports, graduation, "anybody have a good rec for a mechanic near campus", that sort of thing.

Maybe Longhorns are just a little more secure in the idea that little Kasey and Kyler are most likely going to hit campus and be just as debauched as mommy and daddy were in their day.

He wishes he has half as gay as our last aggy cheerleader governor 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

I bet Kyler would consider taking on another roommate. 

https://stories.tamu.edu/news/2025/04/07/texas-am-names-2025-26-head-yell-leader/

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I went to my first Aggie football game in the fall of my senior year of high school,” said Fife. “I just thought that there was no place like Texas A&M. 

Kyler certainly is correct about that. 
Is his middle name Barney?

42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He wishes he has half as gay as our last aggy cheerleader governor 

Kyler is only a junior though

“Additionally, Fife is a member of Squadron 5 in the Corps of Cadets and is a member of Maroon Coats. He has served on the Traditions Council for more than two years and was a Fish Camp Counselor.”

Did he take a commission? I’m sure if he did, they’d mention that. Instead, they used an entire paragraph to his fake army credentials, like they mean shit.

8 hours ago, royiv said:

We have some friends who have a daughter that recently graduated from A&M. They would periodically send us the highlights from the aggie parents Facebook group. We only got the best of the best. They said that if they sent us every idiotic thing that parents posted they would’ve had to hire an assistant to screenshot everything and send it to us.

it would be cool to attach an ai account to that group and tell it to provide a daily mash-up summary

8 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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has anyone ever doxxed her?  this was '08, correct?  would love to see how she turned out

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

I bet Kyler would consider taking on another roommate. 

https://stories.tamu.edu/news/2025/04/07/texas-am-names-2025-26-head-yell-leader/

A native of Odessa, Texas, Fife never really imagined attending Texas A&M as his father attended Texas Tech University and his mother went to Texas-Permian Basin.

“I went to my first Aggie football game in the fall of my senior year of high school,” said Fife. “I just thought that there was no place like Texas A&M. The 12th Man was awesome, and I’d never seen anything like it. I stayed with the corps and the whole nine yards. I drank the Kool-Aid and just knew I was going to be an Aggie.”

An Aggie, sure, but a Yell Leader?

“At that game, we were sitting right in front of a Yell Leader stand,” Fife recalled. “I remember thinking how cool it would be to be a Yell Leader, knowing that it would likely not happen. Those guys were having the time of their life, and I thank God I get to be here today.”

Additionally, Fife is a member of Squadron 5 in the Corps of Cadets and is a member of Maroon Coats. He has served on the Traditions Council for more than two years and was a Fish Camp Counselor.

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you know how aggy corp has SERVICE RIBBONS for their cosplay?  and if you've ever wondered what the ever loving fuck they could possibly use as source material?

i'm guessing <squardron 5>, <maroon coats>, and <traditions council> each have their own service ribbons for cosplay uniforms

in addition, of course, to the <fish camp service medal>

3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

“Additionally, Fife is a member of Squadron 5 in the Corps of Cadets and is a member of Maroon Coats. He has served on the Traditions Council for more than two years and was a Fish Camp Counselor.”

Did he take a commission? I’m sure if he did, they’d mention that. Instead, they used an entire paragraph to his fake army credentials, like they mean shit.

yes

this

they have this entire made-up world they live in - it's like dungeons and dragons on acid with monster manuals and dungeon master guides they created to govern their fictitious world

but instead of the original 6 ad&d character attributes of strength, intelligence, wisdom, constitution, dexterity and charisma, aggy player characters (i.e., all aggy) are measured by score categories like faggotry, redassedness and 2-percenterism

8 hours ago, &#x27;stache said:

I learned from South Park that an old fashion is a hand job. Not sure where that fits into the gay spectrum.

From urban dictionary

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Old Fashion. Share definition. An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.

 

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24 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

has anyone ever doxxed her?  this was '08, correct?  would love to see how she turned out

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

11 hours ago, Js1 said:

That dude smokes a lot more than brisket, if you know what I’m saying 

 

No excess artificial crab meat?

34 minutes ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

 

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1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

From urban dictionary

Christ, thanks for the high school flashback I never wanted to have.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Christ, thanks for the high school flashback I never wanted to have.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. 

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