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2 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

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Goddamn Surly.  We love our degenerates.  And I Am one too.

4 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

This is my sister, minus the midland part 

4 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

Still would 

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Christ, thanks for the high school flashback I never wanted to have.

Did you hurt your wrist?

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Clackity-clack, bishes!

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The hype is continuing to grow around Texas A&M football's prospects for the 2025 season. The Aggies return a bevy of key players, including their entire offensive line and their best weapon in Le'Veon Moss, have upgraded the receiver spot significantly through the transfer portal, and have several defensive playmakers coming back as well.

Combine that with some savvy coaching moves made by Mike Elko in the hires of Lyle Hemphill and John Perry, addressing the Aggies' weak spots on each side of the ball from last year, and it's not hard to see why the Ags are a team with a great chance to make some noise in the SEC this upcoming year. The schedule is unforgiving, but this is an Aggie team well-suited to face it head-on.


The Ags are falling in the lower parts of most preseason top 25 rankings, no doubt thanks to the sour taste of their late-season losing streak from 2024. However, the computer rankings have been kinder to the Aggies— but none has been as high on A&M yet as ESPN's recently-released FPI, which has the Ags as a top-10 team entering the 2025 season.

Texas A&M ranked as 8th-best team in nation according to ESPN FPI
The rankings, released today, see the Aggies as an impressive no. 8 in the nation.


The Aggies play Notre Dame and Texas both on the road, both of whom are ranked ahead of them. A win in either game would skyrocket their chances of getting to double-digit wins, and therefore their playoff chances. FPI's projections also see the Aggies with around a 35% chance of making the playoff, which is decent, but also the lowest in the top 10.

Other placements of note are Auburn and South Carolina at 14 and 15, Florida at 18, and Arkansas and Missouri at 22 and 23. The Aggies get the first three games at home, but they play the Hogs and Mizzou on the road. In total, that's 8 of the Aggies' games— nearly all of their conference slate, with only Mississippi State (ranked 52nd) missing the mark— against top-25 teams per this rating.


For comparison, Texas only plays 6 games against FPI top-25 teams. The Aggies are in for a tough road this season, but if they can emerge relatively unscathed, then the playoff is a definite possibility for them.

 

5 hours ago, royiv said:

Living in Midland. 3 kids, husband with an O&G job. White F150 backed into the driveway. Lots of tacky inspirational hand painted signs as decor.

You left out: butterfly tattoo on hip, tramp stamp and anal sex with hubby 1-2 times per month.

you left out the other 3-2 times per month with another for anal sex. rest sees accurate.

If @RomaVicta gets the housing post, it's going to be greatness.

Who the fuck cares about an old fashioned in college, smoking a dick, tiddy clean up (after the old fashioned and smoking something, I suppose).

I drank beer, vodka (kinda goes with anything you could afford), dark stuff with Coca-Cola. He's next in-line for head gay yell leader.

"Yell Leaders typically officially attend 350 to 400 events per year." From article above. 365 days in a year, that's a lot of dildo.  

Sub, is there even a question. More hot Texas chick picks to cleanse my brain on having read that and forget that monstrosity. 

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On 6/3/2025 at 12:02 PM, Frank Drebin said:

Reed is unlikely to stay healthy all year at his size.  He's built like Reggie McNeal.

Reggie “REAL DEAL” McNeal?!

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Clackity-clack, bishes!

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The FPI put their record at 8-4 - truly is the respect they deserve 

The first sentence of his write up is all you need to read

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Did you hurt your wrist?

Well, I was cheating on myself and frankly wasn't in shape.

15 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

has anyone ever doxxed her?  this was '08, correct?  would love to see how she turned out

Id like to know where stop girl is as well. 

 

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For comparison, Texas only plays 6 games against FPI top-25 teams. The Aggies are in for a tough road this season, but if they can emerge relatively unscathed, then the playoff is a definite possibility for them.

 

Ok, I'll play bitch boy.  Texas plays 3 of the Top 10; aggy one.

29 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ok, I'll play bitch boy.  Texas plays 3 of the Top 10; aggy one.

Two

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Two

Spring games don’t count!

So delusional.  Just because they return most of their shitty OL, it doesn’t mean they’re going to be opening holes for their running game.

Hook’em!!! 

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Well well well, look what is on johnny 8 ball’s wall at his place:

 

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Aggie boycott?

19 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

So delusional.  Just because they return most of their shitty OL, it doesn’t mean they’re going to be opening holes for their running game.

Hook’em!!! 

Billy says they would have done it last year if our RBs didn't get hurt and assures us they will do it this year you stupid sip.

signed,

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It's odd in that I typically prefer variation in my entertainment. I don't want season 2 of Whatever Fucking Show to be exactly like season 1, much less season "125". However, in the unique case of aggie, the earthly rotation like dependability of the aggie roller-coaster is actually among the highlights. I won't claim to miss aggie being part of my sports world/life, but I will own having missed them in the off season.

4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Well well well, look what is on johnny 8 ball’s wall at his place:

 

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was that the chunk it up dog throw?    

1 minute ago, MontereyMX said:

was that the chunk it up dog throw?    

Greenspoint is referring to the photo behind jff’s left shoulder.

 

5 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

looks like the snoopy dog 

LEFT shoulder……VY watching the victory confetti come down at the end of the 2006 Rose Bowl.

20 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

looks like the snoopy dog 

All black people look the same?  That's Derrick Rose. However, I am looking at it on my phone and it could also be Owen Wilson. 

People seriously didn't notice that or are we all just doing facetious Friday? 

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36 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Naw, just VY.

 

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People seriously didn't notice that or are we all just doing facetious Friday? 
Usually at this time on Fridays I'm laying pipe, but today I'm eating carne guisada and cheese and crackers and enjoying some facetiousness.
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On 6/4/2025 at 10:24 PM, The Gimp said:

Goddamn Surly.  We love our degenerates.  And I Am one too.

Username check out.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

People seriously didn't notice that or are we all just doing facetious Friday? 

I was looking over his right shoulder.

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Usually at this time on Fridays I'm laying pipe, but today I'm eating carne guisada and cheese and crackers and enjoying some facetiousness.
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Identical to my last porcelain deposit.

58 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Identical to my last porcelain deposit.

I bet mine was more deliciouser.

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Usually at this time on Fridays I'm laying pipe, but today I'm eating carne guisada and cheese and crackers and enjoying some facetiousness.
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More like clogging pipe. 

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This must’ve been trending because the original post showed up in my Facebook feed. My first thought was also gay.
39 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


This must’ve been trending because the original post showed up in my Facebook feed. My first thought was also gay.

yeah, he wrote that himself

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Usually at this time on Fridays I'm laying pipe, but today I'm eating carne guisada and cheese and crackers and enjoying some facetiousness.
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Sounds great in theory, looks terrible in reality.

Just like aggie.

You'd only need covered parking AND close access to a bus stop if you need a steady flow of transient men to suck off.

nttawt

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