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5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

You'd only need covered parking AND close access to a bus stop if you need a steady flow of transient men to suck off.

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Regarding the “old fashioned + cleanup afterwards”.

I’m still like Hank.

 

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


This must’ve been trending because the original post showed up in my Facebook feed. My first thought was also gay.

Where's the part which says that his major is "Meat Judging"?

Also, if he has sex (NTTAWWT) with Christian men, can he claim that he's spreading the gospel?

19 hours ago, Js1 said:

People seriously didn't notice that or are we all just doing facetious Friday? 

619 is the San Diego area code. It’s his way of showing love to the folks back home. 

1 hour ago, Slowride91 said:

Wonder if he’s gotten any solid opportunities yet?

Prolly... assuming that by "solid opportunities" you mean "hard responses".

18 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

More like clogging pipe. 

Two Steel Shanks, one bowl.

13 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

No words...

 

The fact that idea got any traction at all, let alone executed is why they are a laughing stock and will always be little brother. 

18 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

No words...

 

The station is LIT!

3 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

No words...

 

Need a photoshop  of some

corp boots on those players , and the goats back legs in said boots.

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I thought Fawcett’s tweet might be some funny photoshop stuff but evidently not. 

 

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Wtf indeed. Are they getting reveille to meet recruits to make sure she approves

1 minute ago, Updawg said:

Wtf indeed. Are they getting reveille to meet recruits to make sure she approves

If she barks at you, you get a committable offer

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

If she barks at you, you get a committable offer

What about if she licks you?

1 minute ago, nnm said:

What about if she licks you?

Second string

Automatic starter if she humps your leg 

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And they wonder why they never win anything….  They tell the jokes themselves and then are like what?  We’re awesome! Could you imagine being a 5 star from Los Angeles and they bring out farm animals for your OV pictures. 

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Definition of the "1000 yard stare"

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On 7/13/2023 at 4:01 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

No offense, but fuck that noise. I don't give a shit about being an "SEC Blueblood," whatever that even means. We elevate them, all of them, simply by being there. We're the dominant brand in the SEC from the day we join, or rather, we transcend the SEC brand and none of the others do. Comparing the  prestige of Texas to somebody like Alabama or LSU is like comparing Apple to the Lakers and the Miami Heat. 

I can’t believe that yall even argued with me about this.

And @Auto Driller show me the lie

 

13 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

No words...

 

Jesus Christ. No imagination. 
 

what a Boering photo. 

You'd think someone, somewhere within the organization would say, "Hey, this is kinda weird.  Let's rethink it."  Like, maybe Trev Alberts.

There are a lot of top Ag/Vet schools around the country that also participate in D1 athletics: OkState, Purdue, Florida, VaTech, NCState, etc.  Each has its idiosyncrasies, but nothing like this.  I'll even give a pass for the photos with Reveille, as it's the school mascot.  Any other random animal is just weird. 

Nothing new here, just felt like typing it out.

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Even funnier that they copied what Michigan State had already been doing

New dean of meat judging?

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I was rolling around in my head, why goats??? Well, they sure as shit weren't going to put any sort of cows or bulls in there and chickens were already covered by Gamecocks. 

And aggie doesn't understand why everyone thinks they're fucking weird. 

Let's put inner city top athletes in pics with goats. That's really going to attract top athletic talent!!!!

 

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1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

You'd think someone, somewhere within the organization would say, "Hey, this is kinda weird.  Let's rethink it."  Like, maybe Trev Alberts.

There are a lot of top Ag/Vet schools around the country that also participate in D1 athletics: OkState, Purdue, Florida, VaTech, NCState, etc

UGA.  They have their own quirks, but they're probably a better university overall and they clearly operate in a higher realm in many sports.

2 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

You'd think someone, somewhere within the organization would say, "Hey, this is kinda weird.  Let's rethink it."  Like, maybe Trev Alberts.

There are a lot of top Ag/Vet schools around the country that also participate in D1 athletics: OkState, Purdue, Florida, VaTech, NCState, etc.  Each has its idiosyncrasies, but nothing like this.  I'll even give a pass for the photos with Reveille, as it's the school mascot.  Any other random animal is just weird. 

Nothing new here, just felt like typing it out.

Exactly. You captured the true essence of this event.

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

Yeah? Well you went to a cow college. : r/TheSimpsons

This being the aggie thread my brain transposed cow for clown. 

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15 hours ago, Updawg said:

Wtf indeed. Are they getting reveille to meet recruits to make sure she approves

I am really interested in seeing if the recruits and Reveille have a natural bond and if the recruits willingly reach out. Reveille is a huge part of our University and our football program so if she has an instant affinity for our recruits I think that would speak volumes to our  recruits.  If you could, please take and post video of their initial encounter.  Any still shots of our recruits petting Reveille would also be appreciated -- would prefer if taken from the side so I can see as much as possible of both of their faces.  

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I am really interested in seeing if the recruits and Reveille have a natural bond and if the recruits willingly reach out. Reveille is a huge part of our University and our football program so if she has an instant affinity for our recruits I think that would speak volumes to our  recruits.  If you could, please take and post video of their initial encounter.  Any still shots of our recruits petting Reveille would also be appreciated -- would prefer if taken from the side so I can see as much as possible of both of their faces.  

Agreed. Reveille is known to he a fantastic judge of character. Her innate ability to sniff out mercenaries verses good moral character will help us immensely in recruiting salt of the earth type players. Further, I feel having these recruits directly engage with the foundations of Texas A&M and it's agricultural background will help further determine how well the student athletes will align with the ethics and heritage of our top academic university.

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I am really interested in seeing if the recruits and Reveille have a natural bond and if the recruits willingly reach out. Reveille is a huge part of our University and our football program so if she has an instant affinity for our recruits I think that would speak volumes to our  recruits.  If you could, please take and post video of their initial encounter.  Any still shots of our recruits petting Reveille would also be appreciated -- would prefer if taken from the side so I can see as much as possible of both of their faces.  

Spot the fuck on, but voluntarily delving into aggy headspace to write this…

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"Hey guys, we heard the complaints that driving to Prairie View is a chore, just to get laid, so we fixed it."

On 6/7/2025 at 8:43 AM, Foosters said:

You'd only need covered parking AND close access to a bus stop if you need a steady flow of transient men to suck off.

nttawt

or you could sign up to fight for russia

 

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Agreed. Reveille is known to he a fantastic judge of character. Her innate ability to sniff out mercenaries verses good moral character will help us immensely in recruiting salt of the earth type players. Further, I feel having these recruits directly engage with the foundations of Texas A&M and it's agricultural background will help further determine how well the student athletes will align with the ethics and heritage of our top academic university.

Reveille sniffs their butts?

6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Even funnier that they copied what Michigan State had already been doing

They stole having sex with farm animals from Michigan State?

I miss the days when aggy thought they were going to get all the recruits because inner city kids told them they wanted to study engineering 

9 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I miss the days when aggy thought they were going to get all the recruits because inner city kids told them they wanted to study engineering 

Yeah, that was extra special.  "Study engineering" in a rural hick outpost with a lesser engineering school than the one 90 minutes farther west in a major American city.  Makes all kind of sense.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

The question is do the recruits sniff hers

Why not both?

Y'all, I've been waiting for everybody to tell me those pictures were a joke. 

 

But they're not? 

 

Really? 

 

Goats.

It’s actually brilliant.  Everyone had Lambos helicopters. Yachts. Women romancing each other.  Not everyone has goats.  Hell if they were the fainting goats that’s would be legit. 

On 6/7/2025 at 5:15 PM, OU Sucks said:

No words...

 

Well the goats are better looking than their coeds so I see why they went this direction with their recruiting.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s actually brilliant.  Everyone had Lambos helicopters. Yachts. Women romancing each other.  Not everyone has goats.  Hell if they were the fainting goats that’s would be legit. 

Nubian (screaming) goats seem more likely at that place.

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