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15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It’s funny ‘cause they fuck goats.

The sheep finally unionized?

If aggy is hosting a very high level recruit, do they increase the number of goats? Like if aggy was hosting Vince Young, do they take him out to a pasture full of goats? 
Aggy needs a new rating system: the goat system. I would say right now most of aggy’s recruits are only rated 1 goat. They really need to pump that number up if they want to compete in the SEC.

11 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

If aggy is hosting a very high level recruit, do they increase the number of goats? Like if aggy was hosting Vince Young, do they take him out to a pasture full of goats? 
Aggy needs a new rating system: the goat system. I would say right now most of aggy’s recruits are only rated 1 goat. They really need to pump that number up if they want to compete in the SEC.

"Yeah, 247, Rivals, ESPN, and Hudl had the kid as a 3-goat, but when word got around that Texas was looking at him, all four of them gave him another goat."

On 6/7/2025 at 10:53 PM, Hook1997 said:

And they wonder why they never win anything….  They tell the jokes themselves and then are like what?  We’re awesome! Could you imagine being a 5 star from Los Angeles and they bring out farm animals for your OV pictures. 

Geez...and All Texas shows recruits is like Ferrari's and stuff...so unoriginal.

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

Geez...and All Texas shows recruits is like Ferrari's and stuff...so unoriginal.

*Ferraris

On 6/8/2025 at 9:35 AM, BurntEyes said:

I was rolling around in my head, why goats??? Well, they sure as shit weren't going to put any sort of cows or bulls in there and chickens were already covered by Gamecocks. 

And aggie doesn't understand why everyone thinks they're fucking weird. 

Let's put inner city top athletes in pics with goats. That's really going to attract top athletic talent!!!!

 

Maybe they should change their names from the fightin’ aggies to the fightin’ Nannie’s!

On 6/8/2025 at 9:35 AM, BurntEyes said:

I was rolling around in my head, why goats??? Well, they sure as shit weren't going to put any sort of cows or bulls in there and chickens were already covered by Gamecocks. 

And aggie doesn't understand why everyone thinks they're fucking weird. 

Let's put inner city top athletes in pics with goats. That's really going to attract top athletic talent!!!!

 

Maybe it’s the strong influence leftover from A&M’s longtime close association with Qatar…..

 

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But while some goats make noises that sound humanlike, they're actually just bleating. Goats have a variety of bleats, and each individual has its own distinctive voice. Bleats can range in volume, pitch and depth. Goats bleat to communicate.
 

Why do they faint?

7 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe they should change their names from the fightin’ aggies to the fightin’ Nannie’s!

*Nannies

Jfc

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*Nannies

Jfc

I have a very  independent apostrophe with a mind of it’s own!

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Special recruits deserve more than a normal goat.  They should get themselves some of those Moroccan tree goats.

 

Some People Believe Morocco's 'Goat Trees' Are a Hoax ...

 

 

 

When I saw the H post I imagined the recruit from "The Program" movie getting off the bus and instead of cheerleaders he sees this on the sidewalk.

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The Program:

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30 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe they should change their names from the fightin’ aggies to the fightin’ Nannie’s!

Naw, the Fightin' Big Bad Billy Goat Gruffs." That's way more testosterone. 

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4 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

Big Bad Billy Goat Gruffs

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"Yeah, 247, Rivals, ESPN, and Hudl had the kid as a 3-goat, but when word got around that Texas was looking at him, all four of them gave him another goat."

Wait, I’m confused, goat kid, what is what? Goat is 1, kid is .5????1?
On 6/7/2025 at 8:31 PM, TonyTexas said:

I thought Fawcett’s tweet might be some funny photoshop stuff but evidently not. 

 

Even Charlie Strong did it better. 

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2 hours ago, utee94 said:

Special recruits deserve more than a normal goat.  They should get themselves some of those Moroccan tree goats.

 

Some People Believe Morocco's 'Goat Trees' Are a Hoax ...

 

 

 

Ya know…that could collapse and goats could get injured.

9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ya know…that could collapse and goats could get injured.

Aggy’s used to things collapsing. They got this. 

4 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

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We've seen his mom. His dad is a goat, right?

Hey, guys.  Goat ropers need love, too.

Think they have bumper stickers that say that?
7 hours ago, utee94 said:

Special recruits deserve more than a normal goat.  They should get themselves some of those Moroccan tree goats.

 

Some People Believe Morocco's 'Goat Trees' Are a Hoax ...

 

 

 

Moroccan? No man, those are "mercenary" goats!! 

47 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I didn’t know they were gonna buttonhook me.

 

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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It's such a home field advantage Texas has only won 6 of the last 7 games there 

47 minutes ago, Scholz said:

12th Man = Piped in music fan noise.

FIFY

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SEC home field advantage rankings prior to the 2024 season (14 teams):

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14. Texas A&M

SEC home winning percentage: .525

SEC road/neutral winning percentage: .551

Difference: Minus-.026

Kyle Field is an impressive venue, but the Aggies’ 12th Man advantage is a myth.

 

https://usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/sec/2023/07/14/sec-football-best-home-field-advantage-winning-percentages/70411680007/

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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Poor aggy, they so badly want to win this category, but they can't even win at being a loud cult because their team sucks most years. On the other hand, I don't care if you can hear crickets at our stadium as long as we're winning all the games we play at DKR Texas Memorial Stadium. Although it's fun when it's loud, but we all know that only happens from time to time. The fact that we have to talk about a game that happened in 1990, when there was a track around the field and an open end zone, as the loudest says it all.

37 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

The fact that we have to talk about a game that happened in 1990, when there was a track around the field and an open end zone, as the loudest says it all.

That Surly is full of old cranks with faulty and biased memories?

43 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

What's 8&4's record at Home vs SEC opponents?  

.220, .221.  Whatever it takes. 

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