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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Who told them it's that good...I know some TV talking head or announcer did and they just hold it.

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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App State begs to differ.

36 minutes ago, Drew said:

Who told them it's that good...I know some TV talking head or announcer did and they just hold it.

Not these guys 😆 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Not these guys 😆 

 

 

Oh yeah I'm still surprised aggie hasn't boycotted them.

The only problem, Billy, is your idiot program doesn't know how to consistently be top 10

You do dumb shit like lose to Auburn 

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It's such a home field advantage Texas has only won 6 of the last 7 games there 

Disagree with #1. I've seen one game at Jordan-Hare, and Auburn lost to MSU in it. 

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Billy forgot to list the Milkmen. With that added factor, the Maroon and White does match the environment.

44 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The only problem, Billy, is your idiot program doesn't know how to consistently be top 10

You do dumb shit like lose to Auburn 

I got a laugh out of top 10... 

I mean they're far too often top 10 preseason... post... covid year.. and.... then.. one good run early 90s. Maybe 2012

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Today I learned USA Today thinks people should pay for their content 

The Daily Wipe certainly isn't worth paying for. It's the free paper you got at budget hotels with their "free" breakfast buffets. 

58 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I got a laugh out of top 10... 

I mean they're far too often top 10 preseason... post... covid year.. and.... then.. one good run early 90s. Maybe 2012

I think he meant Top 10 in the SEC.

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I think he meant Top 10 in the SEC.

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Is Billy referring to the 12th man that ran away like a little bitch from playing Wake Forest in Bowl Game a few years ago?

13 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Is Billy referring to the 12th man that ran away like a little bitch from playing Wake Forest in Bowl Game a few years ago?

 

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On 6/9/2025 at 12:52 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

But while some goats make noises that sound humanlike, they're actually just bleating. Goats have a variety of bleats, and each individual has its own distinctive voice. Bleats can range in volume, pitch and depth. Goats bleat to communicate.
 

Why do they faint?

"BLEAT" still means "NO!"

JFC, look at the URL on that.  There's some group on FB that's pretending to be Longhorn fans that does the same crap.  The same clickbait stories that are false and leading to malware-infected websites.  DO NOT CLICK!

JFC, nobody who isn't an Aggie has ever said that's the greatest band in the world. 

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

JFC, nobody who isn't an Aggie has ever said that's the greatest band in the world. 

Man, it takes a LOT of bandly talent to not merely march almost in step, but also to play horns with no mouthpiece.

13 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Man, it takes a LOT of bandly talent to not merely march almost in step, but also to play horns with no mouthpiece.

Those farts aren't gonna sniff themselves.

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This guy thinks that tweet is disgraceful!

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There should really be no question that Texas A&M football has one of the best home field advantages in the conference. The Aggies have the largest stadium in the conference, and they have consistently performed much better at home than they have on the road, even if the overall record hasn't been the same as a place like Georgia or Alabama.

Apparently, though, that's something that not everyone wants to acknowledge. Despite the tradition of intimidation at Kyle Field for opposing fans, including some high praise from the greatest coach of all time, the Aggies still have to fight for their respect sometimes.


Certain outlets like to put together these kinds of lists in the offseason, ranking everything about a conference that they can think of. In this recent list of best home field advantages in the conference, the Aggies were left off of what is clearly a disgraceful list.

Texas A&M shockingly left off list of best home field advantages in SEC
Whenever a list like this comes out, it seems like a foregone conclusion that you'll see Kyle Field at or near the top. The Next Round, however, apparently didn't see fit to include the Aggies:

LSU I understand. But outside of the Tigers, I'm not sure there's another team that performs better at home relative to their overall quality in a given year than the Aggies.

Last year, an A&M team that went 8-5 held the national runner-up to 20 points and a team that finished in the top 4 to 17, not to mention what they did to LSU. This is the same team that was down 21-0 to 5-7 Auburn early in that game. That's outplaying your average, if nothing else.

The Aggies have, in recent memory, wins over no. 1 Alabama, no. 4 Florida, and no. 6 LSU all at home. They don't really have any comparable road wins— in one way, that's an indictment on the Aggies, but in another, it's clear that their home field lends them a significant advantage. If you see a list like this that doesn't have Kyle on it, you can rest assured the person making it is clueless.

 

Clickety-Clack, bitches!

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Texas A&M football fans and ESPN's FPI ratings have not always been the best of friends. The FPI usually has the Aggies slotted lower, thanks to its formula, than other objective metrics like SP+ or even the KFord ratings.

However, the proprietary metric of the Worldwide Leader is looking favorably upon the Ags this year, at least in the preseason. By those numbers, the Aggies were the number 8 team upon initial release, and they'll have a chance to climb even higher early in the season with their showdown against Notre Dame in week 3.


Along with the pure ratings, though, there's also projections about possible outcomes. FPI calculates each team's probability to win the conference, make the playoff, make the national championship, etc., and the Aggie faithful should be happy with those projections as well.

Texas A&M football predicted to finish 4th in SEC by ESPN FPI
Texas A&M is predicted to finish 4th in the conference in the fall of 2025, which is higher than many have them in their subjective projections.

The percentages are really close for the Aggies and Tennessee, and that has a lot to do with the respective schedules of those teams. If the Aggies finish up in 4th, though, that's a true testament to just how good of a season they will have had— their conference schedule is no cakewalk.

It would also mark a first since the Aggies joined the SEC, barring an extremely unlikely outcome: an A&M head coach finishing with a winning conference record each of his first two years. Even with Johnny, Kevin Sumlin only managed a 4-4 mark in the SEC in 2013, and Jimbo did the same in 2019. Elko got to 5-3 last year in the SEC, and this would likely require a 6-2 mark or better.


It's not out of the realm of possibility that this comes to pass, realistically. The Aggies' reloaded receiver corps will play a big part in what they do this fall, especially if they surprise some people, and the progression of Terry Bussey in particular will be key.

Add to that a retooled back end on the defense, now under the purview of Lyle Hemphill, and this could be one of the most dangerous teams in the entire country. The hype is slowly building around this squad, and for good reason: the Aggies have a shot at being one of the biggest stories in the nation next year.

 

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this could be one of the most dangerous teams in the entire country. The hype is slowly building around this squad, and for good reason: the Aggies have a shot at being one of the biggest stories in the nation next year.

a man with a mullet is saying yes .

Aggies are very nice.  One time I could not locate Kyle Field from the parking lot.  A couple nice Aggies helped me find my way.  I was not intimidated. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Are they showing signs of realism that their most attainable goal is being a spoiler?

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy thinks that tweet is disgraceful!

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" we were losing bad to Auburn and ended up losing not as bad" 

 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

There should really be no question that Texas A&M football has one of the best home field advantages in the conference. The Aggies have the largest stadium in the conference, and they have consistently performed much better at home than they have on the road, even if the overall record hasn't been the same as a place like Georgia or Alabama.

 

 

 

AI says they are .42 winning percentage on the road vs SEC, and .52 at home.  Winning .52 at home....yea, best home field advantages.  At least Graham doesnt have to worry about his sheep not fact checking him. 

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11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

" we were losing bad to Auburn and ended up losing not as bad" 

 

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aggie will be handing these out to all the player's helmets for every close loss next season:

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32 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Are they showing signs of realism that their most attainable goal is being a spoiler?

It's only mid-June. By mid-August they will be expecting to make the CCG and Playoffs. 

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Home field advantage….

My favorite part about that play is watching Zuhn get his dick stomped by Collins and then going over and picking up the ball after his RB dropped it.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Spoiler Alert:

Unless there is a once-in-a-century type of global pandemic, things do not "fall the right way" for them.

29 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's only mid-June. By mid-August they will be expecting to make the CCG and Playoffs. 

Expecting to make?

No, by August the Heisman, SEC and National championship won't even be in question. The only close games will be ND who they'll see again in the championship (after they later lose to) and LSU (cause "rivalry").

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

My favorite part about that play is watching Zuhn get his dick stomped by Collins and then going over and picking up the ball after his RB dropped it.

He is so fucking defeated. I saw it then but it's epic. Thanks for the refresh.

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

My favorite part about that play is watching Zuhn get his dick stomped by Collins and then going over and picking up the ball after his RB dropped it.

Such a thing of beauty. We’re going to skull fuck them even worse in Austin right in front of their fathers and all of their goat fucking friends.

I've been there, thousands of closeted homos sticking their asses out and swaying back and forth isn't the least bit impressive or intimidating. The crowd in Stillwater of half the size gets louder than those clowns.

32 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Such a thing of beauty. We’re going to skull fuck them even worse in Austin right in front of their fathers and all of their goat fucking friends.

 

Thanks, Tollbooth Willie. 

15 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Thanks, Tollbooth Willie. 

Haha, I’m glad you got it. I really had to think about how I was changing “fuck you in front of your mother and all of her fish eating friends.”

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Aggies are very nice.  One time I could not locate Kyle Field from the parking lot.  A couple nice Aggies helped me find my way.  I was not intimidated. 

Are you trying to say they didn't take you by their tailgate first, embrace you with open arms, and provide you the most exquisite culinary delights known to man prior escorting you to your seat?!?

I'm calling bullshit.

On 6/9/2025 at 11:52 AM, Cairn Horn88 said:

Why do they faint?

I believe we refer to that as the (no cr) Clayton Williams strategy. 

58 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Haha, I’m glad you got it. I really had to think about how I was changing “fuck you in front of your mother and all of her fish eating friends.”

 

 

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