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5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Remember how we all wanted to roast PK and Sark after the Arky game their first season at UT?

Good times

I just think it's great that the A&M head coach would have to be a "Co-" if he was on our staff. PK is objectively a better coordinator and was smart enough to figure Mike Leach out. Elko's ambition and appetite are just larger.

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I just think it's great that the A&M head coach would have to be a "Co-" if he was on our staff. PK is objectively a better coordinator and was smart enough to figure Mike Leach out. Elko's ambition and appetite are just larger.

So is his waistline and cup size.
21 hours ago, Mittens said:

aggy gonna aggy

 

I let my aggy wife see this yesterday.  You could see her lips draw up tight and ridges forming on her forehead.  Then, she surprised me by saying didn't TEXAS win the series against LSU and sweep Aggy?  I just nodded a "yep".  After which, she said I'm starting to understand why everyone calls us weird or a cult.  I didn't laugh too hard at the time, but I did later. 

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On 6/19/2025 at 10:52 PM, General Specific said:


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Furk elegance!

~Aggy probably.

Enhance, enhance

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15 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Remember how we all wanted to roast PK and Sark after the Arky game their first season at UT?

Good times

I dont know in what world that was good, I was there and saw nothing good that day. 

On 6/22/2025 at 10:58 PM, Longboard Horn said:

🤣🤣🤣 every year is “their year.” They truly are the Cowboys of college football 

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As apposed to the other 80+ years since their last title...

On 6/23/2025 at 7:35 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

But they almost made the playoffs during Covid too!

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38 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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 The road goes on forever and the party never ends...

 

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17 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

“Something was off.”

 

1 hour ago, skipmcgee said:

“Something was off.”

 

Damn, I didnt realize he was there for 3 years, I always thought it was two. 

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"I’m not the one who tries to jump ship and quit. ... This is the ship that I helped build, and I’m part of it."

Uhhh . . .

This guy is feeling his oats:

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Texas A&M football fans have the chance for a great season ahead of them, but their rivals down the street have been spouting off about 2025 ever since 2024 ended. Despite the fact that the Longhorns looked noncompetitive in their biggest games and are losing a ton at some very important positions, they are apparently under the impression that they are now national title contenders.

This notion has much to do with the fact that they are going to be starting Arch Manning at quarterback instead of Quinn Ewers. Ewers ended his career panned by Texas fans as one of the main reasons they were losing games, so Manning's advent is something that they are counting on as a huge step forward.


This is despite the fact that both players were ranked exactly the same coming out of high school and Manning was on campus all of last year, yet never made it onto the field for any significant amount of time. He was used in packages and played some in relief for Ewers, but did not look any better at all.

This fact may escape Texas fans, but it does not do so for the general public. Steve Spurrier, who has been known to fire off some inconvenient truths from time to time, sounded off on this unwarranted hype.

Steve Spurrier embarrasses Texas fans' flawed Arch Manning logic
Spurrier didn't hold back when discussing Texas's quarterback situation this year:

This should worry Longhorn fans way more than it apparently does. The lack of returning receiver yardage, DB experience, DL snaps, and seniority along the OL all spells trouble, especially when you're facing off with Ohio State in the first game.

But apparently, because a guy with a famous last name who played at a 2A high school, who couldn't outplay a seventh-rounder last year, will be starting at QB, they'll be fine.


We'll just have to see how that logic works out for them this year. I have a feeling it won't go the way they want it to.

 

Non-competitive in big games?  Shit Bird Pat, we were in the RZ for both final “playoff” games that we played in, during the waning minutes of both.  The last resulted in losing to the eventual National Champion.

What a fucktard!

Hook’em!!!

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

Non-competitive in big games?  Shit Bird Pat, we were in the RZ for both final “playoff” games that we played in, during the waning minutes of both.  The last resulted in losing to the eventual National Champion.

What a fucktard!

Hook’em!!!

Someone will have to remind me if aggy has made or gotten close to making the playoffs in a year that didn’t have a global pandemic, fewer games and no/reduced crowds 

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy is feeling his oats:

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this dude can't be real. does he get paid for mentioning texas in every article ? he can't be real. its fucking weird 

26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy is feeling his oats:

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Have you read the one of Crempin committing to aggy?  Apparently we got "stuffed in a locker" in recruiting.

29 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Someone will have to remind me if aggy has made or gotten close to making the playoffs in a year that didn’t have a global pandemic, fewer games and no/reduced crowds 

 

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50 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy is feeling his oats:

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So not being ready for Georgia for one fucking game means we were “non competitive” in all hit games?

We were not in OT against Georgia in the SEC title game in Their back yard?

Were we not a broken screen play TD from being up double digits at halftime vs OSU and a chance to tie late in the 4th?

Oh and I guess he’s admitting the game against that Aggie “buzz saw” last November wasn’t a “big game”. 

59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy is feeling his oats:

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I'm waiting for the evidence of Longhorns "quaking" from The Ol' Bawlcoach's worthless opinion.

Fucking idiot.

Spurrier is just trying to stay in the news.  If he had said something negative about aggy, no one would notice the non-newsworthy obvious comment.  He knows that.  

44 minutes ago, Drew said:

Oh and I guess he’s admitting the game against that Aggie “buzz saw” last November wasn’t a “big game”. 

 

Well, it wasn’t a big game, for us. 

20 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Well, it wasn’t a big game, for us. 

Actually brought down our strength of schedule, which it’ll most likely do again next season.

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, Drew said:

 and I guess he’s admitting the game against that Aggie “buzz saw” last November wasn’t a “big game”. 

This game?

 

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

He’s A.I.

In his case that stands for Artificial Incel.

I could have sworn Arch took every snap for 2 straight games last year.

Spurrier WISHES he could cause as much terror and fear as big bro causes Aggie. No amount of "Citrus bowl without UT" smack can compare to the generational trauma inflicted on gomers. 

6 hours ago, Jon Bovi said:

Spurrier is just trying to stay in the news.  If he had said something negative about aggy, no one would notice the non-newsworthy obvious comment.  He knows that.  

Ole Ball Coach needs to spend more time worrying about his old two mediocre SEC teams.  One has a HC on hot seat hotter than a leather seat in a Texas August and you’re wearing shorts.

Hook’em!!!

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I could have sworn Arch took every snap for 2 straight games last year.

Yeah, but you see, you can't take anything away from a guy who started 2 games, played in 10, completed 68% of his passes for a 9/2 TD/INT ratio and had 108 yards and 4 TDs.

It means nothing! 

Ole Ball Coach would give at least one gonad  to have Arch on his team.

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy is feeling his oats:

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If I ever cross paths with this dork, I will make him cry and then stuff him in a locker.

4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

If I ever cross paths with this dork, I will make him cry and then stuff him in a locker.

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43 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah, but you see, you can't take anything away from a guy who started 2 games, played in 10, completed 68% of his passes for a 9/2 TD/INT ratio and had 108 yards and 4 TDs.

It means nothing! 

Plus, you know... this:

Nov 30, 2024; College Station, Texas, USA; Texas Longhorns quarterback Arch Manning (16) dives for a touchdown against Texas A&M Aggies defensive back Dalton Brooks (25) in the first quarter at Kyle Field.

 

Didn’t count. Wasn’t a big game. We didn’t show up for those, apparently 

14 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

If I ever cross paths with this dork, I will make him cry and then stuff him in a locker.

Give him a panties wedgie?

24 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

If I ever cross paths with this dork, I will make him cry and then stuff him in a locker.

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lol - getting swept by the team who loses three to their own satellite school is better? 

 

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

 

lol - getting swept by the team who loses three to their own satellite school is better? 

 

jfc……those clodhopping goobers are an embarrassment to the agricultural community and rednecks in general.

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

If I ever cross paths with this dork, I will make him cry and then stuff him in a locker.

Big deal, I'm 99% sure this guy cries after he masturbates. 

23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Big deal, I'm 99% sure this guy cries after he masturbates. 

because feelings?

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