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I’m all for Pat doing what he/she is doing. The higher that roller coaster in June, the more Aggy tears for us to share in November.

Hear that? It’s the sound of inevitability! Aggy gonna Aggy.

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Today I learned that Spurrier is still alive.

That’s nice.

54 minutes ago, demos said:

Today I learned that Spurrier is still alive.

That’s nice.

Is it, though?

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2 hours ago, General Specific said:

I’m all for Pat doing what he/she is doing. The higher that roller coaster in June, the more Aggy tears for us to share in November.

Hear that? It’s the sound of inevitability! Aggy gonna Aggy.

Well, you're gonna like this one then:

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Texas A&M has just landed a commitment from Prosper offensive guard Zaden Krempin, making him the third commitment in the class along the offensive line after Avery Morcho and Samuel Roseborough. Long thought to be a Texas lean, Krempin made the decision for the Aggies today after visits to both Austin and College Station apparently cleared up where his future lies.

This is the third straight head-to-head win by the Aggies over the Longhorns: Samuel Roseborough, who is himself an offensive lineman, KJ Edwards, and now Krempin. This is a simply massive addition in more ways than one, and it moves the Aggies even further up in the national rankings.

Krempin is the kind of guy who adds to an elite offensive line class, which is exactly what the Aggies are building in this cycle. Being a highly-regarded recruit for as long as he has, this is a major win for the Ags as they continue to ascend in the national spotlight.

Texas A&M knocks off Texas for OG Zaden Krempin, winning three straight recruiting battles against Longhorns
This 2026 cycle is the one that the Aggies have been building towards for some time, ever since Elko stepped on campus. In that regard, he is showing how easily he's been able to outfox Sarkisian in Austin, which is especially impressive given the disparate results on the field this previous year.


If he's able to continue building on these results, it's going to spell trouble on the trail for Texas. Elko's program continues to bear the fruit you'd expect given the care and organizational skill he put into its construction.

Krempin is the latest example of that, but he certainly won't be the last. This win over Texas on the trail will only continue to build momentum for the Aggies moving forward, and I can't wait to see how this class ends up.

This is all contingent, of course, on a continued ability to deliver on the field. The Aggies need to show some steps have been taken this fall against an even tougher schedule— otherwise, things could go south on the trail, as I guarantee other programs are watching like vultures at the moment.

 

Sounds like we just need to fold the program and call it a day.  No way we can compete with aggy.  Calling to cancel my tickets now.

7 hours ago, n64ra said:

 

lol - getting swept by the team who loses three to their own satellite school is better? 

 

That's as clever as a Texas fan making fun of TOSU for losing to Michigan. 

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Which is better?

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or B)

 

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Sounds like we just need to fold the program and call it a day.  No way we can compete with aggy.  Calling to cancel my tickets now.

While we’re at it, Immamac, please shut down all services related to Surly as Aggy has completely dominated and destroyed us!!1!

We are losers and finished in the shower!
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31 minutes ago, General Specific said:

finished in the shower!

is that wrong?

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, you're gonna like this one then:

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Like Texas isn't the ONLY team vying for these guys.

But I love how they're crowing in June about recruiting rankings...knowing a quarter of their class will reopen recruiting by December.

Whorns talk about the 2024 game, but they never mention the truth.

Truth: tu finished the game in next to last place, while the Fightin' Texum aggys wound up in Second Place! 

Hard Truth: aggy D 7, tu D ZERO! Whorns got shut the f*ck OUT.

Advantage aggy, Whoop!

 

 

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Like Texas isn't the ONLY team vying for these guys.

But I love how they're crowing in June about recruiting rankings...knowing a quarter of their class will reopen recruiting by December.

A year out commitment for a player isn’t concrete, until they see the commit’s proposed place on the field this Fall.  Hell, we might even lose one or two, as $$$ goes a long way.

To hang your hat on June rankings is just paper fodder for click bait.

Hook’em!!!

We are an international brand ya dern sip! Did you not see our logo on the Colosseum in Rome? I mean it’s like I’m playing cards with my brother’s kids or something. Sheesh

14 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

Aggie is a National Brand good sir.  National!

National Laughingstocks

9 hours ago, General Specific said:

We are an international brand ya dern sip! Did you not see our logo on the Colosseum in Rome? I mean it’s like I’m playing cards with my brother’s kids or something. Sheesh

You are forgetting their Qatar connections.

Say what you want about TikTok, but they have some very informed influencers there. "The most toxic CFB fan bases"

 

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The way aggy twists and contorts facts to claim a victory over that evil tu, they should be known as the Fighting Texum Pretzels.

9 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Say what you want about TikTok, but they have some very informed influencers there. "The most toxic CFB fan bases"

 

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If by toxic they mean idiotic, hammer meets nail.

This guy has his panties in a bunch again about something someone wrote on the Internet:

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https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/every-sec-teams-best-worst-case-scenario-in-2025-four-loss-alabama-undefeated-season-for-georgia/

 

When you're in peak offseason mode, the discussion of things like win ceilings and win floors is commonplace. It is not uncommon to see projections done in that form as we get ever closer to the actual start of the college football season.

These can be hit or miss, obviously, and fodder for hilarity in hindsight. We know far less about each individual team at this point than we do once the games are played, so there's a lot of conjecture playing into the equation if you're not talking about statistical models.


That said, I think there are some things that we can say pretty certainly are beyond the pale.CBS's best-case and worst-case scenarios for the Aggies is surely something that will be controversial for the way they discuss A&M's floor for the upcoming season.

CBS shockingly assigns 5-7 floor to Texas A&M for 2025 football season
CBS has outlined their best and worst case scenarioes for every SEC team in the upcoming year, and they said that the Aggies could end up at the dreaded 5-7 mark. When given the space to outline their rationale, here's all they offered:

"There's some regression coming, right?... Texas A&M will not be favored on the road against Notre Dame, LSU or Texas -- and the home showdown with Florida on Oct. 11 could get tricky if quarterback DJ Lagway is the breakout performer most are expecting."


So, for those of you counting, that is four losses— not seven. Presumably, the other three are South Carolina, Missouri, and... who? Arkansas? Mississippi State?

This has me wondering what the criteria for "worst case" actually is. Worst realistic case? Because it stretches credulity that the Aggies could realistically pile up seven losses absent a lot of injury. And if we're counting injury as part of this possibility space, then for all we know right now, every single starter could get injured on the first snap of the game against UTSA and the Aggies could go 0-12!

Meanwhile, the "worst case" scenario for the Longhorns is 8-4 in this article. As a matter of fact, I would say that 8-4, given everything that the Longhorns are replacing, is actually not that unrealistic of an outcome, seeing how their schedule plays out. Worst case— if, as they say in the article, that could include injury to their starting QB— would be more like 6-6. At least, if the Aggies' floor is 5-7, that shoudl be the case.


I think it's germane to mention that the "worst-case" projection for the Aggies in 2022 was 8-4. And, due to injury, they plummeted far below that mark. Something to keep in mind as we consider this projection.

 

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy has his panties in a bunch again about something someone wrote on the Internet:

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He understand what floor is right? Not likely?

And Texas isn't losing 6 games no matter who's at QB. Not that talent and that defense.

His floor for losing his virginity is 62 years old.

Betting the over on this one.
37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

His floor for losing his virginity is 62 years old.

What's that in dog years?  Asking for Graham Harmon.

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I think it's germane to mention that the "worst-case" projection for the Aggies in 2022 was 8-4. And, due to injury, they plummeted far below that mark. Something to keep in mind as we consider this projection.

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

His floor for losing his virginity is 62 years old.

Not if he meets your mom first

On 6/26/2025 at 12:18 PM, General Specific said:

I’m all for Pat doing what he/she is doing. The higher that roller coaster in June, the more Aggy tears for us to share in November.

Hear that? It’s the sound of inevitability! Aggy gonna Aggy.

the ag swag index is trending low as we head in to the heat of summer

there are 5 bellwether houses in my neighborhood that can be counted on to have gone full aggy cornholio by the summer solstice and only 1 of them has their flag out as of wednesday

8 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I lost mine in 1960.

I'm sorry for your loss.

And thank you for your service.

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I lost mine in 1960.

you never posted the pics of the 3-way with your wife and her bestie

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

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to be fair, that's not a claimed natty, the ap did vote and did award that title

however the ap DID NOT award a trophy for the first 5 titles (1936-1940) so if there *IS* a trophy in the blimp hangar, it's fake

it should also be noted that aggy holds a unique distinction that can never be repeated

reminder that for 30ish years the ap (and then coaches) polls were taken and titles awarded BEFORE the bowls

aggy were awarded their 1939 title undefeated at 11-0, outscoring the opposition 212 to 31

HOWEVER

tennessee were 10-0, and outscored their opposition 212 to 0

they scored the same number of points, but aggy needed an extra game to do it; tennessee were the defending national champions

since the start of the bcs, and now with the playoffs, it is impossible for a team to be unbeaten, untied and unscored upon, and not win the national title

advantage: aggy

5 hours ago, demos said:


Betting the over on this one.

Isn't he a youth minister?  If so, I'll bet the under.

23 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

to be fair, that's not a claimed natty, the ap did vote and did award that title

however the ap DID NOT award a trophy for the first 5 titles (1936-1940) so if there *IS* a trophy in the blimp hangar, it's fake

it should also be noted that aggy holds a unique distinction that can never be repeated

reminder that for 30ish years the ap (and then coaches) polls were taken and titles awarded BEFORE the bowls

aggy were awarded their 1939 title undefeated at 11-0, outscoring the opposition 212 to 31

HOWEVER

tennessee were 10-0, and outscored their opposition 212 to 0

they scored the same number of points, but aggy needed an extra game to do it; tennessee were the defending national champions

since the start of the bcs, and now with the playoffs, it is impossible for a team to be unbeaten, untied and unscored upon, and not win the national title

advantage: aggy

Claimed simply means that some organization out there recognizes a team as the champ and the team includes it in their list of championships that they say they have.

Texas only claims 4 titles, but there are some organizatios out there (computer models) that list Texas as champs for other years. We don't CLAIM those titles.

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