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3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Alabama claims that 1939 title too, don’t they?

Alabama would claim a title if Girl Scouts Monthly voted them number 1.

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20 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Alabama would claim a title if Girl Scouts Monthly voted them number 1.

This is true

He understand what floor is right? Not likely?
And Texas isn't losing 6 games no matter who's at QB. Not that talent and that defense.

Texas will be higher than his 6 wins floor, more so than aggy’s 5.
9 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Funny thread.....

 

 

Clickety clack.

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1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Funny thread.....

 

 

Spoiler

UT will be very lucky again this year @ DKR. Try not to be surprised by the outcome.

32 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Spoiler

UT will be very lucky again this year @ DKR. Try not to be surprised by the outcome.

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48 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Would love to see the storage facility where aggy keeps all of their unhatched chickens.

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19 minutes ago, sdm said:

Would love to see the storage facility where aggy keeps all of their unhatched chickens.

 

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24 minutes ago, sdm said:

Would love to see the storage facility where aggy keeps all of their unhatched chickens.

 

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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It wasn't at the press conference when he was hired in December 2017.

It is worse than that.

It was at the A&M Chancellor's Council meeting in February 2018, still before he ever coached a game. They were recognizing the coach of Texas A&M Commerce for winning the Division 2 National Championship and gave him a trophy/plaque. An award he actually earned. And then, just to show how little the leaders of the A&M system really feel for TAMC, they gave the same plaque with a blank date to Fisher.

What a joke!

10 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Only Aggy could come up with an “Expectation Trophy”!

Well they've got A LOT of excess shelf space in the hall of champions. Don't be surprised if every aggie letterman gets their own Wall of Gaylord. 

On 6/28/2025 at 7:23 PM, speed817 said:

Funny thread.....

 

 

I perused that thread of idiotic takes.

The best one was him claiming the Refs blew the Blue TD catch...as he didn't maintain control of the ball the whole way, as if being in the endzone, with possession, wasn't enough.  He doesn't even know his own rules. And the Refs REVIEWED it and called it a TD.

Basically said that changed the game and the Horns are lucky they even won at all...despite winning by double digits and holding aggie scoreless on offense.

On 6/28/2025 at 8:45 PM, DFW Horn said:

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UT will be very lucky again this year @ DKR. Try not to be surprised by the outcome.

"TU got lucky and help from the refs on ALL 9 of their TD drives......"

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

I perused that thread of idiotic takes.

The best one was him claiming the Refs blew the Blue TD catch...as he didn't maintain control of the ball the whole way, as if being in the endzone, with possession, wasn't enough.  He doesn't even know his own rules. And the Refs REVIEWED it and called it a TD.

Basically said that changed the game and the Horns are lucky they even won at all...despite winning by double digits and holding aggie scoreless on offense.

Yup.  It's just as easy to say that a couple of truly terrible plays by the Texas offense, are the only reasons the score of that game wasn't 31-0.

 

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Holy shit!  Sorry if this has already been posted:
 

 

On 6/28/2025 at 7:23 PM, speed817 said:

Funny thread.....

 

 

Aggy in a nutshell.  They hypothetically win every game they lose.

On 6/28/2025 at 6:23 PM, Armybrat said:

Alabama claims that 1939 title too, don’t they?

Shouldn’t you tell us? I mean, you were there, right?

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29 minutes ago, Plorant said:

Holy shit!  Sorry if this has already been posted:
 

 

What in the deep fried fuck is happening here?

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

What in the deep fried fuck is happening here?

Cult initiation. 

There might be some slightly tan skin tone in that group, but going with the Beyonce choreography is a very bold move.  Oh, it's also terrible.

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On 6/28/2025 at 8:58 AM, Beau Vine said:

This guy has his panties in a bunch again about something someone wrote on the Internet:

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Again.

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If Texas A&M has proven one thing in the past year and change, it's that they've made an upgrade at the coaching position— especially considering some of the other names that were out there. Some big fish were mentioned as possible candidates, but Mike Elko seems to be just the man for the job so far— on the field and on the trail.

Time will tell, but the Aggies may have made a program-defining hire if Elko can get things turned around. We already saw some evidence of that with what he was able to do in this previous season, despite the downturn that occurred down the stretch. Accomplishing what he did with a patchwork defense and the QB carousel we saw was pretty amazing.


That's why most Aggie fans feel fine joking about the "hire" of Mark Stoops. If you're not clued in, A&M fans essentially got in the way of what was a handshake deal for Stoops to come to Aggieland after Fisher was fired.

That would have been disastrous on several accounts. Stoops struggles with a lot of the same outdated philosophical issues that were plaguing Fisher by the time he exited Aggieland, and he was doing so without the recruiting ability that Jimbo had shown. It would have been more of the same... only worse.

Unbelievable SEC coaches ranking puts Mike Elko behind Mark Stoops
That's why this ranking of SEC coaches is so puzzling. Not only is Mike Elko on the bottom half of the list, he's on the bottom half behind Mark Stoops.

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I think that Elko has put himself above Stoops, Drinkwitz, and Beamer pretty solidly. I've sounded off before about how Brian Kelly is overrated, but I understand he and guys like Heupel and DeBoer being in front of Elko, though.

Not Stoops, though. Especially not Stoops.

This is a sham of a ranking, and as untenable as it is right now, I think it will be even more so once we complete this upcoming season. I have a feeling the Aggies are set to leave no doubt once 2025 is over.

 

I want to believe Graham is real.  He's real enough, he has definitely fingered the pulse of Aggies everywhere, or something.

In looking at their schedule, I don't see how they win more than 1-2 of these games:  @ ND, @ Arky, @ LSU, @ Mizzou, SC, @ Texas.  8-4 best case, clickety clickety clack.

He's really almost too good to be true and he reads exactly like AI.

But then I think about the ags I know in real life who think, and talk, in this exact same way, and I become less sure of my position on the matter.

45 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I want to believe Graham is real.  He's real enough, he has definitely fingered the pulse of Aggies everywhere, or something.

In looking at their schedule, I don't see how they win more than 1-2 of these games:  @ ND, @ Arky, @ LSU, @ Mizzou, SC, @ Texas.  8-4 best case, clickety clickety clack.

the only thing that dork has fingered is his own asshole. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I have a feeling the Aggies are set to leave no doubt once 2025 is over.

 

He’s not wrong at face value. Granted he doesn’t mention what doubt will be vanquished, but that’s okay, we all know it will leave no doubt they are who they’ve always been. 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I want to believe Graham is real.  He's real enough, he has definitely fingered the pulse of Aggies everywhere, or something.

In looking at their schedule, I don't see how they win more than 1-2 of these games:  @ ND, @ Arky, @ LSU, @ Mizzou, SC, @ Texas.  8-4 best case, clickety clickety clack.

GPTzero says 100% human!

4 hours ago, Plorant said:

Holy shit!  Sorry if this has already been posted:
 

 

We really need a WTF reaction.

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

GPTzero says 100% human!

Yep, I've checked a couple of his articles out of absolute disbelief a person could have written them, and I also got "100% human." I honestly think it's a bit and imagine him typing away like this...

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Again.

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After reading the headline I was 100% sure that Graham was losing his shit because Sark was ahead of Elko.  

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

He's really almost too good to be true and he reads exactly like AI.

But then I think about the ags I know in real life who think, and talk, in this exact same way, and I become less sure of my position on the matter.

aggy irl do not write with perfect spelling, grammar and syntax

no one has filmed or recorded him period, much less speaking extemporaneously

at this point i would take odds on him not even knowing about the use of his name and image

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

We really need a WTF reaction.

 we need to have the blinking envelope and the ag tag

9 hours ago, Drew said:

I perused that thread of idiotic takes.

The best one was him claiming the Refs blew the Blue TD catch...as he didn't maintain control of the ball the whole way, as if being in the endzone, with possession, wasn't enough.  He doesn't even know his own rules. And the Refs REVIEWED it and called it a TD.

Has anyone went back and rewatched the Texas game?
 

“Has went”?  Obviously a grad English major at aggy.

17 hours ago, Plorant said:

Holy shit!  Sorry if this has already been posted:
 

 

Fantastic

Now aggy law has gone and fucked up Ft. Worth, too. I am gruntled.

I honestly think it's a bit and imagine him typing away like this...

 


Occam’s Razor doesn’t work with aggy.
34 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Fantastic

Now aggy law has gone and fucked up Ft. Worth, too. I am gruntled.

Fucking Wesleyan selling out to the Ags.  

Two questions from that video.  

First, why is the dean of the law school wearing a tie in the video and why is he wearing the tie out over the t-shirt so it is even more apparent he is the only person who did not read the email about what to wear to the video shoot.

Second, why the hell are they wearing pink t-shirts if they focused on the maroon or whatever that lines is from their song. 

53 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

https://www.facebook.com/graham.harmon.1/

Take a look at the profile here. Graham wearing a Baylor polo, studies at South Carolina, nothing really aggy at all. I think Graham may be some rando in South Carolina using gpt and a texags script to cash in on those rubes. 

that page says he's been a student at cocks since august of 2016

the bayler polo indicating a waco connection leads to this:

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there is no church in waco with that name, but there is a church with that name in cocktown sc

for someone with this prolific level of output, zero podcast appearances, zero interviews, zero youtube tiktok social anything, zero public events, zero, zero, zero

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