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17 hours ago, utee94 said:

He's really almost too good to be true and he reads exactly like AI.

But then I think about the ags I know in real life who think, and talk, in this exact same way, and I become less sure of my position on the matter.

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aggy has been hounding this account all week since the final DC numbers came out, so he tried to help them out.

 

Heh.  Our margin of victory is a lot higher on that version of the award.  Well done, Ags.

18 minutes ago, Mittens said:

aggy has been hounding this account all week since the final DC numbers came out, so he tried to help them out.

 

I wonder if aggy reads this post and the "award" in the same condescending and satirical tone that I do.

38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I wonder if aggy reads this post and the "award" in the same condescending and satirical tone that I do.

Most likely not.  Would require a modicum of self awareness.

2 hours ago, PGFrog said:

Fucking Wesleyan selling out to the Ags.  

Two questions from that video.  

First, why is the dean of the law school wearing a tie in the video and why is he wearing the tie out over the t-shirt so it is even more apparent he is the only person who did not read the email about what to wear to the video shoot.

Second, why the hell are they wearing pink t-shirts if they focused on the maroon or whatever that lines is from their song. 

But, do any of these aggy constitutional educators/lawyers even know or acknowledge A&M is a branch of The University?

Paging @Randolph Duke to the maroon courtesy phone.

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

aggy has been hounding this account all week since the final DC numbers came out, so he tried to help them out.

 

Why were they hounding them?

Wasn't aggie saying that it was a made up award that doesn't mean anything?

4 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

https://www.facebook.com/graham.harmon.1/

Take a look at the profile here. Graham wearing a Baylor polo, studies at South Carolina, nothing really aggy at all. I think Graham may be some rando in South Carolina using gpt and a texags script to cash in on those rubes. 

Graham is also a forever student at South Carolina. 

I can see him cashing in on aggy.   Their fan base slurps  up Billy Liucci’s drivel.  

Jesus, if aggy ever won a Director's Cup, they'd make 3 duplicates and put it on Kyle Field 8 times.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus, if aggy ever won a Director's Cup, they'd make 3 duplicates and put it on Kyle Field 8 times.

And print plastic cups and shirts.  

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

And print plastic cups and shirts.  

And fuck some sheep. Because it's Tuesday 

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

And fuck some sheep. Because it's Tuesday 

Some?  Why not all the sheep?

4 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Some?  Why not all the sheep?

And what does Tuesday have to do with it?

Jesus, if aggy ever won a Director's Cup, they'd make 3 duplicates and put it on Kyle Field 8 times.

12 times you stupid sip
40 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Some?  Why not all the sheep?

 

Well, it’s kind of like how you manage a bullpen in baseball. They gotta keep the flock overall ready, and rotate to maintain balance and productivity. 

 

 

35 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And what does Tuesday have to do with it?

 

They only fuck sheep on days that end in with the letter “y.”

 

Graham is also a forever student at South Carolina. 
I can see him cashing in on aggy.   Their fan base slurps  up Billy Liucci’s drivel.  

Scrolled a little further into his timeline. He’s got pics wearing Auburn gear as well.
Came across this jewel and had to grab it.
Prom. Just look at him. Dude’s on a warpath that can only be stopped by a mountain of pussy the likes of which none of us can ever imagine.
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6 hours ago, Mittens said:

aggy has been hounding this account all week since the final DC numbers came out, so he tried to help them out.

 

There is no such thing as a "Texas Aggie."

22 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

There is no such thing as a "Texas Aggie."

Texas Raiders

Texas Horned Frogs

Texas Bobcats

Texas Armadillos

Michigan Spartans

Florida Seminoles

Kansas Wildcats

Oklahoma Cowboys

Indiana Sycamores

Alabama Blazers

Minnesota Screaming Eagles

1 minute ago, mantis toboggan said:

 

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Lucas was a playa. 

A young Charlie Sheen had his back.

Lucas | Rotten Tomatoes

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

 

Minnesota Screaming Eagles

Today I learned there was a Minny State U. Had to google that one. 🤣

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31 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Today I learned there was a Minny State U. Had to google that one. 🤣

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10 hours ago, Mittens said:

aggy has been hounding this account all week since the final DC numbers came out, so he tried to help them out.

 

Holy shit lmao. And the responses on that tweet…

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Today I learned there was a Minny State U. Had to google that one. 🤣

There are several of them.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Holy shit lmao. And the responses on that tweet…

Ironically, they speak of sports that dont matter, but they wouldnt be near as high without Mens outdoor track winning a title and womens tennis getting 2nd. 

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17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

There are several of them.

Oh, probably a slew of them.  Just never have had Minnesota on my football/college radar since....ever. 

12 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


Scrolled a little further into his timeline. He’s got pics wearing Auburn gear as well.
Came across this jewel and had to grab it.
Prom. Just look at him. Dude’s on a warpath that can only be stopped by a mountain of pussy the likes of which none of us can ever imagine.
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"Eeew...a girl is touching me! Make it stop!"

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

"Eeew...a girl is touching me! Make it stop!"

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15 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Dude’s on a warpath that can only be stopped by a mountain of pussy the likes of which none of us can ever imagine.

So only he can stop himself?!

On 5/25/2025 at 2:28 PM, statsman said:

The Ags really are phenomenal baseball fans. Is there any other fanbase with greater support for less results?

FSU?

15 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Holy shit lmao. And the responses on that tweet…

Wow, Case the aggy is not very smart.

Case: Why not include Equestrian over rowing? Equestrian is an NCAA sanctioned sport just like rowing is.

Directors’ Cup Updates: all NCAA sports are included. Equestrian is not NCAA.

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2 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Wow, Case the aggy is not very smart.

Case: Why not include Equestrian over rowing? Equestrian is an NCAA sanctioned sport just like rowing is.

Directors’ Cup Updates: all NCAA sports are included. Equestrian is not NCAA.

And Meat Judging is FDA, not NCAA.

17 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Holy shit lmao. And the responses on that tweet…

The amount of stupid in those replies makes me sad...but we live in a country where A&W's 1/3-pound burger failed because Americans are too stupid to understand fractions.

On 7/1/2025 at 8:32 AM, LW Goatman said:

https://www.facebook.com/graham.harmon.1/

Take a look at the profile here. Graham wearing a Baylor polo, studies at South Carolina, nothing really aggy at all. I think Graham may be some rando in South Carolina using gpt and a texags script to cash in on those rubes. 

Well, he went to a creepy Christian high school (Ben Lippen), seems to favor a fairly creepy Christian college that he does not attend.

And he writes about an ultra-right-wing public university that may actually have the most prominent/successful athletics of such an URW institution.

There's a thread there.

On 7/1/2025 at 8:32 AM, LW Goatman said:

https://www.facebook.com/graham.harmon.1/

Take a look at the profile here. Graham wearing a Baylor polo, studies at South Carolina, nothing really aggy at all. I think Graham may be some rando in South Carolina using gpt and a texags script to cash in on those rubes. 

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my litany of ridiculous profile pictures on my various and sundry social media accounts serve as a good reminder to myself to Never Post Anything Serious On Line

So, he admits he’s not serious about all the Aggie sunshine pumping?

23 hours ago, Armybrat said:

His mommy is kinda nice.

Why would his mom be wearing a formal dress and corsage on his prom night, unless……

 

I assumed it was his date which would be a pretty impressive score for him.  Maybe he’s like Meat Pimp.  He’s just got next level game. 

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31 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

 Maybe he’s like Meat Pimp.  He’s just got next level game. 

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1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Why would his mom be wearing a formal dress and corsage on his prom night, unless……

 

I assumed it was his date which would be a pretty impressive score for him.  Maybe he’s like Meat Pimp.  He’s just got next level game. 

Maybe she invited herself as his “date”.

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Texas was 6-1 against them in the “big 3” last year 

7-1 if you expand it to WBB

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