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The primary payout by Texas A&M University in connection with the 1999 Aggie Bonfire collapse was $2.1 million, agreed upon in October 2008. Under that settlement:

  • $500,000 was paid directly by the university (the maximum allowed under Texas tort law),

  • The remaining $1.6 million came from insurance policies covering university administrators

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

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I just went to the last page of the thread without knowing what’s going on and this always gets rep no matter what. 

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

The primary payout by Texas A&M University in connection with the 1999 Aggie Bonfire collapse was $2.1 million, agreed upon in October 2008.

Meanwhile...

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I just went to the last page of the thread without knowing what’s going on and this always gets rep no matter what. 

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Just to put aggy in first place for something, let's see a Director's Cup ranking for coaching buyouts in the last couple of years.

8 hours ago, landman said:

Just to put aggy in first place for something, let's see a Director's Cup ranking for coaching buyouts in the last couple of years.

If we wait a couple more, we can count Elko's.

9 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Meanwhile...

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[AGGY]Well, just shows the world what A&M’s priorities are[/NETWORK]

11 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

If we wait a couple more, we can count Elko's.

And Earley. And Joni Taylor. And the no-name they hired for MBB 

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It's almost as if y'all have never heard the term "sleeping giant".

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10 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Pyle Field is "menacing". Clickety-clack, MF'ers...

 

Poor Samford. They have to play at the toughest stadium to win at in the nation.

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1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Poor Samford. They have to play at the toughest stadium to win at in the nation.

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It's almost like these media turds can't look up aggy's record at home.

The most overrated venue in CFB

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's almost as if y'all have never heard the term "sleeping giant".

Asleep at the wheel

6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Poor Samford. They have to play at the toughest stadium to win at in the nation. 

Yeah, but you have to be pretty damn smart even to play on the football team in Palo Alto, so they have a good chance for an upset at Kyle.

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Nah he drew her portrait:

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On 7/1/2025 at 5:03 PM, Hank Chinaski said:

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Hell, I like this guy.

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This guy fucks

15 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Pyle Field is "menacing". Clickety-clack, MF'ers...

 

Fucking Samford the week before Texas?!?   The sooner they go to 9 games the better.

And can't wait for the "grind of a SEC schedule is why!?!" when they clown Texas' schedule on one hand, while on the other claim "Look at our schedule...there's not 4 losses on there!"

Like ND, LSU, USC, Texas, Florida, and even Auburn/arky/mizzou couldn't all beat them.  They won't lose them all...but they'll lose at least 4. Easy.

20 minutes ago, Drew said:

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This guy fucks

Fucking Samford the week before Texas?!?   The sooner they go to 9 games the better.

And can't wait for the "grind of a SEC schedule is why!?!" when they clown Texas' schedule on one hand, while on the other claim "Look at our schedule...there's not 4 losses on there!"

Like ND, LSU, USC, Texas, Florida, and even Auburn/arky/mizzou couldn't all beat them.  They won't lose them all...but they'll lose at least 4. Easy.

I bet they will be looking forward and that Samford game ends up being closer than they like. Im sure it will be on ESPN6.

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6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Poor Samford. They have to play at the toughest stadium to win at in the nation.

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you cant leave out this classic

Brandon Marcello X:ssä: "Texas A&M has lost five straight games, the worst  streak in 42 years. A man wearing an App State shirt decided to celebrate  in Aggie Land with a cigar

It’s MFng (FCS) Samford, NOT Stanford, so a pretty big difference in scheduling.

Hook’em!!!

MFng pussies in the SEC not wanting that 9th conference game.  Oh hey, 50% of the conference will lose that week, as well as have to go on the road on odd/even years.  Just MFng win the game!  But, but bowl eligibility?  MFer, if your team is 7-5, welcome to the shitty bowls.

Hook’em!!!

11 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

It’s MFng (FCS) Samford, NOT Stanford, so a pretty big difference in scheduling.

Hook’em!!!

At this point Stanford may be easier than Stamford. 

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

At this point Stanford may be easier than Stamford. 

 

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3 hours ago, markstanco said:

At this point Stanford may be easier than Stamford. 

 

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12 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

If we wait a couple more, we can count Elko's.

Elko will take a lifetime supply of mac and cheese.

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


What part?

Nevermind 

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Delete user - not sure why I decided to trust aggy with math

Last 6 aTm coaches and number of bowl wins at aTm:

Elko - 0

Jimbo - 3

Sumlin - 3

Sherman - 1

Fran - 0

Arcee - 3

Total - 10

Or is this the thing where they count wins at other schools as aggie wins?

SITTING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP CORCH!

10 hours ago, shakahorn said:

Elko will take a lifetime supply of mac and cheese.

Oof.....thats gonna end up costing aggy more than the Jimbo breakup. They really need to seek outside help  when they structure these deals.

Oof.....thats gonna end up costing aggy more than the Jimbo breakup. They really need to seek outside help  when they structure these deals.

Dude, using Aggy and structure, together? Are you sure about that?
It's almost as if y'all have never heard the term "sleeping giant".

At this point, they should be checked for narcolepsy.

Mack Brown @ Texas:  10 bowl wins in 16 seasons

Texas A&M 1990-2025:  10 bowl wins in 35 seasons, 10 coaches (including 4 interim head coaches)

Tom Herman won more bowl games at Texas than any of the past 7 aTm coaches (Sherrill was 2-1) won at aTm.

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Delete user - not sure why I decided to trust aggy with math

Anyone who trusts aggy math should be permabanned 

On 7/2/2025 at 3:04 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Well, he went to a creepy Christian high school (Ben Lippen), seems to favor a fairly creepy Christian college that he does not attend.

And he writes about an ultra-right-wing public university that may actually have the most prominent/successful athletics of such an URW institution.

There's a thread there.

Yes, we get it, you hate Christians.

8 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Tom Herman won more bowl games at Texas than any of the past 7 aTm coaches (Sherrill was 2-1) won at aTm.

He was a douche, but he did place importance on those games.  Also, and I care so little I wont google, but I cant recall him losing a game by 2 TDs more than twice maybe?

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He was a douche, but he did place importance on those games.  Also, and I care so little I wont google, but I cant recall him losing a game by 2 TDs more than twice maybe?

Worst total margin of loss in a season: 40.  Brown and Strong did that it single games on occasion.

By year: (o) means overtime.

Year 1: lost by 10, 3o, 5, 3o, 17, 4
Year 2: lost by 5, 3, 1, 12 (12 was Big12 Champ game against OU)
Year 3: 7, 7, 10, 2, 14
Year 4: 2, 8o, 3

Yeah - he was a douche.

@markstanco - yes - 2 times - your recall was correct :)

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21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

aggie going to aggie ....

 

Just... wow. Imagine thinking of that and being like, "yes, this is a really cool idea. We should totally do it to show everyone how awesome and totally not weird we are." 

Public display of animal cruelty, check.
Dog as the highest ranking member of school, check.

Talk about overcompensating for anti social behaviors. But what do you expect from an all boys reform school!

6 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Just... wow. Imagine thinking of that and being like, "yes, this is a really cool idea. We should totally do it to show everyone how awesome and totally not weird we are." 

. . . and how pathologically fixated on Big Brother our perseveration is.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

aggie going to aggie ....

 

I kept waiting for all those drones to burst into flames and fall out of the sky.  I am disappoint

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