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37 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

. . . and how pathologically fixated on Big Brother our perseveration is.

This. I cant imagine us putting aggy into a drone show on new years eve

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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

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The chapter’s already been written, Marcel. We know how it ends.

1 hour ago, freyguy said:

I kept waiting for all those drones to burst into flames and fall out of the sky.  I am disappoint

MFng cult!  All they think about is us!  How about just changing your underwear and making your bed (Admiral  McRaven).

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. I cant imagine us putting aggy into a drone show on new years eve

no, but the halftime show on november 28th now represents the best opportunity to win halftime forever with a combo lhb/drone extravaganza

we should bring in the mob to supplement the lhb on this historic occasion when we form the first-evar drone fire hydrant in the sky

 

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The chapter’s already been written, Marcel. We know how it ends.

On the injured list.
11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no, but the halftime show on november 28th now represents the best opportunity to win halftime forever with a combo lhb/drone extravaganza

we should bring in the mob to supplement the lhb on this historic occasion when we form the first-evar drone fire hydrant in the sky

 

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Reveille squats to pee, just like the milk”men”.

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

MFng cult!  All they think about is us!  How about just changing your underwear and making your bed (Admiral  McRaven).

Hook’em!!!

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3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Saw this in a Houston Chronicle article..

Marcel Reed..lol.

 

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He'll spend time in just 1 of those 3 cities. Too bad he doesn't play baseball because batting 0.333 would actually make him good.

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:


On the injured list.

And then the portal. An Aggie turdition. 

4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

Nothing cooler or more respectful than making a bunch of extra work for some poor store clerk/gas station attendant making $15.00 per hour. Stay classy, aggy

4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

What a bunch of fucking goobers...

Prime example of those “adults” from A&M.

I’m sure their parents are proud.

5 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

How are we ever going to get a leg up on those geniuses? They're so freaking clever, it's no wonder they dominate in every way 

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Prime example of those “adults” from A&M.

I’m sure their parents are proud.

The parents don’t realize it until their grandchildren are half sheep.

2 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Nothing cooler or more respectful than making a bunch of extra work for some poor store clerk/gas station attendant making $15.00 per hour. Stay classy, aggy

Yep.  The fact it almost has 9,000 likes is a tell assuming most of them are aggy.   I’d be fricken livid and embarrassed if this was a UT fan or grad  doing  the same and vocally so.  

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Yep.  The fact it almost has 9,000 likes is a tell assuming most of them are aggy.   I’d be fricken livid and embarrassed if this was a UT fan or grad  doing  the same and vocally so.  

Exactly this. If I saw a UT grad doing this, I would not only NOT give them a like, I would DM them, talk a TON of shit, and ask them to revoke whatever their association is with UT.  I would be FURIOUS if someone did this in the name of my alma mater - and, no, I do not care that they sort of gave the impression that the were going to pick up and re-sort the shirts. 1) I don't believe them because aggy; and 2) even if they did hang everything back, they've still wrinkled merchandise and generally made a lot more work for people who are legit not making more than $15.00 per hour

Get fucked, aggy morons. Hell is not hot enough 

9 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Yep.  The fact it almost has 9,000 likes is a tell assuming most of them are aggy.   I’d be fricken livid and embarrassed if this was a UT fan or grad  doing  the same and vocally so.  

That’s what separates them from civilized humanity.

5 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Exactly this. If I saw a UT grad doing this, I would not only NOT give them a like, I would DM them, talk a TON of shit, and ask them to revoke whatever their association is with UT.  I would be FURIOUS if someone did this in the name of my alma mater - and, no, I do not care that they sort of gave the impression that the were going to pick up and re-sort the shirts. 1) I don't believe them because aggy; and 2) even if they did hang everything back, they've still wrinkled merchandise and generally made a lot more work for people who are legit not making more than $15.00 per hour

Get fucked, aggy morons. Hell is not hot enough 

You’d harass a random stranger on social media? Weird flex but okay.

13 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Nothing cooler or more respectful than making a bunch of extra work for some poor store clerk/gas station attendant making $15.00 per hour. Stay classy, aggy

They're keeping their fellow aggy store clerk employed, so it's a win / win.

They're keeping their fellow aggy store clerk employed, so it's a win / win.

You forgot to insert stoopid sip at the end.
They're keeping their fellow aggy store clerk employed, so it's a win / win.

Aggy has an influencer side hustle on break. Aggy on clock, cleaning up mess from influencer side hustle! Win/win/win ya dern sip!
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I do miss the violence of the Cyclone. Working at Astroworld was the best worst job I ever had for $3.35/hr.

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2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

I do miss the violence of the Cyclone. Working at Astroworld was the best worst job I ever had for $3.35/hr.

Late 70s/ early 80s Astroworld was the shit. Season pass was about $30-35 if memory serves, one kid's parents would drop off in the morning and another kid's parents would pick up at closing time. Zero communication in between, a full day of shenanigans, maybe a Cheap Trick or Go Gos concert and everyone got home safe. Simpler times. 

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

HahahahHahahahahahah

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Have they applied for admission to the Big 12 yet?

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

HahahahHahahahahahah

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aggy to the B1G! 🥶

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6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

HahahahHahahahahahah

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Any chance Phelps' rival was just taking a breath?

Don’t be silly. 

Alberts needs to be focused on teaching aggy how to build a properly sized pool.

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6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Any chance Phelps' rival was just taking a breath?

The thing that Trev doesn't seem to realize is that aggy wasn't second, third, or even fourth. They were somewhere significantly to the right of the red arrow and no one knows where the fuck they were looking because they were well outside the camera frame

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19 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Have they applied for admission to the Big 12 yet?

Fuck, we already have BYU and Tech. 

8 hours ago, campcrunk said:

The thing that Trev doesn't seem to realize is that aggy wasn't second, third, or even fourth. They were somewhere significantly to the right of the red arrow and no one knows where the fuck they were looking because they were well outside the camera frame

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The fact they are objectively the 4th/5th best athletic department in their own conference, while spending THAT much money will never ever not be funny to me.

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*Phelps'

I changed it to that on original edit and then undid.  Still working on first cup of coffee.  Can't edit.

The fact they are objectively the 4th/5th best athletic department in their own conference, while spending THAT much money will never ever not be funny to me.

It’s not about the money, championships, facilities, but the traditions made along the way!

Aggy probably

This guy is feeling saucy!

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For as hot as the Aggies have been on the trail lately, their chief rivals in the Texas Longhorns have been having the equal and opposite experience. Despite a win earlier this month when John Turntine made his pledge to the Longhorns, most recruitments that Sark and company have been in on have not turned out their way.

We saw two more examples of that today when Frisco WR Jalen Lott, a Texas legacy on both his mom and his dad's side, committed to Oregon, followed not long afterwards by LB Brayden Rouse, who many fans considered a Texas lock, committing to Tennessee.

It doesn't end there, though. The Longhorns were believed for a long time to be the leaders for Temple DE Jamarion Carlton, a top-50 prospect in the nation, with their competition being LSU, Baylor and Texas Tech after the Aggies bowed out. Now, though, it looks like Carlton is trending towards the Bears with an announcement incoming this Thursday.

Aggies can enjoy these developments on their own merits, of course. It's pretty funny to watch the Horn fans twist in discomfort as prospect after prospect heads elsewhere. This has led, though, to one of the unintentionally funniest remarks I've seen in quite some time.


Texas fans demonstrate they don't know what a salary cap is for in midst of recruiting cold streak
As yet another supposed Texas lean committed elsewhere, Bobby Burton of On Texas Football put this gem of a quote out:


I feel resolutely sure that the Lakers, Knicks, Cowboys, and Steelers would all love if they were apportioned a salary cap commensurate to the relative share of revenue that they bring their respective leagues compared to other teams. However, the salary cap is explicitly there to prevent that happening.

This isn't baseball. You can't just be the Dodgers or Yankees now and outspend everyone, even though there's an argument to be made that that's exactly how Texas has conducted their AD thus far.

No, this cap is meant to prevent you from spending foolishly. If Texas has overcommitted their money elsewhere and are therefore faltering in these recruitments, that's their own fault. Should have had more foresight, I guess!

 

He sounds exactly like half the Longhorn posters on the recruiting board.  

On 7/8/2025 at 10:32 AM, TreatyOak said:

HahahahHahahahahahah

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This quote about the series record from ol' R.C. is so aggy:

“They like to count the times when our guys were all fighting the war, in World War II, the Korean War and Vietnam."

 

37 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy is feeling saucy!

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I can't remember, but did this goof have an article after we physically annihilated them?  Would love to see that if available.  Sure it had a bunch of "just a couple of plays away from winning" type stuff.

The Athletic's bit on football rivalries also comes with some hilarity.  We are listed three times, including UT-OU at #3, followed by aggy (#15) and piggie (#38).

Aggy has us, LSU (#71), and--checks notes--Baylor (#74).

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45 minutes ago, utee94 said:

He sounds exactly like half the Longhorn posters on the recruiting board.  

Better looking, too.

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